You have to make the Worst game ever
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You play as an boot. You must keep people's feet warm and be fashionable using motion controls, primarily the pelvic thrust. Failure to keep people's feet warm (by pelvic thrusting too fast, too slow, or not in rhythm) results in people getting hypothermia. Other hazards include, being chewed up by dogs, being stolen, being a boot, and throwing your back out from pelvic thrusting. There are several levels, including the cowboy boot level, the French soldier retreating from Russia level (in which another hazard is introduced, being eaten by a starving soldier), and being a pair of fashionable boots in a store window level.
Rated E for everyone.
Rated E for everyone.
id just make a turn-based JRPG set in all linear corridors for the first 5 hours of the game.
hmm, it's hard to top this level of crappiness, but i suppose id make an FPS game where you have very realistic guns that can carry only realistic amounts of ammo, and getting shot once in any part of your body downed you instantly and hiding behind walls waiting for your screen to come back to normal color would NOT heal you. instead, damage persisted and you would always end up dying unless you absolutely did not get shot EVER
and the soundtrack would consist of music that is written and performed solely by william murderface of dethklok
hmm, it's hard to top this level of crappiness, but i suppose id make an FPS game where you have very realistic guns that can carry only realistic amounts of ammo, and getting shot once in any part of your body downed you instantly and hiding behind walls waiting for your screen to come back to normal color would NOT heal you. instead, damage persisted and you would always end up dying unless you absolutely did not get shot EVER
and the soundtrack would consist of music that is written and performed solely by william murderface of dethklok
i was made to watch citizen caine
i was made to watch citizen caine in 6 classes over a 3 year BA in media and journalism. i hate that movie with a passionMrShowerHead said:Heh. Actually I'm studying to be a media-assistent at the moment. My first year right nowtheravensclaw said:
Time Machine:The game. It starts off with an hour long cut scene(which you can't skip)until you use the time machine. The actual gameplay just takes place in the time machine and is nothing but QTE until you get to the future. The QTE is roughly 20 hours long and if you miss one button your time machines blows up you have to go back to the very start of the game.
Once you get to the future you get the "pleasure" of escorting 20 people throughout the rest of the game which all have to live to the end of the game or its game over. The AI's iq is that of a broken toaster thats 20 years old and covered in rust.
And the Final boss has regen health lazer beams that shoot out of his eye balls and your only weapon consist of a rock that you can't throw meanwhile the 20 people your escorting will willingly run into the bosses lazer beams dying a horrible death. And after you managed to beat the boss the final screen will just say "Conglaturations you have compleated a great game" (cookie for refrense)
Once you get to the future you get the "pleasure" of escorting 20 people throughout the rest of the game which all have to live to the end of the game or its game over. The AI's iq is that of a broken toaster thats 20 years old and covered in rust.
And the Final boss has regen health lazer beams that shoot out of his eye balls and your only weapon consist of a rock that you can't throw meanwhile the 20 people your escorting will willingly run into the bosses lazer beams dying a horrible death. And after you managed to beat the boss the final screen will just say "Conglaturations you have compleated a great game" (cookie for refrense)
Will the game have a suicide button?TheBaron87 said:
OT: I make Doom but "accidentally" forget to add ammo pickups. Yeah I'm not very creative.
This is gold. Bravo good sir.Stone Wera said:
Dunno why he got probed for that. I agree with it...Mr. Google said:Yeah i was waiting for that oneTestECull said:Here ya go![spoiler/]
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OT: Well see, I'm actually making a Twilight ga- *Feels the burning hatred start to cook his skin, invents a time machine, stops himself from ever beginning to make the game but tells himself to make sure he posts this exact message in order to keep this from becoming a paradox and possibly unleashing a Twilight game on the world*
So yeah, if I had to make the worst game of all time, I'd make a game based off a movie based off a high selling teen girls book. I'd make Iron Man 2 but that's already been done...
Anti-Portal: A hypothetical game that is so awful that has 'negative entertainment': simply by existing, the universe is less fun.
You´re a futuristic samurai, who is after i time travelling katana and you need to go trhough a burger factory that makes human burgers and you got a guy Called Superfly hindering your progress....
Oh, wait....
Oh, wait....
No i fully agreed i was just saying that i was waiting for some one to do that cause if no one did i was going to hahasmeghead25 said:Dunno why he got probed for that. I agree with it...Mr. Google said:Yeah i was waiting for that oneTestECull said:Here ya go![spoiler/]
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OT: Well see, I'm actually making a Twilight ga- *Feels the burning hatred start to cook his skin, invents a time machine, stops himself from ever beginning to make the game but tells himself to make sure he posts this exact message in order to keep this from becoming a paradox and possibly unleashing a Twilight game on the world*
So yeah, if I had to make the worst game of all time, I'd make a game based off a movie based off a high selling teen girls book. I'd make Iron Man 2 but that's already been done...
