You took over the world....now what?

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FernandoV

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Assuming I came to power with the aid of like minded extremist underlings I'd start a genocide of things I consider unproductive and put a really strict rule on who exactly is allowed to procreate and how many children a person can have depending on their economic status. I'd also gather a panel of experts to help me deal with economic, social, and educational shit since I'll need advisors and the like. But I'm really keen on the genocide part.
 

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Do you remember Franklin D. Roosevelt's 2nd Bill of Rights. Well, I'll start with those, and then probably make all the oil executives pay for all the damages they caused to the world, and then send them to jail for a very long, long, long time. All the workers of said oil companies will be fine, give them public works jobs until they can find something else. Also, while we are on that subject, transfer all people on unemployment and not actively seeking a job within the next month would be immediately transferred to public works until they can find another job. If they refuse, then they don't get the unemployment checks. And, simultaneously, negotiate with the unions of all workers of the world to set up a system of governance that prevents lazy workers from being defended from said unions. Also, establish a new world currency, and invest in nuclear energy until a more efficient green energy is found (in case you're wondering, I would also invest heavily in green and nuclear energy R&D). Finally, remember the space program, how we were going to send a guy to Mars, and colonize the moon, and other stuff like that, well say hello to space program Mk. II.
"So you take over the world for good reasons?"
"I agree with everything you say, can I be your henchman?"
Why of course comrade, may the attack begin at dawn.
"all right but what are we attacking at dawn?Wait I'm a henchman I don't ask questions I hit things with a hammer."
And it is for your loyalty that you will be answered. We attack...Activision HQ as part of my 34 step plan to enslave the human race with the exception of a few who will be either my wives or my henchmen and their "loved" ones.
"Good Good, but what if your said loved ones need plastic surgery so they don't feel ugly."
"All good evil organizations have good health coverage since most henchmen die off with in a day."
Don't worry, just about everything imaginable that involves going to a hospital is covered for my henchmen. Also, the life expectancy of my henchmen is about one week.
"Now all what should I call you, you need an EVIL name to go by."
How about Ochiva, Sounds very exotic."
 

Kakashi on crack

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Well, for one, I'd apply everything on the evil overlord's list that is humanly possible.

Afterwards, I would probably create world peace, so people can realize how boring it actually is, and go back to war. ;)
 

Frotality

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burn it all, and start over on mars. or the moon. or just burn it all. pretty much the only way to fix society's problems is to have the experience to avoid causing them to begin with in a new society.

not that any viable population would be smart enough to avoid rehashing much, but heres hoping that we at least manage to avoid some of the big things, like vastly disproportionate distribution of wealth/ resources, and for that matter using a monetary system of trading IOUs, and convoluted legal systems. if my new space farmer civilization can avoid those for at least one generation past my own, ill be happy.
 

daywalker1776

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My name is Fiction said:
daywalker1776 said:
My name is Fiction said:
daywalker1776 said:
My name is Fiction said:
daywalker1776 said:
My name is Fiction said:
daywalker1776 said:
Do you remember Franklin D. Roosevelt's 2nd Bill of Rights. Well, I'll start with those, and then probably make all the oil executives pay for all the damages they caused to the world, and then send them to jail for a very long, long, long time. All the workers of said oil companies will be fine, give them public works jobs until they can find something else. Also, while we are on that subject, transfer all people on unemployment and not actively seeking a job within the next month would be immediately transferred to public works until they can find another job. If they refuse, then they don't get the unemployment checks. And, simultaneously, negotiate with the unions of all workers of the world to set up a system of governance that prevents lazy workers from being defended from said unions. Also, establish a new world currency, and invest in nuclear energy until a more efficient green energy is found (in case you're wondering, I would also invest heavily in green and nuclear energy R&D). Finally, remember the space program, how we were going to send a guy to Mars, and colonize the moon, and other stuff like that, well say hello to space program Mk. II.
"So you take over the world for good reasons?"
"I agree with everything you say, can I be your henchman?"
Why of course comrade, may the attack begin at dawn.
"all right but what are we attacking at dawn?Wait I'm a henchman I don't ask questions I hit things with a hammer."
And it is for your loyalty that you will be answered. We attack...Activision HQ as part of my 34 step plan to enslave the human race with the exception of a few who will be either my wives or my henchmen and their "loved" ones.
"Good Good, but what if your said loved ones need plastic surgery so they don't feel ugly."
"All good evil organizations have good health coverage since most henchmen die off with in a day."
Don't worry, just about everything imaginable that involves going to a hospital is covered for my henchmen. Also, the life expectancy of my henchmen is about one week.
"Now all what should I call you, you need an EVIL name to go by."
How about Ochiva, Sounds very exotic."
Agreed, we will go with that. All the world will tremble before Ochiva.
 

My name is Fiction

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daywalker1776 said:
My name is Fiction said:
daywalker1776 said:
My name is Fiction said:
daywalker1776 said:
My name is Fiction said:
daywalker1776 said:
My name is Fiction said:
daywalker1776 said:
Do you remember Franklin D. Roosevelt's 2nd Bill of Rights. Well, I'll start with those, and then probably make all the oil executives pay for all the damages they caused to the world, and then send them to jail for a very long, long, long time. All the workers of said oil companies will be fine, give them public works jobs until they can find something else. Also, while we are on that subject, transfer all people on unemployment and not actively seeking a job within the next month would be immediately transferred to public works until they can find another job. If they refuse, then they don't get the unemployment checks. And, simultaneously, negotiate with the unions of all workers of the world to set up a system of governance that prevents lazy workers from being defended from said unions. Also, establish a new world currency, and invest in nuclear energy until a more efficient green energy is found (in case you're wondering, I would also invest heavily in green and nuclear energy R&D). Finally, remember the space program, how we were going to send a guy to Mars, and colonize the moon, and other stuff like that, well say hello to space program Mk. II.
"So you take over the world for good reasons?"
"I agree with everything you say, can I be your henchman?"
Why of course comrade, may the attack begin at dawn.
"all right but what are we attacking at dawn?Wait I'm a henchman I don't ask questions I hit things with a hammer."
And it is for your loyalty that you will be answered. We attack...Activision HQ as part of my 34 step plan to enslave the human race with the exception of a few who will be either my wives or my henchmen and their "loved" ones.
"Good Good, but what if your said loved ones need plastic surgery so they don't feel ugly."
"All good evil organizations have good health coverage since most henchmen die off with in a day."
Don't worry, just about everything imaginable that involves going to a hospital is covered for my henchmen. Also, the life expectancy of my henchmen is about one week.
"Now all what should I call you, you need an EVIL name to go by."
How about Ochiva, Sounds very exotic."
Agreed, we will go with that. All the world will tremble before Ochiva.
"Yes Ochiva, we are not only successful at taking over the world but also this topic as well."
 

daywalker1776

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My name is Fiction said:
daywalker1776 said:
My name is Fiction said:
daywalker1776 said:
My name is Fiction said:
daywalker1776 said:
My name is Fiction said:
daywalker1776 said:
My name is Fiction said:
daywalker1776 said:
Do you remember Franklin D. Roosevelt's 2nd Bill of Rights. Well, I'll start with those, and then probably make all the oil executives pay for all the damages they caused to the world, and then send them to jail for a very long, long, long time. All the workers of said oil companies will be fine, give them public works jobs until they can find something else. Also, while we are on that subject, transfer all people on unemployment and not actively seeking a job within the next month would be immediately transferred to public works until they can find another job. If they refuse, then they don't get the unemployment checks. And, simultaneously, negotiate with the unions of all workers of the world to set up a system of governance that prevents lazy workers from being defended from said unions. Also, establish a new world currency, and invest in nuclear energy until a more efficient green energy is found (in case you're wondering, I would also invest heavily in green and nuclear energy R&D). Finally, remember the space program, how we were going to send a guy to Mars, and colonize the moon, and other stuff like that, well say hello to space program Mk. II.
"So you take over the world for good reasons?"
"I agree with everything you say, can I be your henchman?"
Why of course comrade, may the attack begin at dawn.
"all right but what are we attacking at dawn?Wait I'm a henchman I don't ask questions I hit things with a hammer."
And it is for your loyalty that you will be answered. We attack...Activision HQ as part of my 34 step plan to enslave the human race with the exception of a few who will be either my wives or my henchmen and their "loved" ones.
"Good Good, but what if your said loved ones need plastic surgery so they don't feel ugly."
"All good evil organizations have good health coverage since most henchmen die off with in a day."
Don't worry, just about everything imaginable that involves going to a hospital is covered for my henchmen. Also, the life expectancy of my henchmen is about one week.
"Now all what should I call you, you need an EVIL name to go by."
How about Ochiva, Sounds very exotic."
Agreed, we will go with that. All the world will tremble before Ochiva.
"Yes Ochiva, we are not only successful at taking over the world but also this topic as well."
Yes, but now the Escapist knows too much. You know what must be done.
 

My name is Fiction

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daywalker1776 said:
My name is Fiction said:
daywalker1776 said:
My name is Fiction said:
daywalker1776 said:
My name is Fiction said:
daywalker1776 said:
My name is Fiction said:
daywalker1776 said:
My name is Fiction said:
daywalker1776 said:
Do you remember Franklin D. Roosevelt's 2nd Bill of Rights. Well, I'll start with those, and then probably make all the oil executives pay for all the damages they caused to the world, and then send them to jail for a very long, long, long time. All the workers of said oil companies will be fine, give them public works jobs until they can find something else. Also, while we are on that subject, transfer all people on unemployment and not actively seeking a job within the next month would be immediately transferred to public works until they can find another job. If they refuse, then they don't get the unemployment checks. And, simultaneously, negotiate with the unions of all workers of the world to set up a system of governance that prevents lazy workers from being defended from said unions. Also, establish a new world currency, and invest in nuclear energy until a more efficient green energy is found (in case you're wondering, I would also invest heavily in green and nuclear energy R&D). Finally, remember the space program, how we were going to send a guy to Mars, and colonize the moon, and other stuff like that, well say hello to space program Mk. II.
"So you take over the world for good reasons?"
"I agree with everything you say, can I be your henchman?"
Why of course comrade, may the attack begin at dawn.
"all right but what are we attacking at dawn?Wait I'm a henchman I don't ask questions I hit things with a hammer."
And it is for your loyalty that you will be answered. We attack...Activision HQ as part of my 34 step plan to enslave the human race with the exception of a few who will be either my wives or my henchmen and their "loved" ones.
"Good Good, but what if your said loved ones need plastic surgery so they don't feel ugly."
"All good evil organizations have good health coverage since most henchmen die off with in a day."
Don't worry, just about everything imaginable that involves going to a hospital is covered for my henchmen. Also, the life expectancy of my henchmen is about one week.
"Now all what should I call you, you need an EVIL name to go by."
How about Ochiva, Sounds very exotic."
Agreed, we will go with that. All the world will tremble before Ochiva.
"Yes Ochiva, we are not only successful at taking over the world but also this topic as well."
Yes, but now the Escapist knows too much. You know what must be done.
"Yes, master..."
*Press self destruct on my profile*
"Now they will never find us!!!"
 

daywalker1776

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My name is Fiction said:
daywalker1776 said:
My name is Fiction said:
daywalker1776 said:
My name is Fiction said:
daywalker1776 said:
My name is Fiction said:
daywalker1776 said:
My name is Fiction said:
daywalker1776 said:
My name is Fiction said:
daywalker1776 said:
Do you remember Franklin D. Roosevelt's 2nd Bill of Rights. Well, I'll start with those, and then probably make all the oil executives pay for all the damages they caused to the world, and then send them to jail for a very long, long, long time. All the workers of said oil companies will be fine, give them public works jobs until they can find something else. Also, while we are on that subject, transfer all people on unemployment and not actively seeking a job within the next month would be immediately transferred to public works until they can find another job. If they refuse, then they don't get the unemployment checks. And, simultaneously, negotiate with the unions of all workers of the world to set up a system of governance that prevents lazy workers from being defended from said unions. Also, establish a new world currency, and invest in nuclear energy until a more efficient green energy is found (in case you're wondering, I would also invest heavily in green and nuclear energy R&D). Finally, remember the space program, how we were going to send a guy to Mars, and colonize the moon, and other stuff like that, well say hello to space program Mk. II.
"So you take over the world for good reasons?"
"I agree with everything you say, can I be your henchman?"
Why of course comrade, may the attack begin at dawn.
"all right but what are we attacking at dawn?Wait I'm a henchman I don't ask questions I hit things with a hammer."
And it is for your loyalty that you will be answered. We attack...Activision HQ as part of my 34 step plan to enslave the human race with the exception of a few who will be either my wives or my henchmen and their "loved" ones.
"Good Good, but what if your said loved ones need plastic surgery so they don't feel ugly."
"All good evil organizations have good health coverage since most henchmen die off with in a day."
Don't worry, just about everything imaginable that involves going to a hospital is covered for my henchmen. Also, the life expectancy of my henchmen is about one week.
"Now all what should I call you, you need an EVIL name to go by."
How about Ochiva, Sounds very exotic."
Agreed, we will go with that. All the world will tremble before Ochiva.
"Yes Ochiva, we are not only successful at taking over the world but also this topic as well."
Yes, but now the Escapist knows too much. You know what must be done.
"Yes, master..."
*Press self destruct on my profile*
"Now they will never find us!!!"
Good, now that that is taken care of, let's go to the moon and celebrate with the 72 virgins that the Muslims thought they'd get. And don't worry, they are all women, and sexy at that.
 

Mordreich

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"I demand your ultimate cup of coffee, black. You have five earth minutes. Make it perfect."
 

My name is Fiction

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daywalker1776 said:
My name is Fiction said:
daywalker1776 said:
My name is Fiction said:
daywalker1776 said:
My name is Fiction said:
daywalker1776 said:
My name is Fiction said:
daywalker1776 said:
My name is Fiction said:
daywalker1776 said:
My name is Fiction said:
daywalker1776 said:
Do you remember Franklin D. Roosevelt's 2nd Bill of Rights. Well, I'll start with those, and then probably make all the oil executives pay for all the damages they caused to the world, and then send them to jail for a very long, long, long time. All the workers of said oil companies will be fine, give them public works jobs until they can find something else. Also, while we are on that subject, transfer all people on unemployment and not actively seeking a job within the next month would be immediately transferred to public works until they can find another job. If they refuse, then they don't get the unemployment checks. And, simultaneously, negotiate with the unions of all workers of the world to set up a system of governance that prevents lazy workers from being defended from said unions. Also, establish a new world currency, and invest in nuclear energy until a more efficient green energy is found (in case you're wondering, I would also invest heavily in green and nuclear energy R&D). Finally, remember the space program, how we were going to send a guy to Mars, and colonize the moon, and other stuff like that, well say hello to space program Mk. II.
"So you take over the world for good reasons?"
"I agree with everything you say, can I be your henchman?"
Why of course comrade, may the attack begin at dawn.
"all right but what are we attacking at dawn?Wait I'm a henchman I don't ask questions I hit things with a hammer."
And it is for your loyalty that you will be answered. We attack...Activision HQ as part of my 34 step plan to enslave the human race with the exception of a few who will be either my wives or my henchmen and their "loved" ones.
"Good Good, but what if your said loved ones need plastic surgery so they don't feel ugly."
"All good evil organizations have good health coverage since most henchmen die off with in a day."
Don't worry, just about everything imaginable that involves going to a hospital is covered for my henchmen. Also, the life expectancy of my henchmen is about one week.
"Now all what should I call you, you need an EVIL name to go by."
How about Ochiva, Sounds very exotic."
Agreed, we will go with that. All the world will tremble before Ochiva.
"Yes Ochiva, we are not only successful at taking over the world but also this topic as well."
Yes, but now the Escapist knows too much. You know what must be done.
"Yes, master..."
*Press self destruct on my profile*
"Now they will never find us!!!"
Good, now that that is taken care of, let's go to the moon and celebrate with the 72 virgins that the Muslims thought they'd get. And don't worry, they are all women, and sexy at that.
"Being the EVIL scholar that I am that 72 virgins was a mistranslation, what they actually got was grapes!" :D
 

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My newly conquered people!
My first item on my new agenda is...Mini-skirt Fridays! All attractive women MUST wear a mini-skirt!
...that is all.
 

the rye

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Well firstly i would build huge military forts all around the world, next i would create a non-existant enermy so i could rally the world against them. I would then begin the GREAT PURGE, i'll start by testing my citizens to see how noble they are in virtue.

Next will be the construction of a great city that shall be my capital, and have a patriotic song written for this great city. Next i shall have an epic poem written praising my heroic triumph over corrupt politicians and the ignoble upperclass. After this i shall invest vast amounts of money in transhumanism and spacetravel. First the world then the galaxy!
 

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Do exactly what I do in Tropico 3, anger people, lose money and then get killed, all whilst trying to be a good leader
 

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I would probably let things continue to run as they are, but I would force every world leader to take part in a giant paintball game. 'Cause it would be funny.