You took over the world....now what?
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Wherever you are, whatever you're doing, just picture me there right now giving you a high five. *clap*Drakmeire said:
Anyway. Have a week right before shark week dedicated to TRON, and a week right after shark week dedicated to Proffesor Layton. The entire month of May will be dedicated to Star Wars, and the entire month of September will be dedicated to The Beatles.
I would only implement one policy: cap the planet's population at 1 billion people, and force all nations to implement a plan for reaching this goal within one-hundred years using strict breeding controls (as opposed to, say, euthanization or eugenics or anything like that).
We've reached the point in our technological development that we just don't need that much manual labor anymore, and our labor needs are only going to decrease as time goes on. Also, reducing the population will put political power back in the hands of the masses, since the individual won't be nearly as expendable as they were back in the 6-7 billion people days.
Reducing the human population will also greatly decrease the strain humanity exerts on the environment, and make it much easier to meet our food and water needs in the foreseeable future.
We've reached the point in our technological development that we just don't need that much manual labor anymore, and our labor needs are only going to decrease as time goes on. Also, reducing the population will put political power back in the hands of the masses, since the individual won't be nearly as expendable as they were back in the 6-7 billion people days.
Reducing the human population will also greatly decrease the strain humanity exerts on the environment, and make it much easier to meet our food and water needs in the foreseeable future.
I suddenly rule the world, eh?
Well, first order of business: Maniacal Evil Laugh. A good, long, loud one. Preferably beginning with 'MUA HA' and continuing in that vein, possibly with a few pauses to take a breath.
Second order of business: Get those tacos. Laugh again.
Third: Construct giant floating zeppelin base, from which I can launch Metal Gear-esque robots and old school biplanes with lasers attached to them. Also build indestructible suit of armour to protect against the inevitable backlash of me being ruler of the world.
Well, first order of business: Maniacal Evil Laugh. A good, long, loud one. Preferably beginning with 'MUA HA' and continuing in that vein, possibly with a few pauses to take a breath.
Second order of business: Get those tacos. Laugh again.
Third: Construct giant floating zeppelin base, from which I can launch Metal Gear-esque robots and old school biplanes with lasers attached to them. Also build indestructible suit of armour to protect against the inevitable backlash of me being ruler of the world.
put my face on the one dollar bill. make a holiday honoring perogies and bacon. set my wage embarrassingly high. read every pertinent classified document. drive a tank. cause wanton destruction. go hunting. only reason i play video games is because i cant hunt all the time. wear a white suit and top hat at all times regardless of situation
Well first and most importantly i'll be replacing my super secret stash of porn and then I will move onto the other important stuff like creating giant rideable bumblebees.
Serious:
I'd remove a lot of unnecessary laws and fix some of the loopholes that piss me off, put in place a law that people have to be reasonable when charging people for breaking the law (No more charging an unemployed person £1000000 for pirating a dvd) and another law that if you're deemed as being a moron then you can't sue a business for your own stupidity.
I'd also tell the poor people in third world countries to get their shit together and start trying to help themselves out of poverty rather than expect others to do it for them.
Serious:
I'd remove a lot of unnecessary laws and fix some of the loopholes that piss me off, put in place a law that people have to be reasonable when charging people for breaking the law (No more charging an unemployed person £1000000 for pirating a dvd) and another law that if you're deemed as being a moron then you can't sue a business for your own stupidity.
I'd also tell the poor people in third world countries to get their shit together and start trying to help themselves out of poverty rather than expect others to do it for them.
I'd probably just be selfish since trying to be a "good" world ruler would be hypocritical and wouldn't last. Harem full of attractive celebrities and super-models; all I could eat of my favorite foods; blood sports for my personal enjoyment; force all videogames/television shows/movies to be made to my liking etc. In non pleasure seeking activities I would pour tons of money into trying to find a way to extend human life or human consciousness so I could enjoy the world as long as possible. I'd also advance space travel since I love astronomy and do a bunch of funky human genetic experiments just for kicks.
Build a super death laser that's really really big and store it in a volcano, and proceed to grow a handlebar mustache, wear a monocle, get a face scar and wear a tux everywhere. I will then blow up neptune!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Well... most of the responses given I've come to expect from the people here so screwing the world over doesn't make me think 'Whaaaaaa!!!"
OT: I would probably try to fix the world as much as possible and then try to improve the quality of life for everyone. I'd probably be calling UN meetings just to know the state of the world and then I'd probably need to get some bureaucratic f&#*tards just to learn everything. following that; mass peacekeeping operation in Africa to eliminate the warlords, help people out of poverty without having to be constantly guiding their hand and such. After all that, just wing it.
Also, be happy that if I'm overlord, my friends won't play a part in the politics. One would plunge the world into anarchy while the other would kill everyone and bring them back as... zombie vampires... trust me, I shit you not.
OT: I would probably try to fix the world as much as possible and then try to improve the quality of life for everyone. I'd probably be calling UN meetings just to know the state of the world and then I'd probably need to get some bureaucratic f&#*tards just to learn everything. following that; mass peacekeeping operation in Africa to eliminate the warlords, help people out of poverty without having to be constantly guiding their hand and such. After all that, just wing it.
Also, be happy that if I'm overlord, my friends won't play a part in the politics. One would plunge the world into anarchy while the other would kill everyone and bring them back as... zombie vampires... trust me, I shit you not.
Wonder why I have coupons to a place I've never been to in my life.
Then, I shall choose a council made up of great world leaders to be my advisers. They'll help me actually know what the fuck I'm doing. After that, I shall bring back the gladiatorial games! Blood for the blood god!
Then, I shall choose a council made up of great world leaders to be my advisers. They'll help me actually know what the fuck I'm doing. After that, I shall bring back the gladiatorial games! Blood for the blood god!
We gather the greatest code crackers and mathematicians in the world to crack those passwords, if I'm to be leader of the world I need to be happy every day.. Then again I AM the ruler of the world so I could just hire some Ladies for the week..shadowstriker86 said:
OT: what I probably would do is give the world a survey, if you don't like me as your leader you can go and live on the new moon colonies and separate from Earth, everyone who stays will be my loyal subjects and will undergo some ridiculous process which means they and their children will remain loyal to me for the rest of eternity..
And then we party..
Thank you for saving my fingers the work since I can simply point to your post and say Pretty much that.Rednog said:
The only things you missed is outlawing censorship, that and setting up a massive harem dor my personal use
First thing I would do...
Well, obviously I would expand space programs. Because space is awesome.
Then, from said space programs, make farming platforms to grow food for the world and get solar power, making war and currency obsolete. (welll, maybe not currency but you gotta try)
kiss my mum on the cheek and try not to mess everything up.
Well, obviously I would expand space programs. Because space is awesome.
Then, from said space programs, make farming platforms to grow food for the world and get solar power, making war and currency obsolete. (welll, maybe not currency but you gotta try)
kiss my mum on the cheek and try not to mess everything up.