Your dream job?

[cWg | Konka]

Had a job as a barman in a strip club a few years back was pretty epic

 

[omicron1]

Game designer. Yes, it's slightly cliched, but that's where I'm hoping/trying to end up.

Now I just need to land a software development job to start out with... stingy companies rargh...

 

[TheLiham]

a Roadie! Or failing that a bass tech

 

[liveslowdiefast]

Sucsessful Casino owner.

 

[SpaceCop]

Actor; one that gets enough work to get by and keep doing it. It's a job that lets you superficially dip your toes into all kinds of different careers--lives, even--without getting mired into any particular one.

Yeah. Super original.

 

[Flamezdudes]

I'm not sure about my dream job yet but it would definatly have to involve something with Philosophy or History, most likely Roman Empire History.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

A movie director. My family has had a bit of a history in hollywood (my great grandmother was a silent film actress, my grandpa designed the pirate ship for the goonies.) and that has always been my dream! Unfortunately... I have one flaw that might keep me from achieving it... I can never tell when someone is acting bad unless it's REALLY bad, but even then I'm working on it.

From someone with the same, albiet slightly less realistic, dream, please take my advice. Watch EVERYTHING! Black and White, Silent, Foriegn, under-rated, bad, epic etc. Immerse yourself in the craft. Roleplay at home, watch performances at you local theatre or watch a local troupe. Find actors you like and challenge yourself to find their best performance. Catalogue their acting history. Do everything you can.

Btw say thankyou to your Grandfather. That movie is one of my all time favouritee and I loved that ship! I heard that they had to take it down after filming. That always made me sad

 

[RIOgreatescapist]

Videogame tester/reporter.

 

[beniki]

English as a foreign language teacher.

I travel the world, with a new country each year. I get paid to play games all day which help kids learn English. And every day I enter a room full of people who worship the ground I walk on.

Good times

 

[Jezzascmezza]

I rock up to an office at 3:00 PM.
I hop on a segway, and drive around said office for ten minutes honking a horn and annoying people who are actually working.
As I leave, at 3:10 PM, I collect a $100,000 paycheck.

What? You did ask for a dream job, right?
Right.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

I rock up to an office at 3:00 PM.
I hop on a segway, and drive around said office for ten minutes honking a horn and annoying people who are actually working.
As I leave, at 3:10 PM, I collect a $100,000 paycheck.

What? You did ask for a dream job, right?
Right.

Yes I did though you couldve just cut the middle man and said Pixar Staff

 

[Brightzide]

Primary school teacher. I just really enjoy working with little kids. You feel really bad when you tell them off sometimes, but it's what i'm training to do, and it's what Im going to love. I'm sure of it

 

[Jezzascmezza]

I rock up to an office at 3:00 PM.
I hop on a segway, and drive around said office for ten minutes honking a horn and annoying people who are actually working.
As I leave, at 3:10 PM, I collect a $100,000 paycheck.

What? You did ask for a dream job, right?
Right.

Yes I did though you couldve just cut the middle man and said Pixar Staff

Oh yeah, they get round their offices on segways, don't they...
Just another reason why the dudes at Pixar are so freaking awesome.

 

[me.vicky]

I want to work for a paint company and name all the colors! Because you get to make up whatever you want and call it a color name, and then people pick up the color cards and are like, "Wow. That's an impressive color name. I think I want this all over my walls." And it could be whatever you want, like it doesn't even have to make sense! I collect paint cards and I have a purple one called "Ego Moon." I'm serious, that's a shade of purple. It's FANTASTIC. I would TOTALLY want to do that as my job.

 

[C117]

Videogame designer. Or composer. Or maybe both. I dunno...

 

[Ross Gilligan]

One word:

God.

Failing that... A writer or a critic. Getting paid to hate things? Hell yes.

 

[Gavmando]

I would LOVE to be the health inspector. I would shut so many places down for their breaches.

Or a parking inspector. What could be better than punishing people for their stupidity?

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

My dream job would actually be a job where I'm paid hefty amounts of money to just sit around all day, doing nothing.

You said DREAM job. It doesn't need to be realistic.