You have 3 wishes and 3 days

[Jonny1188]

Can I wish for his vital organs to be replaced with pine cones? Or are my organs replaced with more pine cones?

 

[Hellpwnage]

My first wish would be to know who my enemy is.
Then I'd look him up, kill him, and have 2 wishes left.

No use wishing for something that makes him stronger if you can just do it yourself.

 

[Zeema]

Can I wish for his vital organs to be replaced with pine cones? Or are my organs replaced with more pine cones?

yeah any you would die a very Pineless death

 

[katsumoto03]

I wish that I win at everything.

YEs but he would also be able to win at everything so in fact he would be more of a winner so you would lose

It would actually create a paradox in which nobody would win, or lose.

yes But he would also have created one most likely one thats tips in his favour

But that's impossible. Nobody wins or loses in that situation, as is the point.

 

[captaincabbage]

I wish that I win at everything.

But he will win harder.

 

[CowboyfromHell666]

I'd wish for an extra annoying Jar Jark Binks who is immune to bullets(he gets a much more annoying one than me)
I'd wish for a gun and one bullet
Then once he shot himself from being annoyed to hell, I wish for a pet dragon that can talk

 

[CowboyfromHell666]

I wish for an hour of intense pain... Would that give him less or more pain? :/

Judging by the rules, he would get a shit load more pain than you.

 

[Zeema]

I'd wish for an extra annoying Jar Jark Binks who is immune to bullets(he gets a much more annoying one than me)
I'd wish for a gun and one bullet
Then once he shot himself from being annoyed to hell, I wish for a pet dragon that can talk

he only seeks to kill you and he would have a more powerful gun then you have and would kill you and you dont know how long it will take him to shoot himself you have a timespan of 3 days

 

[magicmonkeybars]

I wish for poison to be introduced into my system but just enough so not to kill me, my enemy would get more poison or a better poison and die.
Or maybe I'd wish for a near deadly injury and my enemy would just die then.
Or I could wish to be god and make the whole thing meaningless.

 

[DanTheMan92]

1. ask for one kidney to be taken therefore he loses both, BAM dead
2. MONEY
3. and to get more wishes, make it last!

 

[Zeema]

I wish for poison to be introduced into my system but just enough so not to kill me, my enemy would get more poison or a better poison and die.
Or maybe I'd wish for a near deadly injury and my enemy would just die then.
Or I could wish to be god and make the whole thing meaningless.

if you were god he would become even more powerful but the others would work

 

[sms_117b]

Day 1, wish one, terminal cancer that will kill me in a day
enemy should recieve straonger cancer killing him within a day

Day 2, wish 2 cure the cancer!
enemy is dead

Day 3, wish 3 Mastery of time and telekinesis
enemy still dead.

 

[Outright Villainy]

I wish I'd never be able to see or know who my enemy was. Problem solved.

Then immortality.

Then solve world hunger I guess. I don't need any more wishes, I'm Immortal!

 

[Nieroshai]

I would wish that I had the body of an athlete.
I would wish for a multimillion job that runs itself.
I would wish that the bastard was deathly afraid of the color red.
1. Even if he was a better athlete than me, I would be better than I am now.
2. I'd have the money to circumvent the wish's karmic rule and BUY something to beat him with, and he might not think to do the same.
3. I wear red all the time. I wished that something would happen to HIM, not me, so hee already GOT the effect.

 

[Lord Legion]

I would wish for 46 chromosomes, as as I already have 46, I will be unaffected.
My enemy would have 47, thus he is now mentally handicapped.

2 wishes remaining with impunity.
Maybe turn my imagination into reality-no matter how grandiose, aaannnd, really, I could grant my own wishes then...wait! Nicola Tesla rises from the GRAVE!

World progress leaps ahead.
meanwhile my anonamous enemy wishes for puppies and fruit.

 

[Zeema]

I wish I'd never be able to see or know who my enemy was. Problem solved.

Then immortality.

Then solve world hunger I guess. I don't need any more wishes, I'm Immortal!

Very smart then your enemy wouldn't know his target but you don't kill him you must kill him in the 3 days

 

[Zeema]

I would wish for 46 chromosomes, as as I already have 46, I will be unaffected.
My enemy would have 47, thus he is now mentally handicapped.

2 wishes remaining with impunity.
Maybe turn my imagination into reality-no matter how grandiose, aaannnd, really, I could grant my own wishes then...wait! Nicola Tesla rises from the GRAVE!

World progress leaps ahead.
meanwhile my anonamous enemy wishes for puppies and fruit.

even if he was handicap all he seeks is to kill you doesn't matter if he is handicap he will most likely figure out a way and he could cure his handicap anyway

 

[Zeema]

I'd wish to be sent to Early Buffy Season 3 (in Sunnydale, of course), have a sentient cat that can talk and have no problems with the law or money in my new universe. Since I'll be in another universe at that point with some pretty good help (what, why else would I get myself sent directly to the Hellmouth unless it was to help) I'd be safe.

but he would be sent there anyway due to him getting a better wish he might come into the future and kill you and his sentient cat could most likely kill you as well

 

[Zeema]

I would wish that I had the body of an athlete.
I would wish for a multimillion job that runs itself.
I would wish that the bastard was deathly afraid of the color red.
1. Even if he was a better athlete than me, I would be better than I am now.
2. I'd have the money to circumvent the wish's karmic rule and BUY something to beat him with, and he might not think to do the same.
3. I wear red all the time. I wished that something would happen to HIM, not me, so hee already GOT the effect.

on the first day he would kill you he could easily catch up to you and kill you in a single punch