Your a super villain and you just captured the good guy.

[Jokuma]

I would make a trap that was not a trap but if he moved one inch,one inch then he gets kicked in the balls by Chuck Norris.

And we know that is a death trap because he will kick your soul out of your body :O And no one can be 100% still!

And I would take over the world with economic superiority I would be so rich that I could buy out the world and then I would spread some misery! GOOD OLD FASHIONED MISERY!

alright that is the best death trap ever, except for one thing. Chuck Norris serves no man, and you can not get him to join you.

 

[Aux]

No slow painful death, gunshot to the head. Then two more for good measure. You don't chance that stuff.

 

[spinFX]

Shoot him in the head and then burn the remains.

I'm sure he'd come back as some bullshit ghost zombie with a fire theme though. Villains just can't win

 

[Simonism451]

Evil Plan: Travel back in Time and kill my own grandfather. Take that space-time continuum!
Death Trap: Force him to solve a Rubicks Cube. When he's finished, I'll already have destroyed the universe.
Tell me how clever I am.

 

[drdamo]

Torture him , brainwash him with a fake plan, let the hero escape with the false information, let the whiner call his buddies for help and kill them all at once in an elaborate trap! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Darth_Dude]

KILL HIM. JUST DO IT.

If you wait, he will inevitably get away. It ALWAYS happens.

 

[Kukakkau]

I'd use a device where every time I push a button it chops off one of the good guys limbs - no wait, lots of suffering and highly effective

And when they ask what are you planning I'll tell them I'm amassing this large fortune to give to an orphanage. Which would be a lie of course but I'd make it believable.

 

[Akalistos]

Your a super villain. You have just captured good guy trying to spot your despicable plan to take over the world...again...
What was your overly elaborate plan to take over the world?
and
What sort of slow moving death trap are you going to use on the good guy?

I would be a BOND villain through and through. I'll destroy the earth by placing seismic charges at the major tectonic plates(?) around the world. I would made them explode and create a world shattering earthquake that would destroy everything and with a little luck, make all the volcano erupt at the same time.

What would i do with the good guy? I would challenge him to a duel with guns. I would give him a gun with a blank bullet but i would also fill the charger with plastic explosive. As soon as he pull the trigger, i would fake my death. Once he charge for my base, i would make the gun explode and took him out at best. At worst, i would cripple him so severely that he wouldn't be able to stop me. Why? If, by a string of miracle he succeed in stopping me i would be able to fly under the good guy's radar. Who would suspect a dead corpse doing another nefarious scheme. If he doesn't succeed but survive, i would still be considered dead. And if he die, I would have won. Whatever happen, I still can win partially.

 

[Ranooth]

Grab a pistol from the nearest henchmen, walk up to the good guy, put it against his head and say "Not today!" while splattering his brains against the walls.

Time to rule the world!

 

[Venatio]

I'm evil, I'm busy - I'll just have him tied to chair and beat to death with a vodka bottle.

I've got stuff to do I simply can't be distracted by every moron who think's they are "morally" obligated to interfere with my affairs.

And then I'll have his corpse cremated.

 

[shirin238]

I always liked the evil plan in that one comic done by Shamus Young.

Having the hero take up Pokemon and then after he has catched them all I will trade all his Pokemon for worthless Magicarp.
MOEHAHAHAHAHA, THE ULTIMATE TORTURE!!!

 

[titanium turtle]

my evil plan: mind control

how will I take care of the good guy: ..... have you ever played mousetrap?- basically this but with more spikes

 

[Harkonnen64]

Not sure about my plan, probably why I'd never make a good villain, but for his punishment I would cut out his tongue and cover the roof of his mouth with peanut butter.

 

[cahtush]

two words: nuclear wepon

 

[wolf92]

I evil plan would be to destroy the earth using time travel and duct tape
my slow moving method of death? Make him watch the Twilight Saga, Clock Work orange style. Or use my frickin sharks with frickin lazerbeams attached to their frickin heads

 

[Hayate_GT]

Shoot him in the head and be done with it.

well said...none of that "i will now explain the grand scheme of things bullshit"

it would be like "oh good...we caught you..." BLAM...the end...

 

[LonelySheep]

My plan would be to make Steve Urkel king of the planet, and then i'd hack my nemesis to death via cheese grater.

 

[pwnzerstick]

As long as my fortess was in the sky, I would drop him out of the air and have him land on a giant spider web made of razer wire.