Your first Order as God Emperor.
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burnt face man ftw!!!!!!!! i love that showWasder said:
, (maybe just a small cookie? )as for my command "no more mayonaise in sandwiches. ever." seriously, whenever i go into a shop to buy a sandwich, if its not crap, its got mayonaise in.
Nein, byt we are choosing to interpret it differently.CNKFan said:
And besides, the God Emperor was in the dune books before W40K.
But that is besides the point.
W40K kicks ass.
Capture, torture as harshly as possible, kill and show their heads to their children. Do that to everyone who i wish would fuck off because they have pissed me off, here is a list... (gives list a mile long) and kill all the chavs while your at it. NOW BRING ME A SANDWICH!
Make more Spehss Mahreens to help defend the imperiium better. Make imperial comissars have mandatory people skills training and encourage them to give hugs to encourage demoralized troops in addition to laser to the face (positive punishment and positive reward). Make psykers get counselling to help them stave off Chaos and reach self-actualization. Make friendly with the Eldar and get 'em to trust us enough to let us stop the filth of Chaos. Ally tentatively with the Tau, so long as they don't forcibly augment our populations into their caste systems. Be nice to my supersoldier children and make sure Horus doesn't get all Judas on me.
Have a really nice cup of tea and a ham sammich, while in those incredibly clunky supersoldier armour. Win at everything forever
Have a really nice cup of tea and a ham sammich, while in those incredibly clunky supersoldier armour. Win at everything forever
Have the greatest Gaming computer ever made, made, develop technology that will let me empty my bladder and bowels digitally and artificial sleep, meaning I can sleep, without sleeping, then I would be set after setting up the fastest inter connection in the world.
Also gather up all games that were to difficult to run on my comp normally, and hang out on the escapist, to stay with the beautiful people.
Also gather up all games that were to difficult to run on my comp normally, and hang out on the escapist, to stay with the beautiful people.
I decree that all citizens of the great, free nation of awesomeshireland shall immediately secure some method of taking marijuana, and using the said method to get sooper-dooper high!
I would kick ass as a ruler. FREE DRUGS FOR ALL!!!!
EDIT: Or, "Quick, where's the acid!?"
I would kick ass as a ruler. FREE DRUGS FOR ALL!!!!
EDIT: Or, "Quick, where's the acid!?"
Eliminate your, and everyone who responds gene pools from existance to stop threads like this from being made.mrhappyface said: