You have just been caught masturbating! What do you do?!?!?!?!

[TelHybrid]

Windows Key & D very very very quickly!

 

[Polyg0n]

Rage at them for not knocking before entering my room and possibly start locking my room door whenever I do it in the future.

 

[Balaxe]

My mum walked in on me the other day, she just apologized for not knocking and left the room but I never finished because the situation was way too awkward.

 

[EPolleys]

If it's family I'll jump through the window and return later with an apology and some chocolates, anyone else: keep going and don't say anything but make sure to look right at them, they might just join in.
Totally just pulled that off the top of my head just now

 

[Paksenarrion]

Depends on who walks in:

parents - *pretend i was just scratching an itch down there*
friends - I...I have no friends... *forever alone*
significant other - *gain +1 audience*
roommates - "You must gather your party before venturing forth."
whatever - *shoot lazers out of my vagina*

CAPTCHA: Control Isocisee

 

[Treblaine]

Swan dive out of the window, rush back up stairs and blurt out:

"Chester! Where are you, I heard a crashing sound.
Oh hello, you wouldn't happen to have seen my perverted identical twin brother, he also happens to be wearing the same clothes as me but other than that we are completely different."

 

[LiftYourSkinnyFists]

In your current location, and in place of what you're doing right now, your parents/ friends/ significant other/ roommates/ whatever have walked in on you.

What do you say?
Do you try to beat around (no pun intended) the bush?
Tell us what your contingency plan is

Well, everybody does it so maybe you should too!

 

[Shirokurou]

Depends on what you're fapping to.
The replies range from, "Can't you see I'm busy." to "It's totally not what you think... ah who am I kidding it totally is... Anyway, busy."

 

[DannibalG36]

Look deep into the eyes of the person who caught you.

Finish.

 

[DarthFennec]

`Don't act surprised, the door was closed, you should know what that means by now,' and keep going.

 

[Dott]

Break into song...!

 

[viking97]

don't you ever fucking knock?!

 

[TehCookie]

If it was my friends or roommates I would ask for them to knock next time and finish like a boss.
If it was my parents I would look them in the eye and say "At least I'm not gay."
If it was my boyfriend... ah who am I kidding, foreveralone.jpg

 

[Gudrests]

Stare them down and say....THANKS FOR THE EXTRA 5 MINUTES

 

[smearyllama]

Depends on who walks in:

parents - *pretend i was just scratching an itch down there*
friends - I...I have no friends... *forever alone*
significant other - *gain +1 audience*
roommates - "You must gather your party before venturing forth."
whatever - *shoot lazers out of my vagina*

CAPTCHA: Control Isocisee

You always have the best responses.
You know, I think you should meet my sister.
You two would probably get along really well.

 

[Vanbael]

Tell him its not gay porn and share him the file later.

 

[derdeutschmachine]

continue the process. If they won't leave they better take cover... just sayin'.

 

[GreyKnight3445]

"Let's face it, this is not the worse thing you've caught me doing."
Name that movie.

Iron Man 1

 

[LightspeedJack]

Look them dead in the eyes and finish.

 

[DSK-]

"Hey mum/dad, whats up?"