Your grown-up kid is gay

[Chipperz]

"...that's still not an excuse -.- Go mow the damn lawn >.<"

Yeah, pretty much this. Life goes on, time goes by...

This answer is, by the way, completely different if it's my daughter and she's at the point where she has loads of 18-21 year old friends, at which point I want to meet as many of her lesbian mates as possible. Because 18-21 year old lesbians are awesome.

 

[EchetusXe]

"WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM? HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?"
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"I'LL GIVE YOU TIME TRAVEL!!!"
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"I COULDN'T GIVE A FUCK WHETHER YOUR GAY OR NOT. WHAT PISSES ME OFF IS THAT YOUR ALMOST AS OLD AS ME!!!!!!"

 

[E-mantheseeker]

What's with your obsession with "receiving" things for sex? Assuming things doesn't make you smart, it's a sign of ignorance.

If I call one of the girls I have sex with, and they come over and I have sex with them, there's no exchanging of goods anywhere there. And by your definition, a guy who buys a wedding ring is basically paying for sex if the couple have been waiting for their honeymoon to fuck each other. And I'm sure you're one of those extremely naive people who thinks marriage = automatic love.

And what if a guy who loves his girl buys her a dinner? Oh my, if she has sex with him within a month of the dinner... what a goddamn whore she must be! /sarcasm

What an ignorant douche you are.

If a guy has sex with his girl, even a month after buying her dinner, guess what? They're (99.9%) likely of being in love, and that bloke is having sex with HIS GIRL because HE FEELS SOMETHING FOR HER. Also, if a guy is buying a wedding ring, its generally a sign he's in love with his girl. If his girl fucks him, you're pretty much sure it's for the love, not the ring. Unless you're going completely by american sports stars and celebrities, in which case, yes, the people they fuck are whores, because they generally expect something from it.

If you call a friend, and the come over and fuck you, and you don't pay them anything, you're a cheapskate. Your friend is still a whore.

I can't believe you would use a percentage as a point for love. That alone is laughable to the point where I can't take you seriously.

But allow me to try and understand you so far: If you spend any amount of money on someone else of the opposite gender (drinks, movie, etc...) and you have sex with them anytime after that, you're both whores. Unless of course they agree to date each other or marry each other, because being in a relationship guarantees love 99.9% (after a mail in rebate of course) However if you're a celebrity, you have lost all ability to feel love. You should be a scientist.

Also, I'm a "cheapskate" for not paying my friend for sex? And she'll still be a whore? Hmm there seems to be a delicate balance here, how much should I pay exactly so I won't be a cheapskate, and so that my friend isn't a whore?

You're hilarious by the way. *thumbs up*

 

[Skeleon]

I'd probably look at him/her confused for a bit, then clap him/her on the shoulder and say "whatever makes you happy" because I might be surprised at first but I don't really care about this kind of stuff.

 

[AdmiralWolverineLightningbolt]

jaythulu needs to get laid...

 

[ironlordthemad]

I tell him to stop posting threads about it on the internet.

oh snap!

not only was that answer hilarious but it has a point, who cares if he is gay?
anyone with any common sense will just let him do what he wants with his life, its not like we are in westboro baptists church or anything...

 

[Jaythulhu]

You're hilarious by the way. *thumbs up*

Glad to see someone has actually noticed I in regards to many things, I am a troll, I don't give a flying fuck about anything other than the animals I look after, and that almost nothing I say can be taken seriously.

To answer your question, at least the value of dinner or a few drink is the appropriate price. You're still a whore though, and so are your friends. Enjoy. If you think I'm disparaging you for that, that's your issue. Nothing I can do about your sense of self worth.



[Edit]

jaythulu needs to get laid...

It's JaythulHu, and no, I don't. I get more than enough whoring around, thank you kindly. What I could do with less of, however, is people who think that cutting the ears off their puppies with scissors is a good idea. If you want to be a whore, that's your choice, and good on you for making that choice.

Now, can we get back to the topic of what the rational and what the retarded people would do if their kid announced they were gay?

 

[Jon Etheridge]

I'd be cool with it. Gay, Straight, Bi, I don't care what sexual orientation you are as long as you don't act like a jackass.

 

[Captain Pancake]

Is this a personal experience? Just let the kid putt from the rough (to quote a good film) if that's what makes him happy.

 

[Pillypill]

It's got very little to do with me, it would be his/her choice.

 

[AdmiralWolverineLightningbolt]

You're hilarious by the way. *thumbs up*

Glad to see someone has actually noticed I in regards to many things, I am a troll, I don't give a flying fuck about anything other than the animals I look after, and that almost nothing I say can be taken seriously.

To answer your question, at least the value of dinner or a few drink is the appropriate price. You're still a whore though, and so are your friends. Enjoy. If you think I'm disparaging you for that, that's your issue. Nothing I can do about your sense of self worth.

that's a bit of a shit way of wriggling your way out of being seen as an idiot
when you troll, you either do it right, or not at all

doing it wrong includes expressing something relevent to the thread and then, with the same tone, bullshitting for a reaction

plus your trolling doesnt even make a point which just makes it pathetic attention seeking

 

[Chuplayer]

Whatever floats his boat.

 

[The Austin]

I would probably die on the inside.

 

[Swaki]

the only thing i feel like i have to say about my child's sexuality is that they use protection, so if it was my son i would stress that even more since unfortunately theres still allot of gay men who don't use protection, and if it was my daughter i would look confused cause i don't know if lesbians need to use protection.

and then i would hug him/her and tell him/her how proud an happy i am that they had the courage to tell me.

 

[Nemu]

Well, in my case, my parents were cool with it. Probably has to do with the fact that they're not idiots, closed-minded or have any interest in who I'm sleeping with.

I'd honestly be more curious as to how I ended up with a kid in the first place...

 

[Kiefer13]

"Ok." *goes back to whatever I was doing before*

Seriously. I'd treat it exactly the way it should be treated. As a non-issue.

 

[Jaythulhu]

*snip*

Once again, you make the assumption that I actually care what anyone says or thinks about me. I'm allowed to be as inconsistent and hypocritical as everyone else. If I've gotten under your skin so much that you think that anything you say to me is going to change who I am, or what I am, or anything like that, sorry. Nice try, but no cigar.

That said, if you were to show up at my place with a slab of XXXX, a copy of army of darkness on dvd and a pack of winnie blues, that's a different story. I'd be far more inclined to view you as something other than a fuel source for my trollflame-tanks.

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Now then, can we please get back to the topic at hand? I need some more material for my next open mic night, and politics is getting old. Where's the homophobes, god-botherers and republican voters(or liberal/national if you're an aussie)?

Hell, it's after midnight, and if I was at work right now I'd be taking calls from the people who had koalas living next door sending communist propaganda through their dental fillings. Where the hell are the 'net-based freaks? I know there are several on this forum. Come on, I'm running out of vodka buzz.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

"So you like men, no big deal...it's not like it's spiders, right?...I can't believe you used to live in my balls"

 

[ManveruAltharen]

I'd wonder how the hell I had a kid with my male lover.

....just kidding, but only partially.

Seriously, I'd be fine with it. There's nothing at all wrong with being gay, and being bi myself, hell, I might be able to give him/her some tips on how to come to terms with it.