Your favorite way of telling someone to f*** off.

[sorry user name taken.]

''i thought today was the day you were going to shut the fuck up''

 

[sorry user name taken.]

"Die of A.I.D.S"

always a classic

...not always good

''you're shit at life''

is better =3

 

[Jonatron]

Either "Get tae Fuck!" or if I'm in a good mood - "Go stick your head in a pig" (who can guess what that's a reference to?)

The Restaurant at the End of the Universe. It's what left of the giant statue of the motto of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Complaints division, which is "Share and Enjoy". But you know this.

I feel ashamed. I should have known this!

 

[AntimatterKING]

"Yeah. I'm sure whatever you just said is interesting to someone, somewhere. Why don't you go shave your balls with a hedge trimmer until they show up?"

 

[Yokai]

"This is my world! YOU ARE NOT WELCOME IN MY WORLD!!"
As for something that I came up with, I recall telling someone to "Go stick your dick in a microwave."

 

[Sparrow]

"Go die in a fire."

 

[JWAN]

Poop in their shoes


or file cabinet respectively

 

[bodyklok]

I'm leaving now.

 

[H.R.Shovenstuff]

Fuck off.

 

[Segadroid]

"This is my world! YOU ARE NOT WELCOME IN MY WORLD!!"
As for something that I came up with, I recall telling someone to "Go stick your dick in a microwave."

Damn that's gotta hurt.

I remembered one thanks to you;

"Is it me or are you gay and should be at home jacking of to a picture of Chuck Norris?"

Oh man, the look on that guy's face. Priceless XD

EDIT: Oh dear. No pun intented towards you. :S

 

[Triple G]

Idiot: "Oh dude, that really smashes...*talks shit*"?
ME: "You know what also smashes? No? MY GODDAMN FIST IN YOU FUCKING ASS WHEN YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP! N00B!"

 

[AvsJoe]

"Well, it was nice talking to you. See ya later."

When I'm feeling particularly rude, I'll do this in the middle of them talking.

 

[The_Echo]

Simply "fuck off." Can't beat the classics.

 

[GrinningManiac]

They say something stupid. If it's dumb stupid I sigh "Jesus wept..." and wander off, shaking my head.

If it's outragous stupid, I scream "The Hell!?" then walk off, glancing over my shoulder with hate

 

[Pimppeter2]

va te faire foutre

Literally, 'Go do / make yourself.' One of the most vulgar forms of dismissal in the French language. To execute the gesture, make a fist with the right hand, and extend the arm out straight, parallel to the ground, fingers up. With the left hand open, slap the right bicep just above the elbow while raising the right forearm upwards to 90 degrees. Known as the 'Bras d'honneur.'

That's if I'm feeling cultural

 

[Dr. Wily III]

"Please shut the fuck up and leave. Thanks"