Your Guide to Morally Bankrupt Games

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dashiz94

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Khell_Sennet said:
Yet again self-entitled moralistic fucks forcing their beliefs down our throat.

I thought you damn Yankees moved to the new world to escape this kind of shit.
Isn't life ironic?
 

Hijax

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copycatalyst said:
Ok, so a year late to the party, but I just found this article now and would like to add something.

I think we should apply their system to the Bible. I haven't read the entire Bible, but I think I'm as familiar with it as they would be with the games they judged. Let's see how it would rate, shall we?

Sex: 2 - Although not always explicit, there are frequent mentions of sodomy, rape, and many husbands "knowing" their wives

Nudity: 1 - Early protagonists Adam and Eve are exhibitionists, but most of the rest of The Bible is nudity-free

Gay/Lesbian: 1 - Never directly mentioned, although there may be homosexual undertones. Lead character Jesus "loves his fellow man" for example.

Violence: 3 - Several gruesome depictions of brutal battles, stonings, tortures and executions, rivers turning to blood, the impending destruction of all life

Cartoon Violence: N/A

Language: 1 - "He who p*sseth against the wall" for example.

Comic Mischief: N/A

Drugs: N/A

Alcohol: 2 - At one point, so desperate for alochol for a feast, the character Jesus is said to "turn water into wine."

Tobacco: N/A

Gambling: 1 - A few references

Demonic: 2 - Some descriptions and references

(Game) Addiction: N/A - Although the Bible has many addicts, few of them spend very much time actually reading it.

Final Rating: 13

This makes The Bible slightly more acceptable than Fallout 3 or Manhunt 2 (both rated 14), but more reproachable than God of War 2 or The Darkness (both rated 11). Make good choices.
Let's not forget the Judas Iscariot revealed Jesus' identity to the Roman soldiers by kissing him. Homosexuality?