Your a super villain and you just captured the good guy.

[Canadamus Prime]

I can't believe how many killjoys there are in this thread. Could you guys not at least play along for the sake of amusement? You know who you are.

OT: I would launch the hero into space and drive him crazy by forcing him to watch really terrible Hollywood 'B' movies, which would also coincide with my master plan to... oh wait Dr. Forrester already tried that.

 

[The Geek Lord]

"Alright, Mister "Hero," I'll tell you my plan. What I'm going to do is shoot you in the face, and then I'll go along with my master plan."
*Shoots Hero dude in the face*
*Checks to make sure he's dead*
*Throws his body into a giant laser beam to make him disintegrate*
"Right, let's get to orbital bombardment. Can't keep the leaders of the world waiting to see who the hell they're busy not handing absolute power to!"

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

I'd use some sort of made-up chemical to recreate the great flood and wipe away all humans except myself and rule a world of sea creatures from inside a whale >

As for a death trap... I'd strap him down and cover him in algae or something and release 100 hermit crabs on him. (I have no idea of that'd work or not, would be interesting to try)

 

[tombman888]

just shoot him in the face. if there's one thing ive seen in movies, its that they always escape the slow death machines. also this is more efficient as it only requires one bullet instead of a large machine.

 

[Littlee300]

Shoot him in the head and be done with it.

Well that is not fun at all.
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I shall make him go through a long chain of room and each room has a test. Then final room has 2 treasure chest, one has a key, one has a bomb.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

I makes shooting the hero in the face fun! [SUB]I think.. [/SUB]:

Me: Mwahahaha! You can't stop my evil plans now Captain [Insert something here]!
Captain [Insert something]: You will regret this! You've seen how all your plans have ended in the past! I've always ruined your plans!
Me: Hmm, you're right there, Captain [Insert something]. I need to change my plans.
*Picks up a gun*
Me: Say cheese!
*BOOM!*
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!

I felt truly evil while writing this. Think of the cities civilians, hearing that their hero had been killed by a nice shot to the face, there will be CHAOS!

 

[JohnTomorrow]

I'm going to walk pompously over to a table, pick up a gun, and shoot him several times in the fucking head.

If I'm a super villain, i wouldn't mess with slow-moving death traps. That's for amateurs.

 

[Bebus]

Easy. Describe to him a fake, elaborate and unneccesary plan to take over the world, then attach him to a overly long conveyer belt with a vat of hot oil at the end (or some such)

He escapes, tells his government of my fake evil plan, they investigate, he is disgraced and I prosecute him for slander.

Whilst he is in prison I carry out my real elaborate and unneccesary plan to take over the world!

 

[trainer70]

I would have him killed off by one of my minions.
Then i would explain the master plan to his corpse.

 

[SNIPERFOX ft. Harry P.Ness]

im going to follow a non cliche movie expander.


shoot him in the face with a Mosenberg 500. end of story

 

[TyranidXX]

Evil plan:... Something that gives control of the world to me.

Trap: I'd skip the trap and just shoot the hero in the head. If I had to do a trap then it would be something overly complex involving Saws,Flamethrowers, Explosives and some other stuff that would make either the hero or a minion make a comment about 'Overkill'.

 

[Timotheus]

I'd give the hero the right to choose: Bullet into his head without any explainations or giving him a paralyzing poison that causes slow death and explaining my evil plans from far distance. The antidote I placed next to him is just more of this poison.

My plan: Earn money, earn more money, buy politicians, earn more money, take over every government. Instead of ruling with fear and terror, I'd rather solve the economic, social and environmental problems of the world, so people would admire me instead of planning to kill me. I would also apologize to the victims' families, so there won't be any revenge plans.

Truly evil I am! HAHAHA.

 

[Eternalsun]

Id tell them my plan then they wouldnt escape because they would be held down by metal or somthing then id get some one to strip them naked and leave them to starve and die of thirst.

 

[DarkSoldier84]

Interrogation first. I want to know (as much as possible) how much he and his associates know about my operations. Once he is no longer a viable source of information, I will shoot him in the head twice, verify that the ballistic trauma killed him, and then dump his body twenty-four hours later. That amount of time will ensure that any medical attention his associates give him after recovery will not be able to revive him.

I will then incorporate what information I culled from him into my operations and devise counter-plans in the event that some or all of that information is bogus.

 

[HannesPascal]

The plan: Putting a giant cardboard in front of the sun to eliminate all sunlight from reaching the earth and then demand money to take it away. (And yes it must be cardboard.)

How to deal with the hero: http://xkcd.com/246/

 

[Mr. Gency]

I wouldn't tell you my plan and I wouldn't use an elaborate death trap. I would borrow one of my minions sidearms and shoot the hero in the face.

This is what I came here to say. After all, I've yet to meat someone who can outsmart bullet.

 

[Ross Emmingham]

Unfortunately, my evil plan was thwarted when they kicked out George Bush and Gordon Brown out of their respective governments, but otherwise it was a good plan, eventually culminating in telling everyone bin Laden wasn't real, and then, after writing a law into the new "world laws" that spring up, proclaiming myself Supreme Emperor and then systematically killing off the opposition in a battle reminiscent of Dawn of War with the Blood Ravens as my Army.

Good plan, no?



EDIT: Oh, i'd have a constantly sarcastic sidekick so we can bounce witty banter off of each other.

 

[lSHaDoW-FoXl]

I'd spare him. Yeah, I know that sounds incredibly weird but oh well. I'd prove that I'm a better person then he is by arguing he killed hundreds of people just doing there job meanwhile I spared a murdering spy.

 

[Serge A. Storms]

I'm not sure of the plan, but like all great plans, it starts with the idea, and my idea is to make a plan that's completely dependent on the hero believing that I've risked my plan on putting him through an overly elaborate death sequence, only to discover that his escape was the final piece of the equation. That fucker's going to cry before I kill him for real.

 

[Benarikun]

Plan: To generically rule the world!

Slow moving death trap: First... I'd turn him/her into a flea... a harmless little flea. Then I'd put that flea in a box, then I'd put that box in another box and then I'd mail that box to myself, and when it arrives... *cackle* I'll smash it with a hammer!