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likalaruku

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You know you're a gamer if you've stopped watching TV because there are better things you could be wasting your time on that also has a screen.

You know you're a gamer if you read game manuals at work durring lunch break.

You know you're a gamer when someone says "mod" & you think "module" instead of "moderator."

You know you're a gamer when you start having 2D flashbacks at the mention of "oldschool."

You know you're a gamer if you have RPG maps on your office wall.

You know you're a gamer if you felt sorry for the guy who gave up his life-sized Orc instead of his nagging wife.

You know you're a gamer if you spend all day roaming the free open world of your game & when your frind askes you what you did yesterday, you tell him you "went hiking."
 

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kmiik said:
Generator said:
When a good percentage of the music on your iPod is from video game soundtracks.
this.
also, when you hear "Blizzard" you think of the company before you think of the snow.

Georgie_Leech said:
When you have a genetic predisposition to hating Michael Atkinson, you might be a gamer.
How these ring true to me.

When you think that real life could use with a better graphics engine. Seriously, it's not all greys. Well, actually, it is, but still.
 

thebackupfreak

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When you think "if I go outside now, I can buy food so I won't die of malnourishment. But, if I stay inside, I can hit level 50 within the next 8-10 hours..."

Nobody goes outside.
 

Radelaide

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When someone says 'assume the position', you pull out a beanbag and your hands immediately go into their claw like grasp of a controller without a controller being present.
 

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likalaruku said:
You know you're a gamer if you read game manuals at work durring lunch break.
I had something similar last week, but it was the ME2 CE art book instead of a manual. My boss looked at me funny, well so did everyone else. I just couldn't wait with opening the box.
 

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ottenni said:
You've planned out you're reaction to the zombie apocalypse. Which we all know is absolutely going to happen.
Truer words were never spoken, The zombies will first attack in Canada, then US, Mexico before some stupid dippshit refuge brings the virus to europe, but by then Ill be loaded with guns, canfood and have my own fortress of solitude. so should you all.
 

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MiserableOldGit said:
Your left hand hovers over WASD on your keyboard when you're at work...
Haha, I instictively do this whenever I'm at a keyboard.

You know you are a gamer if...

You run forward at a diagonal because you believe it gives you a boost to speed.
 

likalaruku

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Cowabungaa said:
likalaruku said:
You know you're a gamer if you read game manuals at work durring lunch break.
I had something similar last week, but it was the ME2 CE art book instead of a manual. My boss looked at me funny, well so did everyone else. I just couldn't wait with opening the box.
I bought a game durring lunch break & ran around carrying the box when I did a mail run between 8 buildings. Anyone who didn't know I was a gamer before did after that.
 

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likalaruku said:
You know you're a gamer if you've stopped watching TV because there are better things you could be wasting your time on that also has a screen
I haven't watched mainstream television outside of the occasional NBA game with the family in well over three years.
 

NoriYuki Sato

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when you have a dream that you are flying a Banshee from Halo..and you now know the Banshee inside and out incase you ever find one.

or you dream you are Commander Shepherd of the Alliance Navy.
 

Emilin_Rose

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When you've played at least 2 consoles from every generation since your induction to gaming.

OR

When you sleep with a girl you imagine her to be Peach/Lara Croft/Kratos/etc.

kmiik said:
Generator said:
When a good percentage of the music on your iPod is from video game soundtracks.
this.
also, when you hear "Blizzard" you think of the company before you think of the snow.
I think of Articuno...
 

Deadlock Radium

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- When you don't dare to masturbate because you think the neighbour uses wallhack.
- When you shower and get shampoo into your eyes you cry out "TEAMFLASH!"
- When you've got gym-class, you pull out a knife to run faster.

I can only remember "Too much CS"-facts.

Emilin_Rose said:
-Le snip-

When you sleep with a girl you imagine her to be Peach/Lara Croft/Kratos/etc.

kmiik said:
Generator said:
When a good percentage of the music on your iPod is from video game soundtracks.
this.
also, when you hear "Blizzard" you think of the company before you think of the snow.
I think of Articuno...
Sleeping with a girl and imagining KRATOS? o_O

I think of Articuno too =D
 

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when you can name a videogame on an advert before the game title comes up... and you've never seen the advert before.
 

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Trace of Legacy said:
When you think you saw a graphical glitch or a object spawn out of nowhere (It has happen to me)
That's happened to me before. I keep getting Assassin's Creed moments and my thumb wiggles for a button...

adrianextrabold said:
MiserableOldGit said:
Your left hand hovers over WASD on your keyboard when you're at work..."
Thought this was stupid, looked down. Damnit.
Hah, neech. My hands hover over those and the z button...I'm just used to Maple Story.
 

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When you obsess over getting new games you want even though you don't have time to finish the games you already have.

Simalacrum said:
when you can name a videogame on an advert before the game title comes up... and you've never seen the advert before.
I did that when I visited my dad's side of the family last year. I'm still not sure if my cousin's boyfriend thinks I'm cool or insane because of it.