"You, my friend, deserve a slap."

[-Samurai-]

Anyone that has ever said or typed(in a serious manner0 the words "epic" or "fail". Anyone that has ever used stupid memes should not only be slapped, but kicked in the ribs by Mirko Cro Cop.

 

[Baldry]

Their existence.

And when someone use's a internet meme/joke, such as "the cake is a lie" and they've never actually played the game

 

[jeejvebe]

"Waaa, I'm so hungry, waaaaaa!"

"Did you eat any breakfast?"

"No"

*slap*

 

[AcidLillies]

Homophobic/racist black/asian/other racial minority (in the U.K) individuals. After months of having to put up with snide remarks and their back water opinions, you snap and you dare complain at them. They immediately state "ZOMG YOU RACIST WHITE MAN I AM HAVING YOU LOCKED UP".

*****, please.

 

[Oh That Dude]

3. People who feel sorry for themselves and don't man up about things they can do NOTHING about.

*ducks to avoid incoming slap*

Seriously though, that's a pretty harsh reason to slap someone. I mean, if there's something you can do about it and you're still being mopey, then I can understand your point. But if there's nothing you can do about whatever is upsetting you, it's kinda understandable. I can't do anything about illnesses in my family, it's still pretty difficult to just "man up" (God I hate that phrase) and get over it. I can't change the fact that I'm naturally pretty useless socially, it's not easy to just "get over".

 

[Jodah]

People who say I'm racist because I didn't vote for Obama. Them making such a big deal about it makes them a bigger racist then I am. They should be smacked upside the head for that.

 

[afaceforradio]

3. People who feel sorry for themselves and don't man up about things they can do NOTHING about.

*ducks to avoid incoming slap*

Seriously though, that's a pretty harsh reason to slap someone. I mean, if there's something you can do about it and you're still being mopey, then I can understand your point. But if there's nothing you can do about whatever is upsetting you, it's kinda understandable. I can't do anything about illnesses in my family, it's still pretty difficult to just "man up" (God I hate that phrase) and get over it. I can't change the fact that I'm naturally pretty useless socially, it's not easy to just "get over".

Ah no see, my point is totally valid and I stand by it 100% - I have Cancer, which my body won't fight on its own, I can't choose to not have it and I can't do anything about the treatment I'm having or the effects it has on me. So I can either sulk and whine and feel sorry for myself or I can just get on with my life and accept that it has to be done and try to enjoy life.

 

[yoyo13rom]

Be really self-centered and think they're always right. That annoys me the most.

 

[AkJay]

My dad went to one of his friends birthday parties.
He brought home with him, for all of us, about half of a cake, and it was pretty big.
In one sitting, my step-brother ate THE ENTIRE FUCKING THING.
Such a douchebag.

 

[Jamiemitsu]

People who steal my oxygen.
GRR.

Yeah, there the wost.

Seriously, though, I know a guy in my art class who deserves a daily slap for being such a major 360 fanboy/ ps3 hater. This might not be so bad if he had some genuinely well thought out opinions, but he NEVER does. Oh, those insightful conversations... Him: PSN sucks, live's way better. Me: Whats the difference? You have to pay for live, don't you? Him: Oh, its only £30 a month. Thats not much. Me: It all adds up, though. Him: Shut up, your such a ps3 fanboi, lololololol, fail.

And so on. He's a real life troll.

 

[afaceforradio]

People who steal my oxygen.
GRR.

Yeah, there the wost.

Seriously, though, I know a guy in my art class who deserves a daily slap for being such a major 360 fanboy/ ps3 hater. This might not be so bad if he had some genuinely well thought out opinions, but he NEVER does. Oh, those insightful conversations... Him: PSN sucks, live's way better. Me: Whats the difference? You have to pay for live, don't you? Him: Oh, its only £30 a month. Thats not much. Me: It all adds up, though. Him: Shut up, your such a ps3 fanboi, lololololol, fail.

And so on. He's a real life troll.

He got it wrong then, cos it's £40 a year, where'd he get £30 a month? He needs a slap for being WRONG. Hehe.

 

[Oh That Dude]

Ah no see, my point is totally valid and I stand by it 100% - I have Cancer, which my body won't fight on its own, I can't choose to not have it and I can't do anything about the treatment I'm having or the effects it has on me. So I can either sulk and whine and feel sorry for myself or I can just get on with my life and accept that it has to be done and try to enjoy life.

Ah, sorry to hear that. I guess that would kinda change ones outlook. I so admire your courage in being strong enough to keep trying to enjoy life, but one thing: Does it annoy that some aren't able, or feel unable, to take that route enough to slap them? A friend of mine put it well: Humans are vessels, of many different sizes and shapes. We can all hold different amounts. Some people can tolerate extremely difficult circumstances, some cannot get through things that seem minor in comparison.

 

[Jamiemitsu]

People who steal my oxygen.
GRR.

Yeah, there the wost.

Seriously, though, I know a guy in my art class who deserves a daily slap for being such a major 360 fanboy/ ps3 hater. This might not be so bad if he had some genuinely well thought out opinions, but he NEVER does. Oh, those insightful conversations... Him: PSN sucks, live's way better. Me: Whats the difference? You have to pay for live, don't you? Him: Oh, its only £30 a month. Thats not much. Me: It all adds up, though. Him: Shut up, your such a ps3 fanboi, lololololol, fail.

And so on. He's a real life troll.

He got it wrong then, cos it's £40 a year, where'd he get £30 a month? He needs a slap for being WRONG. Hehe.

£40? I am soo using that against him next time he starts!

 

[afaceforradio]

Ah no see, my point is totally valid and I stand by it 100% - I have Cancer, which my body won't fight on its own, I can't choose to not have it and I can't do anything about the treatment I'm having or the effects it has on me. So I can either sulk and whine and feel sorry for myself or I can just get on with my life and accept that it has to be done and try to enjoy life.

Ah, sorry to hear that. I guess that would kinda change ones outlook. I so admire your courage in being strong enough to keep trying to enjoy life, but one thing: Does it annoy that some aren't able, or feel unable, to take that route enough to slap them? A friend of mine put it well: Humans are vessels, of many different sizes and shapes. We can all hold different amounts. Some people can tolerate extremely difficult circumstances, some cannot get through things that seem minor in comparison.

Ah it's okay, I'm seven months in and almost done with treatment so I've even more reason to smile

I wouldn't actually slap anyone over anything, it was listed as a general 'makes me annoyed enough to want to slap them' kinda thing, if you get me.

I get it if people are told that they're dying and there's nothing can be done: that puts a different spin on things.

However, I see so many people online in Cancer forums and whatnot that whine about losing their hair and (god forbid) their eyebrows when they're trying to survive it just irks me. Hair is NOTHING when your life is on the line! You know what I mean?

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

When someones being a bastard/*****.
My sister can be a total ***** to my mom sometimes and I just want to walk up and slap her hard.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

People who spout their opinions about something I like/dislike, then try to tell me that I like/dislike it just because someone else likes it.

My roommate hates Naruto with a passion. My boyfriend, on the other hand, loves it. I am neutral about the whole thing, other than hating the crazies in the fanbase. So my roommate has decided that I like Naruto because my boyfriend likes it. Makes me want to *****-slap her every single time.

 

[Tristan Sjet]

My brother-in-law Jamie. for being a A-hole to me and my sister. every. single. fracking. time he's here.

also my nefew Josh, for various reasons. mainly because he's a fracking idiot.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I want to slap the guy (or girl) who popularised trolling.
Also, 12 year olds on Xbox Live playing 18+ online games.

I want slap those little fuck so much, you'd think they were tomatoes.