You have to make the Worst game ever
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I'd somehow combine the tepid gameplay of Future Tactics with the abominable writing of Prototype.
Fill it with annoying noises, escort missions where the person you have to escort dies in one hit, spike pits, invisible swarms of suicide bomber enemies, and bosses with only 1 hit kill attacks.
Give the PC a slow reload, 1 shot in clip, infinite ammo, Rocket Propelled Chainsaw Launcher as their only weapon.
Name the PC Captain ****** witch the NPCs will frequently call you.
Make the levels 1 hour long with no check points within levels (only save points between them).
Make the environment so dark, it makes GTA4 look like Mirror's edge.
Finally, have the protagonist voiced by that guy who voiced the antagonist of Escape from Butcher Bay, and have it developed by South Peak games.
Do I win?
Give the PC a slow reload, 1 shot in clip, infinite ammo, Rocket Propelled Chainsaw Launcher as their only weapon.
Name the PC Captain ****** witch the NPCs will frequently call you.
Make the levels 1 hour long with no check points within levels (only save points between them).
Make the environment so dark, it makes GTA4 look like Mirror's edge.
Finally, have the protagonist voiced by that guy who voiced the antagonist of Escape from Butcher Bay, and have it developed by South Peak games.
Do I win?
You're walking along a never ending linear corridor escorting Justin bieber & Disney channel stars and the soundtrack consists of their songs in a loop. Your weapon consists of a water pistol. Your enemies are floating shoes. There is no pause, saves, and with 8 bit graphics.
I'll take the best movie ever, with a large amount of philosophy, make it a fighting game and the worst one at that. I'll put no work into it, have stupid characters, shitty graphics, and to top it off, I will take a shit on every single disc before distrubution.
A game where there is no on-screen motion besides you walking and looking around, and the walking would be more like gliding because there's no walking animations, not even from your perspective. The enemies don't even do anything. NO running, at all. You only get a pistol that'll fire once every 1.5 seconds and take 8 seconds AT LEAST to reload. Your gun has a range that is comparable to a Swiss Army Knife wielded by a chipmunk, making it necessary to walk into enemies to damage them. Your pistol also has the power of said chipmunk throwing bits of paper. Enemies deal a hefty amount of damage to you when you come into contact with them and many spawn in tight corridors, and there are many times where you have to kill many of them to open a path. This leaves your survival to fate, and, if you're lucky enough, the enemies will drop enough health refills to keep you alive until the next room. Half of the walls that aren't things that you need to unlock are intangible and you can walk right through them and be left to die in an endless, white abyss. If you look up far enough, your camera will turn 360 degrees around, and you will see what's behind you upside down. The soundtrack is just 2 beeps of different pitches, repeating over and over again. And there is a ear-splitting, high-pitched beep every time you or an enemy is struck.
How's that for awful?
How's that for awful?
