Declare myself Emporer of my desk.
Have a fancy dinner.
Get an extremely technologically advanced pen with a lazer pointer.
Have a fancy dinner.
Get an extremely technologically advanced pen with a lazer pointer.
You have three TRIVIAL wishes!
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I wish for dust to never fall in my house to save me cleaning.
I wish for a fridge that never runs out of whatever I put in it, yay unlimited beer.
I wish for a exact double of myself that goes to work for me
I wish for a fridge that never runs out of whatever I put in it, yay unlimited beer.
I wish for a exact double of myself that goes to work for me
OK, I can work with that.
1. I wish the obnoxious guys in the dorm to my left would randomly lose interest in pot.
2. I wish the obnoxious girls in the dorm to my right would randomly get narcolepsy, triggered by talking to each other. So they'll actually FUCKING GO TO SLEEP.
3. I wish my fucking, fucking, fucking FUCKING DOUCHEBAG of a neighbor THREE MOTHERFUCKING DORMS DOWN would spontaneously combust, so he can't blast his FUCKING TECHNO anymore. Hell, even if the genie can't handle that, it'll probably still fuck the guy up. Win-win.
1. I wish the obnoxious guys in the dorm to my left would randomly lose interest in pot.
2. I wish the obnoxious girls in the dorm to my right would randomly get narcolepsy, triggered by talking to each other. So they'll actually FUCKING GO TO SLEEP.
3. I wish my fucking, fucking, fucking FUCKING DOUCHEBAG of a neighbor THREE MOTHERFUCKING DORMS DOWN would spontaneously combust, so he can't blast his FUCKING TECHNO anymore. Hell, even if the genie can't handle that, it'll probably still fuck the guy up. Win-win.
I want nice white teeth that are straight, a wardrobe filled with nice suits that fit me and I'd like to be in-shape.
If my dog runs around corners too fast, he trips over his own legs and crashes into the wall.TestECull said:
What? I thought we were sharing "my pets are retarded" stories.
I wish that my glasses would stop getting dirty every morning.
I wish that my room would stay clean.
I wish that I could find some good food sometimes in my fridge.
That should be good.
I wish that my room would stay clean.
I wish that I could find some good food sometimes in my fridge.
That should be good.
A trip back in time to an AC/DC concert when they had Bon Scott.
A session with Charlie Sheen. Don't act like you don't know what I mean.
A night with Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis. Again, don't act like you don't know what I mean.
A session with Charlie Sheen. Don't act like you don't know what I mean.
A night with Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis. Again, don't act like you don't know what I mean.
I would like to be able to drink as much Coke as I wanted and never get full, and also be able to spawn it at will.
Same with delicious, syrupy pancakes.
Finally, I would like the best gaming chair there is, and it would never break or get dirty etc.
That's reasonable, right?
Same with delicious, syrupy pancakes.
Finally, I would like the best gaming chair there is, and it would never break or get dirty etc.
That's reasonable, right?
This man speaks the truth for all of us!Uberpig said:
I wish I didn't have to put up with this shit:
How does someone go about entering that anyway?!
Have a Greek GCSE keyboard?AnAngryMoose said:
How does someone go about entering that anyway?!
I wish Bungie won MM.
I wish CoD MW:3 was going to be the AMAZINGESTEST game ever created.
I wish The holidays never ended.
I wish for this glass of water be turned into wine.
I wish for that glass of wine to be turned into chocolate.
Then I wish for this chocolate to be turned into radioactive waste.
Then im gonna try and go around attempting to convince everyone that im speaking the truth.
I wish for that glass of wine to be turned into chocolate.
Then I wish for this chocolate to be turned into radioactive waste.
Then im gonna try and go around attempting to convince everyone that im speaking the truth.
1. Less or no dust. Every day there is a fresh pile of dust on my consoles and other things. It's very annoying.
2. Make it so any post that ends with a comment about what their captcha was is automatically rejected or just has the captcha part removed. Yes, there are captchas now. Yes, they often produce things you can't read. Yes, we're quite aware of both of these things. No, we do not need to hear about them in every third fucking post.
(we = me and other people who are sick of hearing about them, not me and everyone else ever, so please spare me any comments about my use of we)
3. I'll sacrifice this so the genie can focus more on #2.
2. Make it so any post that ends with a comment about what their captcha was is automatically rejected or just has the captcha part removed. Yes, there are captchas now. Yes, they often produce things you can't read. Yes, we're quite aware of both of these things. No, we do not need to hear about them in every third fucking post.
(we = me and other people who are sick of hearing about them, not me and everyone else ever, so please spare me any comments about my use of we)
3. I'll sacrifice this so the genie can focus more on #2.
I want:
to always be able to find a cheap, awesome flat to live in whenever I happen to move
to be able to change my appearance at will (yay disguises!)
to get any movie I want made greenlit - and have it be awesome.
There, that won't change the world, but it'll make me a happy bunny.
to always be able to find a cheap, awesome flat to live in whenever I happen to move
to be able to change my appearance at will (yay disguises!)
to get any movie I want made greenlit - and have it be awesome.
There, that won't change the world, but it'll make me a happy bunny.
