... so many of these I have to admit are true in my case, XD. Anyhow...
- you attempt to use your keyboard to turn on your TV.
- you do not answer the phone but IM the person instead.
- your entire social life exists only on the Internet.
- you use your computer to do almost everything, watch TV, play video games, chat and complain when you have to get up.
- you start using IM lingo in normal real life conversations.
- you revisit the same few sites in hopes something new was posted.
- you have spent more than 24 hours on the computer, leaving it only for food or to use the bathroom.
- you pass out on your desk/keyboard
- (linked to the above) and upon waking up, you immediately check all your sites again.
- people start looking to you for answers because you have nearly memorized wikipedia.
- you have an online (only) girl/boyfriend
- your room is blank and dull, yet your desktop, screensaver and even your web browsers are all tricked out in some manner.