my fave one was when i was having a bit of banter with my supervisor he was sayin oh your shit at ur job n i was saying and u never do anythin he finally shut up when i was walking out of the warehouse turned round in front of about 6 ppl n said ''Next time you go to the toilet i hope you shit a hedgehog''
Your favorite way of telling someone to f*** off.
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"I had sex with your sister", "bestfriend", "mother" etc.
That usually works out well. If they don't believe and they never do, I ficticiouslly describe a beauty mark on the person's ass I claimed to have sex in the most forthwright and sincere way.
The audacity on my part is usually enough to send the fuck off message. Especially if I'm willing to do it publically.
When they get mad and scream, I usually shine on with a "phffft, whatever."
That usually works out well. If they don't believe and they never do, I ficticiouslly describe a beauty mark on the person's ass I claimed to have sex in the most forthwright and sincere way.
The audacity on my part is usually enough to send the fuck off message. Especially if I'm willing to do it publically.
When they get mad and scream, I usually shine on with a "phffft, whatever."
"You have a small penis."
Or, if someone pulls the old "You suck!", I respond with "You swallow."
Or, if someone pulls the old "You suck!", I respond with "You swallow."
"I don't like it when people use profanities so SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
And this is what i say when something is ironic "Ah, the irony is giving me lead poisoning"
And this is what i say when something is ironic "Ah, the irony is giving me lead poisoning"
Why, not. I'll contribute to this, due to my friends calling me the King of mean, don't know why.
Ahem, off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck. <-- Good mood.
Please, for the love of Batman you useless slab of after-birth, go fuck yourself with a sandpaper dildo. <-- Semi aggravated.
I swear to everything unholy. If you do not fuck off, I will skull fuck you with a rusty spoon covered in gritty sandpaper. <-- Aggravated.
Ahem, off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck. <-- Good mood.
Please, for the love of Batman you useless slab of after-birth, go fuck yourself with a sandpaper dildo. <-- Semi aggravated.
I swear to everything unholy. If you do not fuck off, I will skull fuck you with a rusty spoon covered in gritty sandpaper. <-- Aggravated.
I have many, what ever takes my fancy at the time
Hey, get out of the gene pool.
Please dont ever pass on your genetic material.
God, even MY mother wouldnt fuck you, how sad is that.
Man you dont even have the common courtesy to give the sheep you call a girlfriend a reach around.
Aw god, I just made my life idiot proof and yet you manage to fuck it up just by living.
Wow, your a poster child for abortion if ever I saw one.
Hey, get out of the gene pool.
Please dont ever pass on your genetic material.
God, even MY mother wouldnt fuck you, how sad is that.
Man you dont even have the common courtesy to give the sheep you call a girlfriend a reach around.
Aw god, I just made my life idiot proof and yet you manage to fuck it up just by living.
Wow, your a poster child for abortion if ever I saw one.
Sometimes I wish your mom had that abortion.
Your village called, they want their idiot back.
Oh, and my friend used to tell people to "make like a tree and leave", although I never saw how that really made sense.
Your village called, they want their idiot back.
Oh, and my friend used to tell people to "make like a tree and leave", although I never saw how that really made sense.
If you dont leave me alone, I will kick your ass so hard, my foot will be lodged up your rectum.