Your favourite joke!

[Ultress]

Holy Hell snip

That was amazingly awesome


OT:

Spoiler: Not as long as Snork Maiden's but here it goes

A rabbit and a bear find a magic lamp. They rub it,a genie comes out and he tells them He'll grant them each three wishes.

The bear starts and wishes to be the most handsome bear in the world and the Genie does just that. They turn to the rabbit for his first wish and he wishes for a motorcycle. The genie looks at him in disbelief and asks if he's sure. The rabbit assures him that is that he wants and the Genie gives it to him.


The bear then makes his second wish to have all female bears in the world be attracted to him. The genie grants the wish and they again look at the rabbit who wishes for a motorcycle helmet. The Genie says to him " I can give you riches, hot bunny girls, and anything else your heart desires and you want a motorcycle helmet". The Bunny says yes and the genie conjures up a sweet helmet.

The bear makes his final wish to have every bear in the world but him be female and again the genie easily grants him the final wish. They then turn to the rabbit for his final wish. The Rabbit gets on his motorcycle puts the helmet on and speeds away yelling back "I wish the Bear was Gay!"

 

[RanD00M]

I was browsing a comedy page and i found this one.

Two old ladies, Sunny and Tina, were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain.

Tina pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Sunny: "What's that?"

Tina: "A condom."

Sunny: "Where'd you get it?"

Tina: "You can get them at any chemist"

The next day, Sunny hobbled into the local chemist and announced to the pharmacist that she wanted to buy a pack of condoms.

The guy looked at her strangely (she was, after all, in her eighties), but politely asked what brand she preferred.

"Doesn't matter," she replied, "as long as it fits on a Camel."

 

[Arkvoodle]

What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?




Answer- "Christopher Reeve."

 

[fluffybunny937]

Why does a dog lick his balls?
Because he can.

 

[RanD00M]

OT:

Spoiler: Not as long as Snork Maiden's but here it goes

A rabbit and a bear find a magic lamp. They rub it,a genie comes out and he tells them He'll grant them each three wishes.

The bear starts and wishes to be the most handsome bear in the world and the Genie does just that. They turn to the rabbit for his first wish and he wishes for a motorcycle. The genie looks at him in disbelief and asks if he's sure. The rabbit assures him that is that he wants and the Genie gives it to him.


The bear then makes his second wish to have all female bears in the world be attracted to him. The genie grants the wish and they again look at the rabbit who wishes for a motorcycle helmet. The Genie says to him " I can give you riches, hot bunny girls, and anything else your heart desires and you want a motorcycle helmet". The Bunny says yes and the genie conjures up a sweet helmet.

The bear makes his final wish to have every bear in the world but him be female and again the genie easily grants him the final wish. They then turn to the rabbit for his final wish. The Rabbit gets on his motorcycle puts the helmet on and speeds away yelling back "I wish the Bear was Gay!"

That.Was.Hilarious.

 

[Tuddle]

This guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

His face is soo ugly that is is hilarious.

Nice try, but I checked the link before I bothered to click

Plus it's been done before

And it's my homepage.

Hey I know that guy......Wait a second, THAT'S ME!

 

[Tuddle]

This guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

His face is soo ugly that is is hilarious.

Nice try, but I checked the link before I bothered to click

Plus it's been done before

And it's my homepage.

Hey I know that guy......Wait a second, THAT'S ME!

I think It Changes On Who Ever Clicks It.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

This guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

His face is soo ugly that is is hilarious.

Nice try, but I checked the link before I bothered to click

Plus it's been done before

And it's my homepage.

Hey I know that guy......Wait a second, THAT'S ME!

Your point being...?

 

[Tuddle]

This guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

His face is soo ugly that is is hilarious.

Nice try, but I checked the link before I bothered to click

Plus it's been done before

And it's my homepage.

Hey I know that guy......Wait a second, THAT'S ME!

Your point being...?

I think It Changes On Who Ever Clicks It.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I think It Changes On Who Ever Clicks It.

I know it does, hence why it's my homepage.
Funny how many people think it leads to them.

On an off-note: Wanna buy the internet?
http://www.theinternet.com/

 

[Tuddle]

I think It Changes On Who Ever Clicks It.

I know it does, hence why it's my homepage.
Funny how many people think it leads to them.

And I Was One Of Them!

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I think It Changes On Who Ever Clicks It.

I know it does, hence why it's my homepage.
Funny how many people think it leads to them.

And I Was One Of Them!

Trust me, you weren't alone. Last time that joke was done, every newcomer and a few veterans where wondering why they were linked to.

 

[troth]

This guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

His face is soo ugly that is is hilarious.

Don't make fun of my dog, *****.

OT:Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

because sheep can't undo zippers. Ba Dum Tish.

 

[Tuddle]

I think It Changes On Who Ever Clicks It.

I know it does, hence why it's my homepage.
Funny how many people think it leads to them.

And I Was One Of Them!

Trust me, you weren't alone. Last time that joke was done, every newcomer and a few veterans where wondering why they were linked to.

Dam, That Is Funny.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I think It Changes On Who Ever Clicks It.

I know it does, hence why it's my homepage.
Funny how many people think it leads to them.

And I Was One Of Them!

Trust me, you weren't alone. Last time that joke was done, every newcomer and a few veterans where wondering why they were linked to.

Dam, That Is Funny.

Yep.
So, interested in buying the internet?

 

[The Warden]

This guy [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view]

His face is soo ugly that is is hilarious.

You know, I wasn't expecting that.
And you know my avatar is smexy.
Anyway, favorite joke...
Hmm...
Ooh! There was this one animaniacs cartoon that satirized the 'THX' thing in movie theaters, where it sounds loud as fuck.
I can't find it anywhere though.

 

[jesse.]

Sorry if I offend.

Did you know aboriginals invented the triathlon?
They walk to the public swimming pool
they go for a swim
and then they ride home.

 

[Tuddle]

I think It Changes On Who Ever Clicks It.

I know it does, hence why it's my homepage.
Funny how many people think it leads to them.

And I Was One Of Them!

Trust me, you weren't alone. Last time that joke was done, every newcomer and a few veterans where wondering why they were linked to.

Dam, That Is Funny.

Yep.
So, interested in buying the internet?

Not Really.......Ya....No Thanks I Already Have One.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

I think It Changes On Who Ever Clicks It.

I know it does, hence why it's my homepage.
Funny how many people think it leads to them.

And I Was One Of Them!

Trust me, you weren't alone. Last time that joke was done, every newcomer and a few veterans where wondering why they were linked to.

Dam, That Is Funny.

Yep.
So, interested in buying the internet?

Not Really.......Ya....No Thanks I Already Have One.

Suit yourself, but if you change your mind I happen to have a link handy.

 

[cheese_wizington]

Well I do have a lot of Dead Baby Jokes.

Not for the faint of heart.


What's worse than ten babies in a dumpster?
One baby in ten dumpsters.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One explodes into a pile of red mush when you stomp on it, and the other one's a watermelon.

Ah, dead baby jokes I used to love them. Let me see if I still remember some...

Spoiler: Got some!

How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.

How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javalin through it's head.

How do you save a drowning baby?
With a harpoon gun.

How do you get 1000 babies in a bucket?
With a blender.

What is funnier then a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.

If you want more just ask

I'd love some.