Your best pick-up line.

[Evil_Valentine_Marshmallow]

"Is your name Gillette? 'Cause you're the best a man can get!"

 

[Wadders]

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Yeah I don't smell it either wanna have sex now?

 

[fagballing]

"I'm so horrible in bed, you HAVE to see that!"

 

[Sigel]

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

Ninjd-That line was actually used on me in a club. XD I laughed my ass off.

TW-Look at the girl's shirt tag and say "Just what I thought it say, Made in Heaven"

 

[Manhattan2112]

"Guess a number between 1 and 100. Was it 49?" "WOW! HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!" "I'm psychic, baby, and I already know you're gonna sleep with me."


It only works 1 in every 100 times, but it's definitely worth it.

 

[AngloDoom]

If you were a pokemon, I'd choose you.

It's so lame and nerdy, it just has to work.

I've never used a chat-up line, but now I'm going to. Thank you =D

 

[Wadders]

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

Ninjd-That line was actually used on me in a club. XD I laughed my ass off.

TW-Look at the girl's shirt tag and say "Just what I thought it say, Made in Heaven"

Haha awesome! I've no idea where I heard it though. I have a suspicion I might have read it in a womans magazine somehow...

 

[Manhattan2112]

Or you can go with the classic: "Don't you have a little Armenian in you? No? Do you want some?", but that's a pretty dull one.

 

[Kaisikudo]

Me: According to my watch your not wearing any underwear. Is that true?

Her: No!

Me: Oh, my watch must be 10 minuts fast then.

Works every time.

Haha, brilliant. I've never been one to use a pickup line before, but this I gotta remember. Some of the first things I've said to girls have been pretty strange though. Two I can remember off the top of my head are:

"Did you know that I can say the alphabet as one word? Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz! See? I'm pro."

"Hey, you there. Teach me to dance." - After taking hold of her hands in the Waltz position. I went out with this girl for 3 years, starting that day.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Hey baby: wanna Flourine, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium?

Ooooooh yeah

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Hey baby, Want me to show you The Ways of The Force?

 

[JohnnySex]

Hey, nice shoes let's fuck

 

[DigitalSushi]

Sush, "do you live in a forest?"
Hayley, "no... why?"
Sush, "cause your a fox"

Surprisingly, it worked.

 

[Acier]

This is more for a guy saying it to a girl, but I still love it

"You remind me of fast food."
"Oh really? Why's is that?"
"Because I want to take you out."
"Oh how cute hahah-"
"And eat you in my car"
"..."


So vulgar, so awesome.
Also if anyone can tell me where its from you get a million respect points

 

[RanD00M]

"Hey.Did you know that i went to Japan once.I went to the hot springs and bathed naked with a family of monkeys."

You'll win them over in no time with that one.

 

[HerrBobo]

Well 2 and a bit years ago I walked you to a girl in a pub and said

"Fuck me you fine! Give me a kiss."

Still with her, so I'll go with that one.

 

[wolfshrimp]

Took a leaf out of Hugh Grant's book with my most successful line. Usually works after flirting is well underway and then (in awkward British/Eurotrash accent "Would you mind awfully if I kissed you?" usually ends well

 

[Irridium]

Me: According to my watch your not wearing any underwear. Is that true?

Her: No!

Me: Oh, my watch must be 10 minuts fast then.

Works every time.

Haha, brilliant. I've never been one to use a pickup line before, but this I gotta remember. Some of the first things I've said to girls have been pretty strange though. Two I can remember off the top of my head are:

"Did you know that I can say the alphabet as one word? Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz! See? I'm pro."

"Hey, you there. Teach me to dance." - After taking hold of her hands in the Waltz position. I went out with this girl for 3 years, starting that day.

Thats beutiful man...

 

[Legion]

If I could re-arange the alphabet I'd have sex with you.

This one made me laugh so much.

Hey, you dropped that. Now pick it up, I'm not doing it for you"

See it's a pick-up line. Get it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm bored

The fake laughter actually made that really funny.

This is more for a guy saying it to a girl, but I still love it

"You remind me of fast food."
"Oh really? Why's is that?"
"Because I want to take you out."
"Oh how cute hahah-"
"And eat you in my car"
"..."


So vulgar, so awesome.
Also if anyone can tell me where its from you get a million respect points

That's so disturbing it's brilliant, if I ever heard someone use it I don't think I'd be able to control myself.

 

[KazNecro]

My name's Dave. I thought I'd tell you now because you're going to be screaming it all night.
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Get in the van.

I have no intention of using any of these on anyone.

Ha! I liked all except "Get in the van". Somehow, I think that would be a deal-breaker.