Your favorite villain is now your room mate.

[Someone Depressing]

I have to live with a talking wolf running around my house?

Fuck....

What about my other Favourite villian?

*Door breaks down behind me*
Me : "ALENXANDER! STOP CLONING THOSE WEIRD MONSTER THINGS THAT KEEP BREAKING DOWN THE FUCKING DOORS!"

Alexander : He replies, "Sorry!"

Me : "Aren't you supposed to be running that Daniel guy?"

Alexander : "No."

Me : "Well, Bottom line. GET RID OF THESE FUCKING MONSTERS!"

 

[Kuilui]

Black mage from 8 bit theater chaos? Well the thought of destroying things with him does fill me with laughter. I can already imagine the conversations and the wacky shenanigans. We'd be the best of friends I think.

 

[Flailing Escapist]

Fuck yeah! Room mates with Wesker!

 

[Detective Prince]

See, since I'm a Naruto nut I was thinking Itachi Uchiha but then realised I don't count him as a 'villain' anymore. Then I thought "How about Pain?" but I don't count him as a villain either anymore.

So I'm stuck with Madara Uchiha, the guy who's over 100 years old and never lets go of a grudge. That'd be fun.

M: I'm declaring war...

Me: On what?! You can't just walk into my room like that!

M: 2 weeks and 4 days ago you stole a chocolate bar from the fridge...I now have no chocolate and you are to blame. See you on the battlefield *teleports away*

Me: What...the...fuck?

 

[Zanderinfal]

The Soul Reaver?
Ahhhhh... fuck.
Just like family reunion.
Just with a guy who wants to kill you and eat your soul.
Ouch.

 

[PixelKing]

Genesis from Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII?

Oh dear.

 

[Grabbin Keelz]

I guess living with Porky wouldn't be too bad, but our room might be a little cramped in this capsule.
http://images.wikia.com/nintendo/en/images/b/bc/AbsolutelySafeCapsule.png

 

[Hinza007]

Bowser...It would be annoying as fuck, he takes up alot of space AND kidnaps my girlfriend..

 

[Hyldago]

Hmmm L (from death note) as a room mate would be... interesting. I'd need a whole lot more cake that's for sure.

 

[Typecast]

I was going to say Soundwave, but then I remembered I wanted to have Thrawns Chiss babies.

 

[mysecondlife]

That guy from Death Note.

Light, I think was his name.


..I think I'll have to surgically attach a mask to my face and keep my name a secret.

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

I guess Lucy murdered the hell out of me again as soon as I walked in the door. Wow I'm getting tired of being killed by her.

Our room would look like this:

 

[WolfThomas]

Living with Magneto would be pretty chill, if he can get over the fact I'm a flatscan. We could talk philosophy and politics. He's probably pretty good at pulling chicks for an old guy too.

 

[Tonimata]

...So does that mean I get to live alone?

 

[Wierdguy]

The Lich King... guys great and all if a bit emo, but he keeps bringing home all these skinny smelly friends for parties and its really screwing things up. Espechaly that guy Putricide, keeps insisting that I drink some horrible looking green goo and tells me its for science...

 

[Veldel]

Yay im living with a god Kefka will prob kill me tho <_<

 

[DNA]

I think having Ares as a roomate would have its benefits... he would always have hot naked greek bitches... and no one would dare rob us.