Your best pick up line

[Nesutaa]

This one belongs to a friend of mine:
"Are you into astronomy? 'Cause I'd like to visit your anus."

As for me, I prefer non-verbal communication. My tight black jeans usually enhance the effect

 

[messy]

Would there be any resistance if I asked to take you ohm?

 

[Declaro]

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

*says something in English* <--- This works more than any pick up line around here. I always get the ":OOO ARE YOU AMERICAN?" response.

 

[mr_rubino]

Is your name Rita Repulsa? Because you just made my monster grow.
(If she gets such a headache, you're doing it right.)

 

[spartan1077]

Okay some have been ninjaed but WHO CARES!
1. Does this rag smell of chloroform...nah! I'm (insert name here) can I buy you a drink?
2. *sit beside a girl with a really flashy watch and make sure that you are drinking a light beer* Want to have sex?
3. I'm (insert name here) nice to meet me. How do you like your eggs *wink* in the morning.

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

my usual pickup line of choice is "Hi, I'm Fox."

This is at least the second or third time in the last week that you've ninja'd me, Simulord. Pickup lines are creepy; "Hi, my name is ____, what's yours?" followed by an actual conversation between two human beings is much less likely to get you slapped than some cheesy line that translates out to "Hey baby, wanna have sex?"

As for my favorite pickup lines for the humor, this Eddie Izzard video contains both of them:


The part in question starts at about 3:37.

 

[Jacob.pederson]

Apparently just not saying anything at all and continuing to play Diablo II. Worked on my wife (ten years now).

 

[Toastergoat]

"You know you kinda remind me of my bedroom door"
"How?"
"Cause when I get home I'm gonna slam you"

 

[curty129]

"I'm a girl on the internet."

I love it.

OT: It crossed my mind during a philosophy class today. "I can't help but believe in Empricism because it's just impossible that your beauty can't be the perfect form."

Girl I quoted: Or guy: could you rearrange that into something more romantic? Mess with the words.

 

[Geekosaurus]

"Does this wrag smell of chloroform to you?"

No - but this rag might.

"Did you know that Pac-Man was originally called Puck-Man?"

 

[Yuno Gasai]

"Does this wrag smell of chloroform to you?"

Wow, I've never heard THAT one before.

You may have.. but I doubt you remember it. -Shifty eyes.-

Back on topic.. And time for my contribution.

"Why don't you seduce me? My resistance is low."

 

[Lord Beautiful]

"Does this wrag smell of chloroform to you?"

No - but this rag might.

"Did you know that Pac-Man was originally called Puck-Man?"

No, I think I meant wra-

*search dictionary.com*

Goddamnit.

Thanks for the catch.

 

[GeorgW]

"May I insert my penis into your vagina?"
I don't use pick-up lines, they never work. But if I did, I'd use that one. Someone, please try it and let me know how it goes!

 

[SpaceSalmon]

A guy once came up to me and said "i may not be the best looking man in the world... but I'm the only one talking to you"

made me laugh.

 

[Belgian_Waffles]

Nice shoes wanna fuck?

 

[Hoplon]

Look at your man, now look at me, now back to him,now back to me, I'm on a horse.

 

[FinalHeart95]

"Are you tired? You were running through my dreams all night. Screaming."

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

"Blimey, this is heavy."

(sorry)