Your favorite futurama quote

[stabnex]

ZAP: "Hell of a thing to send a universe to certain doom. Fun though!"

Definately my favorite. I'm definitely in favor of omnicide (noun: murder of everything, in this case an entire universe). Whoo!

 

[ranasan]

Satan you owe me!
-the Professor

 

[slevin8989]

Magical quotes
[Leela just jumped into the river of Slurm to rescue Fry from drowning and surfaces with him. Bender surfaces with them whistling]
Leela: Bender, why did you jump in?
Bender: Everybody was doing it... I just wanted to be popular

And this

Bender: Hey. Bender the Offender doesn't need YOU. Bender the Offender doesn't need ANYBODY?
Girl Robot: What about us, Mr. The Offender?
Bender: Well, obviously I need floozies.

 

[Harold Donchee]

Anything the professor says.

Glurmo: Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas. They work here in the Slurm factory.
Professor: Tell them I hate them.

During one of his failed experiments.
Professor: Buddha! Zeus! God! Somebody help me! Satan, you owe me!

EDIT: ah ninja'd...

 

[ranasan]

"What in Satan's glorious name is going on here?"
-Professor

 

[Artemus_Cain]

i might've fucked up the order...

"Fry Cracked corn and I don't care,
Leela cracked cor and I don't care,
Bender cracked corn 'cause he is great...
TAKE THAT YOU STUPID CORN!!"

 

[AmazonianBeauty]

"Alright, i'll help you if you promise to get out of my gender and stay out" - Bend her
"me want snu snu!!" - Amazonian Women in the mood
"Grunka lunka dunkity ingredient..." "SHUT THE HELL UP!!!" - (can't remember this ep)

 

[Ranooth]

"WITH MY LAST BREATH I CURSE ZOIDBERG!!"

"What are you, gay?

 

[Fraught]

"Good news, everyone!"

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

*Zoidberg's noises when he imitates, uhh, a crab walking?*

 

[TigerTank77]

"Professor! Lava! Hot!"

 

[R3dF41c0n]

For some reason the brain episode comes to mind: Brain am winning again, I am the greetest! Now I am leaving earth for no raisin.

Always makes me smile

 

[manicfoot]

*Hermes is on top of Planet Express building*
Hermes: I'm gonna jump!
Bender: DO A FLIP

These are worth mentioning:
Mad Robot with Knives: Wha? You ain't made of Tuesday!

Clamps: You're a genius, you friggin' idiot!

 

[Geamo]

"And now for the battle plan! Everyone knows that the key to success is the element of surprise.
Surprise!"


"And you Cubert! I cloned you from that growth on my back, and I can send you straight back there!"

 

[robinkom]

Bender: "Compare your lives to mine and then KILL YOURSELVES!!!"

 

[oden636]

"Why have you got Yougurt in a hat?"

FRY: "Well it was milk but time makes fools of us all"

 

[historyfend13]

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Bite my shiny metal ass!

Gotta be my fav!

 

[LongLiveourMachine]

Bite my golden glorious ass, from the episode with the golden bender from the parallel universe.