Your best pick-up line.

[KosherGreenBean]

"I may not be Luna, but I do know how to Lovegood."

Spoiler: He sees...

 

[Cmwissy]

Hey ladies, I can tolerate your existence *winks*

 

[Xcelsior]

Hey, haven't I pwned your ass on MW2?
I'm single.


......so alone.....

..hold me......

Would you like a hug?...*extends arms*

Never been that keen on the use of pick up lines, but what do I know I'm terrible with women.

Edit:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5FBIvUbHDI

That was brilliant

 

[x0ny]

Hey baby: wanna Flourine, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium?

That's brilliant. It manages to be clever as well as crude ^^

OT: I don't use pick up lines, they would sound awful coming from my mouth cuz I get too nervous. They're great for reading though, 99% of the ones posted here are hilarious. Here's my small contribution, it's an old one, "Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?"

 

[Ocelot GT]

My bed is broken, can you help me test the springs?

 

[FluffyNeurosis]

Maybe its the 50 Cent talking but I always liked "***** get in my car."
also
"I'll hit you like a drop pod" *Wink*

...no wonder I'm single

 

[cheese_wizington]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants right now.

 

[VicunaBlue]

MAKE ME A SANDWICH!

 

[Calobi]

Hey, you're beautiful and I want to have dinner with you. I can come back with a pick-up line if you want, but I wanted to tell you that first.

 

[crudus]

"Hi, I'm Jack"
(followed by this a few hours later)
"It's cold. Let me hold you"(works more than you think)

 

[soilent]

hey, wanna fuck me?

i'm the master of subtlty, as you can all tell.

Cunning. I'd like to use it, but I just know I'll forget most of it and get it wrong.

Not really a big fan of pickup lines myself, never used one.

You might even say, he is a cunning linguist.

I GET IT!!!!!!

 

[Chancie]

"How about we do some overtime?"

Yeah, I stole that...and it doesn't work or make sense in most situations. BUT I thought I'd contribute anyways.

 

[Insanum]

Ever had an Australian kiss? it's like a French kiss, but down under *wink*

That's pretty good. Although somehow I think you're more likely to recieve a slap.

"I lost my number, can I have yours?"

But in all seriousness, I don't use pickup lines. I don't usually start flirting until I know the girl quite well anyway.

That normally gets you friend-zoned, because by the time you know her really well, she's hesitant to go out with you because she doesn't want to "ruin the friendship we have" and all those excuses.

You may want to hide from BonzaiK...He bites when you mention the FZ...

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OT: Hi, Im Steve, Can i buy you a drink?

Yeah, Im single. Maybe i should start using the silly lines.

 

[Hussmann54]

Is your last name Cambells? Cause you look mmmmhmmmmmhmmm good!

Hey GURL! Yo Daddy Let you Date?

Hey GURL! Can I get yo digits?

I finished my christmas list.... Hey do you come in a stocking size? (little late to use right now but its a good one for the season)

Wait did you say your name was ____? Oh I thought I heard that name before. Yea heaven sent out an APB looking for you.

Do you have a sun burn, or are you always this hot?

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. (this might be for chicks to say)

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

 

[Sccye]

GET IN THE VAN!

or possibly

Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

 

[Caligulove]

Did you fall from heaven? Cos' I have an erection.[footnote]fun fact- I used this on my girlfriend before we were dating[/footnote]

 

[nono195]

are you marie antoinette? because my lower class is rising

 

[DiET-Man]

"Why don't we cut the chatter, make like Tzeentch and have a Thousand Sons?"