You know you're an idiot when...................

[k3v1n]

you know you're an idiot when.....you're talking with your mobile phone to someone and tell him: woah woah!!! wait! shit!! I just lost my mobile phone!!!!

 

[Keela]

*SNIP*
Or even tasted soap "for science")

One of my friends lost a bet to his brother and their most long-known friend. They said that whoever lost would have to wash out his mouth with soap. They had no soap in the car, but they did have Germ-X! :/

 

[Bobipine]

*SNIP*
Or even tasted soap "for science")

One of my friends lost a bet to his brother and their most long-known friend. They said that whoever lost would have to wash out his mouth with soap. They had no soap in the car, but they did have Germ-X! :/

I don't know how that taste like, but since I willingly took a bit out of a soap bar, I can somewhat attempt to imagine, and I don't want to try it again.

 

[Jedamethis]

Bad luck?
Nah, it's just absentmindedness.

And you become unlucky because you weren't paying attention.

I must be too tired to comprehend what you're saying, or it makes no sense...

 

[Skuffyshootster]

I sometimes catch myself putting the sugar bowl into the fridge instead of the creamer after making coffee.

Also, I sliced my finger open with my Swiss army knife when I tried to fold the blade back in by pressing on the sharpened side.

EDIT: And when I was 7, I sprayed my mom's perfume into my eye.

 

[RanD00M]

Bad luck?
Nah, it's just absentmindedness.

And you become unlucky because you weren't paying attention.

I must be too tired to comprehend what you're saying, or it makes no sense...

A little from column A, a little from column B. I tend to make little sense. And people in general tend to read little sense when tired.

 

[Staticous]

you know you're an idiot when.....you're talking with your mobile phone to someone and tell him: woah woah!!! wait! shit!! I just lost my mobile phone!!!!

I've done that. I was on the phone with a friend and asked him if he's seen my cell phone anywhere.

Another thing that I have done before is drove to the store and got out of my car, still running, and locked the door behind me. Luckily I had my spare on me but I still felt like a idiot the rest of the day.

 

[Jedamethis]

Bad luck?
Nah, it's just absentmindedness.

And you become unlucky because you weren't paying attention.

I must be too tired to comprehend what you're saying, or it makes no sense...

A little from column A, a little from column B. I tend to make little sense. And people in general tend to read little sense when tired.

Okay then. Maybe I should have a nap and get back to you.

 

[Bobipine]

Still haven't gotten that darwin award though.

I think you need to not survive to get the award.
If you live you can get an honorable mention or something if I understand the awards correctly.

 

[Stalk3rchief]

I remember one time I searched my entire house for hours trying to find something, a bracelette my girlfriend made me I believe. I looked everywhere, almost going into a panic because of the immense sentimental value of it. After at least three hours of fruitless searching and hunting I found it... in my pocket.

 

[Mikester1290]

When you are:-

Squeezing hair gel onto the tooth brush then using it. Not good.

Working on a Transit van interior on your stomach while its up on a car lift for long enough to forget that its 2 metres up in the air, then climbing out as if it were on the ground (broken wrist).

Putting underwear on, then putting great big work boots on, (not trousers), then NEARLY walking out the front door, talk about being emmbarresed all on your own. Cringecopter.

Hey cringecopter is a google whack

I just looked up what a Google whack is, then I googled it, and it's not one anymore , BUT IT WAS, for 5 minutes

I think.

 

[DutchAssassin8]

try driving my bike with my arms crossed(long story, not going to tell)
Crash! Broken arm ;D

 

[Fetzenfisch]

...you try to blow out the fuse of fireworks..... well i was young. And i blame cartoons...and probably rap music. i bet there was some of that on the radio sometimes.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

I was building a campfire and I needed to adjust one of the pieces of wood. In my infinite wisdom I grabbed onto it with my bare hands. Guess what happened next.

 

[nuba km]

OK so I just did something incredibly stupid. I was cutting into a chocolate cake and saw that there was some icing on the knife. Not wanting to let it go to waste I immediately licked the knife. However I failed to remember that a knife is a sharp object and cut a neat line in the middle of my tongue.

So Escapists, what stupid/forgetful things have you done to yourself???

if I remember the tongue can't clod cuts so how is it I really need to find out if you are OK and how you fixed the tongue. the most stupid thing I do is when someone tells me something is hot I have to make sure they are not lying.

 

[Cheesus333]

My sister called me and asked me why my Mum wasn't answering her phone. My immediate reply, within a heartbeat, was "I dunno, let me call her and ask." My friends never let me live it down.

Another was my idea to film my own death, then show it to people to see their reactions. If you can't see the problem with that, I'm afraid you're as bad as me :L

But the worst was the time I was out with my friend, and we saw a burning tree at the far side of a big meadow. We ran all the way across it to discover that the tree was, in fact, not burning, but just adorned with orange fairy lights and there was a barbeque next to it. It was so bizarre.

 

[ReaperzXIII]

you break your ankle doing a dance move, on concrete with football boots that involves hopping backwards and forwards in a stationary position.

you go to a theme park and instead of sitting infront of one of the safety harnesses you sit inbetween both of the harnesses and only realize 2 minutes before they start the ride and start screaming for help.

you try to prove your intelligence but then say 2+2=2

Yeah...its a wonder I survived conception

 

[Rainforce]

OK so I just did something incredibly stupid. I was cutting into a chocolate cake and saw that there was some icing on the knife. Not wanting to let it go to waste I immediately licked the knife. However I failed to remember that a knife is a sharp object and cut a neat line in the middle of my tongue.

So Escapists, what stupid/forgetful things have you done to yourself???

I tend to do that quite often without getting hurt (even the real sharp ones).
must be lucky or something :/

 

[Milo Windby]

You know you're an idiot when... You attempt to put a box of cereal in your fridge, like me.

I did that when I was a little kid, I also put the milk into the cupboard... no one found the milk (No idea why) until the end of the weekend. By then it was just not good anymore.