Your face is going to explode in 60 seconds...

[MoNKeyYy]

60 seconds would almost certainly not be enough time, but honestly I think I would settle in for one last wank.

 

[Drauden]

I'd say: "I call bullshit."

 

[Squidwogdog]

Probably try to make a clue as to who did it so I may be avenged. Maybe smash my face on the wall and hope I bust the detonator. Make one last phonecall to whoever seems more important to me at the time "Fuck...voicemail, hi Mum theres a bomb strapped to my face, dont be mad it wasnt my fault I think, tell everyone I was fond of them, see you when I see you". Boom

 

[mumakurau]

I'd get an exacto razor and cut the bomb off my face. My Life > My Good Looks. Besides, it'll grow back.

EDIT: After that, I will process to toss the bomb out of the window he didn't block. (I have two.)

 

[Kenko]

Just glue? *Tears bomb off head even if some skin follows with it and throws it out the window*

 

[Count Igor]

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU- for 60 seconds.

 

[Alon Shechter]

Glue? Bomb?
*tears off* THIS IS BABY WEAPON!

 

[EHKOS]

I think we've all established we'd rip it off, so.
If it's a shape charge all is well. If not, well...I'm going to go buy a safe so I can throw it in there if it ever happens.

 

[El Poncho]

Knock out a quick one?

 

[NeedAUserName]

Rip it off my face and throw it under my bed, then go hide behind my closet...

 

[Brazilianpeanutwar]

60 seconds would almost certainly not be enough time, but honestly I think I would settle in for one last wank.

Sixty seconds is all you need? bwahaha i kid i kid.

I'd probably rip the bomb off my head and eat it,gonna die anyway,might as well make it memorable.

 

[UltraDeth]

Bang my head against a wall hoping to break the bomb and defuse it

 

[lacktheknack]

Take the bomb off, there's no glue that dries that fast.

If not, run in front of a mirror and start ripping wires. On the off chance I kill the bomb, yay! If not, then I die in hilarious context.

 

[SNIPERFOX ft. Harry P.Ness]

take my penknife and cut the skin,throw the bomb in a tin box and lie there bleeding.
and probably using the last of my strength to stab the madman in the Face, and call for help.

 

[Ocoton]

Probably point out that you used "you're" when you should've used your

 

[Android2137]

I'd go back to sleep thinking "Thank f*cking god--this semester was going to suck anyway.

". . . .

"Shit, I'm gonna miss Mass Effect 3!"

I'm going to read this next time I feel down.

On topic: Realistically, I'd scream. If I still had some of my wits, I'd scream something specific like "I HAVE A BOMB ON MY HEAD!" or "EVERYONE GET OUT!" But I live in a major urban area, so I doubt people would really listen. If I really had my head on straight, I'd try to determine what placement would cause the least amount of damage. Or jump out the window and throw myself into the fountain. I may be dead, but maybe the water would short-circuit the bomb and render it useless.

...Actually, if water was my bright idea, why don't I just run my head under the faucet? Well, that just goes to show that I'd really be stupid during an emergency!

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

go online via laptop and type a forum as fast as I can. hopefully someone will catch my killer but more importantly I'll confess to everything I've held inside...oh and I'd send my mother a facebook friend request