You have to make the Worst game ever
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A WWII game where you play from the perspective of a Nazi.
The game lasts all of one level before you are killed by generic American soldier #318.
The final scene of the game is the development team laughing at you and wiping their collective asses with your $60.
The game lasts all of one level before you are killed by generic American soldier #318.
The final scene of the game is the development team laughing at you and wiping their collective asses with your $60.
You are a man or woman bent on finding the pillow of eternal awareness. You are armed only with deoderant and an already used match. Your regenerating health is activated when you eat your Snickers bar, however you are deathly allergic to nuts. You have a 1/5 chance of dying when you try to replenish your health and are always slowed to 1/8 of your normal crawl speed. There are no enemies, only banana skins all over the floor.
First person Tetris
You see through the eyes of the blocks. I can't even begin to imagine how bad of a game that would be.
You see through the eyes of the blocks. I can't even begin to imagine how bad of a game that would be.
You see a black screen and hear the Monty Python intermission music (don't know what it's called). After about 10 seconds you see, at the bottom of the screen, 'Press Start to Play!'
You press start and see a sprite of Wooper spinning around and singing (in 8-bit) The Song that Never Ends Above his head is a timer which counts seconds. This is your score and the point of the game is to see how long you can watch and listen. You cannot save and there is no way to save your high score after a game.
You press start and see a sprite of Wooper spinning around and singing (in 8-bit) The Song that Never Ends Above his head is a timer which counts seconds. This is your score and the point of the game is to see how long you can watch and listen. You cannot save and there is no way to save your high score after a game.
"Pissed off Redneck"
You play as a racist yokel, who is angry at his cousin for refusing sex. The object of the game is to gain her affection, to do this you must get a real job at the local corporation's hedquarters, but due to the messed up economy, they aren't hiring. You of course blame the foreigners and now it's time to get pay back.
The back of the box will claim:
-Fight 10 different enemy varients including Blacks, Mexicans, Asians, Middle Easterns, anybody with slightly tanned skin, Disabled people, gays and people of different religions.
-Unique dialoge structure allowing you to pick from 2862 bigoted insults
-Sound track with over 2 different songs!!
-Nearly two hours of gameplay.
You play as a racist yokel, who is angry at his cousin for refusing sex. The object of the game is to gain her affection, to do this you must get a real job at the local corporation's hedquarters, but due to the messed up economy, they aren't hiring. You of course blame the foreigners and now it's time to get pay back.
The back of the box will claim:
-Fight 10 different enemy varients including Blacks, Mexicans, Asians, Middle Easterns, anybody with slightly tanned skin, Disabled people, gays and people of different religions.
-Unique dialoge structure allowing you to pick from 2862 bigoted insults
-Sound track with over 2 different songs!!
-Nearly two hours of gameplay.
Ohh, my bad. I just kinda group all the tween boppers in with disney lolarc1991 said:Justin Bieber isn't from Disney...He got signed by UsherWanderingBiscuits said:
Unless he was just their as a guest or something...then fair enough...
Hey look i know alot of stuff okay -_-'
OT: Sonic Warfare...Modern Hedgehog...
All the glitches of MW2...and Sonic in fully voiced 3D =D
*Hides behind wall*
Some kind of Farmville game where you bust out the monitor like the Lawnmower man and mercilessly slaughter as many Farmville players as you possibly can.
Oh, hang on, I just realised you said a bad game. Ooops.
Oh, hang on, I just realised you said a bad game. Ooops.
Take a promising movie property and license it out to Sega (Working in conjunction with a prominent shovelware company), then have it designed by committee and demoed for parents groups, changing it so that it meets their specifications. All in preparation to meet a release date that's 8 months away.
Make it entirely motion controlled for the Wii, Kinect and Move, plus don't bother to make different versions of the game for the Wii and the other two consoles, just make one version with Wii-grade graphics. Make all in-game dialogue text, save for generic soundbites, which are to be performed by non-English speaking voice actors. Give the player one save slot and no auto save, saving only at easily missed checkpoints. Be sure to get an E for Everyone rating, plus make the game 3D exclusive, but don't advertise it as such.
Make it subscription based, but make the online consist only of lame versus modes and minigames, and use a Wii Friend Code style system to play online. Release it with plenty of bugs and glitches, then patch it with day one DLC that has to be paid for.
Make it a third person platformer, give it slippery controls, significant lag, and of course some RPG elements with the in-game shop based entirely around microtransactions, and of course include one upgradeable item that must be fully upgraded to complete the game, so that players can't tough out the game without upgrades. Be sure to fill the game with unnecessary, obvious, poorly written, and unskippable exposition. When cutscenes are necessary, use those half-assed comic book style sequences, preferrably drawn by a terrible artist.
Then laugh gleefully and eat a puppy, you bastard.
Make it entirely motion controlled for the Wii, Kinect and Move, plus don't bother to make different versions of the game for the Wii and the other two consoles, just make one version with Wii-grade graphics. Make all in-game dialogue text, save for generic soundbites, which are to be performed by non-English speaking voice actors. Give the player one save slot and no auto save, saving only at easily missed checkpoints. Be sure to get an E for Everyone rating, plus make the game 3D exclusive, but don't advertise it as such.
Make it subscription based, but make the online consist only of lame versus modes and minigames, and use a Wii Friend Code style system to play online. Release it with plenty of bugs and glitches, then patch it with day one DLC that has to be paid for.
Make it a third person platformer, give it slippery controls, significant lag, and of course some RPG elements with the in-game shop based entirely around microtransactions, and of course include one upgradeable item that must be fully upgraded to complete the game, so that players can't tough out the game without upgrades. Be sure to fill the game with unnecessary, obvious, poorly written, and unskippable exposition. When cutscenes are necessary, use those half-assed comic book style sequences, preferrably drawn by a terrible artist.
Then laugh gleefully and eat a puppy, you bastard.
Um.... anyone seen my post? It was pretty long and I posted it a couple of minutes ago, but I don't see it. Anyone? Moderators?
EDIT: Nevermind, there it is. Sorry for the double post.
EDIT: Nevermind, there it is. Sorry for the double post.