Your favorite futurama quote

[matsugawa]

"You're a frickin' genius, ya idiot!" --Clamps.

 

[Apathetic Flamingo]

"All I know is my guy says, 'maybe.'"

 

[Lady K]

Hermes: "It looks like toxic waste. Smells like toxic waste." *Tastes some*

Fry: What's it taste like?

Hermes: "Delicious Fig pudding! But, with an aftertaste of toxic waste."

EDIT: Oop, and this one too, but I don't remember the speaker's name

This concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us!

 

[SimpleChimp]

What is it that makes a man turn neutral? Is it gold, a lust for power, or where you just born with neutrality in your heart?

 

[Pegghead]

"Bodies are for hookers and fat people!" I was going through my most treasured futurama DVD the other day when I found that little gem said by Benders head in the episode "A head in the polls" ,that one where Bender sold his body and Richard Nixon bought it from the same pawn shop to run in the Earth president election.

 

[Pegghead]

Hermes: "It looks like toxic waste. Smells like toxic waste." *Tastes some*

Fry: What's it taste like?

Hermes: "Delicious Fig pudding! But, with an aftertaste of toxic waste."

EDIT: Oop, and this one too, but I don't remember the speaker's name

This concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us!

That wuv thing was said by, Lurr of the planet Omicron Persei 8 in the episode when they had to deliver those heart shaped candies to the Omicronians to show them how much Earth loved them. I watch waaaaay too much Futurama.

 

[Custard_Angel]

"Friends help! A guinea pig tricked me!"
-Dr. Zoidberg

From the second anthology of interest (I think). Damn good episode.

 

[Gameslayer_93]

"I'm gonna buld with my own Lunar Lander, with flapjacks, and hookers. In fact, forget the flapjacks and the lander, ah screw the whole thing."

btw its "blackjack" not "flapjacks"

OT: Fry-"it has a vampire AND an explosion"
Lucy Liu-"no don't open that coffin, it's ticking"
Other-"I have to Alex, that coffin's not going to open itsself"(coffin opens by itsself)
Vampire-"ABLEGH" BOOM
classic

EDIT:and "all glory to the hypno-toad" lol

 

[Gameslayer_93]

Hermes: "It looks like toxic waste. Smells like toxic waste." *Tastes some*

Fry: What's it taste like?

Hermes: "Delicious Fig pudding! But, with an aftertaste of toxic waste."

EDIT: Oop, and this one too, but I don't remember the speaker's name

This concept of wuv confuses and infuriates us!

That wuv thing was said by, Lurr of the planet Omicron Persei 8 in the episode when they had to deliver those heart shaped candies to the Omicronians to show them how much Earth loved them. I watch waaaaay too much Futurama.

Don't be silly Pegghead, u can NEVER watch too much Futurama

 

[Jirlond]

Single female lawyer, having lots of sex!

 

[Gameslayer_93]

"All I know is my guy says, 'maybe.'"

it's "gut" not "guy" but still a good quote, u should have put in bit a while back:
"your neutralness, it's a beige alet"

 

[Queen Michael]

"Drugs are for losers. And hypnosis is for losers with big eyebrows."

 

[Gameslayer_93]

Single female lawyer, having lots of sex!

"camera one" (benders eye extends)
"camera two" (benders other eye extends)
"camera three" (bender whirrs offscreen, u can guess where lol)

 

[Gameslayer_93]

I don't know if any one said it, but the episode where Bender Becomes Santa Clause and the crew of the Planet Express shipp all come in as robots and Dr Zoidberg comes in and says

"And i'm his friend jesus"

2nd favorite quote

"None of you are Santa Clause, your not even robots. How dare you lie infront of JEsus."

had forgotten that, fucking greatest quote ever!!!
(i wonder if anyone has noticed that i'm just pointing out mistakes in other peoples quotes?)

 

[CQBx AKAU]

zap brannigan-

"it's erotic"

"what?"

"EROTIC.....(echo).......EROTIC...............(echo........EROTIC)"

or "open up the steam vent and we can escape" "no good, it's full of steam"
rofl

 

[Tartarga]

-robot devil - you can't just have your character tell how the feel, that makes me feel angry

and of course

hubert farnsworth- alcohol makes you stupid

fry- no i'm doesn't
those are my 2 favorite quotes

 

[Gameslayer_93]

Leelas old cryogenics boss-"well thats your job, whether you like it or not, and its my job to make you do your job, whether i like it or not. WHICH I DO. very much, now get back to work. (puts feet on desk) life is good"
cant believe i can quote that from memory

 

[Sick boy]

"Oh god, I've been as dumb as fry"
"Am not!"

 

[Emeli]

Morbo is my favourite. A few favourites:

"Kittens give Morbo gas."
"Humanity is doomed, blame lies on Professor Hubert J Farnsworth and his TINY INFERIOR BRAIN."

Some more:

"Now now, perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything." - The Professor
"Leela, you're obviously confused and aroused." - Zap
"We now present the professor with the academy prize, which we confiscated from Professor Wernstrom when it became apparent that he was a jackass." - The Mayor

 

[EvilMuffin094]

My favorite:
"You have a collect call fromBender)I'm not giving my name to a machine!"