Your face is going to explode in 60 seconds...

[Biancaneri]

I'd paint myself green and hiss loudly.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

count it down and then do my own take on this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H91rPIq2mN4&feature=related] before my head explodes

 

[Squigle Sheep]

well I wouldnt waste time discussing it on a forum I can tell you that.

 

[BENZOOKA]

Pull the bomb off, run outside with it and throw it somewhere where it can't do much harm.
Watch the explosion.
Attend to injuries.
Make some coffee.

 

[rubinigosa]

I would try to disarm it

 

[C95J]

run around screaming whilst desperately trying to scratch, pull, do whatever to save my face, and my life.

Well, wither that or just go back to sleep.

 

[Ickorus]

Pull it off, a little bit of missing skin is better than a big bit of missing head.

 

[Magicman10893]

Why does the door have to be boarded up? I would totally run into the nearest room with friends or family and say something along the lines of "___________ and if I am wrong may God strike me down right now!" with it timed perfectly for me to explode right after finishing my sentence. Or yell, "Hey, watch me tempt fate. HOW CAN THIS DAY POSSIBLY GET WORSE?" just at the right time for my face to explode all over the entire room.

 

[TrevorGruen]

I'd take the bomb off, since the glue hasn't had a chance to set yet.

If it were stuck already... I dunno... pray, I guess.

If, for arguments sake, the bomb hadn't stuck. What would you do with the bomb after you took it off? Your barricaded into your room and you're still holding a highly explosive device.

Well my room has a glass door to the porch, so i would kick a whole through the glass and throw it out. Besides its only glue, if it had set already you could just rip it off. Yeah it would take some skin and hurt like all bloody hell, but you wouldnt die!

 

[WanderingFool]

Peel the bomb off, super glue still takes time to dry, and I would wake up pretty quick is someone was plantin a bomb on my face.

 

[crazyfoxdemon]

I pull the bomb off of my face despite the disfiguring pain I'm going to suffer and throw the bomb out my window and get the hell of there..

 

[TrevorGruen]

Why does the door have to be boarded up? I would totally run into the nearest room with friends or family and say something along the lines of "___________ and if I am wrong may God strike me down right now!" with it timed perfectly for me to explode right after finishing my sentence. Or yell, "Hey, watch me tempt fate. HOW CAN THIS DAY POSSIBLY GET WORSE?" just at the right time for my face to explode all over the entire room.

ROFLMAO! if i was the criminal who glued the bomb on id probably get caught from laughing at that!

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Cover my head in in shaving cream and laundry detergent(the only liquid materials I have in this room) and then put my head in the microwave. At best, maybe it will fry the circuitry of the bomb or fuck up the glue somehow. At worst....Well, it's already going to explode, it doesn't get much worse then that.


Ooooooor tear the bomb off before the glue settles and toss in the nearby fridge. Then stack the two beds in room around the fridge and hide under my desk. I can do that in 60 seconds, they're just cots. I think this is way better then the microwave idea.

 

[aaronmcc]

Hope that it's a kitten bomb.

 

[Jfswift]

I'd probably just go back to bed

 

[Knusper]

Well I would be surprised that the guy got to my bed and ran out as well without tripping over the detritus that it is covered in.

If he did manage it, I would probably smash my head against the hardest object in my room, and hope it breaks. I would have gone for ripping it off, but it seems to be taken.

 

[mega48man]

a very saw question indeed

looks like i have 60 seconds to disarm a bomb.

 

[imnot]

I would work out a mutually benifitial agreement between me and the bomb and then we will hunt down my attempted muderur and the bombs slaver and become a crime fighting duo.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

If there is no possibilty of disarming it, I guess I would hand start the one eyed yoghurt thrower or get jiggy with it or clean the snorkel or make pudding or shake hands with Mr. Happy or give the flipper a backrub. Then, with ten seconds left I would take a fancy pose and keep it even when the bomb explodes.

I'm not going to lie, i nearly died laughing reading this


OT: probabaly the same as everyone as everyone else, yell FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU while having a wank over the bomb

.............

Wait what ?

 

[eastinfecter]

Well, i guess i`ll have to...
*puts on sunglasses*
Face my destiny!

Spoiler: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

BOOOOM!