You have to make the Worst game ever
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It's probably been said by now but.
Just port Superman 64 to a modern console, then make it first-person with maybe 3 guns (all of which with no accuracy, damage and jam often) and no ammo pickups in the game. Also force first-person mode for any section you'd really want third-person instead. Also add modern WTF-why-did-you-think-that-was-a-good-idea!? controls, like tapping an analog stick to whirl 180 degrees for no reason...instead of look/aim just a bit to the side.
Just port Superman 64 to a modern console, then make it first-person with maybe 3 guns (all of which with no accuracy, damage and jam often) and no ammo pickups in the game. Also force first-person mode for any section you'd really want third-person instead. Also add modern WTF-why-did-you-think-that-was-a-good-idea!? controls, like tapping an analog stick to whirl 180 degrees for no reason...instead of look/aim just a bit to the side.
Yeah and im way too lazy to figure it out so i just use firefoxe because i already have it all set up and stuffCommunist partisan said:
In my rendition of the worst FPS ever, you are an exceedingly muscular man with an arsenal of weapons fit to make Khrushchev weep.
Or so you think.
As it turns out, the camera shifts to third-person perspective during hour-long cut scenes, replete with quick-time events, to reveal that you are actually an anorexic teenage girl (that is, a JRPG character) outfitted with ludicrously large biceps. But that's all. You are otherwise a fluffy teen who barely has the personality to rival a turnip. The game lasts a paltry four hours (however, in this case we'll call that a mercy), with all of the development effort having been placed on creating mini-games to play with your bestest friends!
In-game action (that is, the five or so minutes you are granted in between cinematic-length cut scenes) consists of relentless cover-based shooting and enemies with seemingly infinite health bars. You have four lives, and losing all of them means a good old-fashioned GAME OVER. Cut scenes are unskippable.
Or so you think.
As it turns out, the camera shifts to third-person perspective during hour-long cut scenes, replete with quick-time events, to reveal that you are actually an anorexic teenage girl (that is, a JRPG character) outfitted with ludicrously large biceps. But that's all. You are otherwise a fluffy teen who barely has the personality to rival a turnip. The game lasts a paltry four hours (however, in this case we'll call that a mercy), with all of the development effort having been placed on creating mini-games to play with your bestest friends!
In-game action (that is, the five or so minutes you are granted in between cinematic-length cut scenes) consists of relentless cover-based shooting and enemies with seemingly infinite health bars. You have four lives, and losing all of them means a good old-fashioned GAME OVER. Cut scenes are unskippable.
an fps where you cant move or aim, only shoot, enemies walk into your sights, they never shoot and they wait until you headshot them before another spawns
Original Doom graphics + Resident Evil 4 controls (from the pc version ie enter/return to shoot), weapons from Gun and the ability to only carry one gun, story from Jericho and no melee attack or weapon for you but many for your enemies. Oh and thank you for giving me an excuse to name the parts of games I have enjoyed the least in one post 
A realistic post-apocalyptic game, set immediately after a nuclear war, where you step outside and die of high doses of radiation. The graphics are terrible, and it crashes every time you move forward for over 3 seconds.
Do I win?
Do I win?
