Your just walking down the street and then suddenly...

[zombiejoe]

Well, you make up what happened, first thing to pop in your head, go!

A mad doctor pulls off my pants and sends rabid ducks after me...long story short I found true love in Zimbabwe.

 

[j0frenzy]

I think about a board game and how much I want to play it with friends. I then continue walking down the street looking forward to game night on Saturday.

What? I like my realism.

 

[Marter]

I win the lottery?

Awesome!

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

I become a King.
Or better than Kings... Gods

The world will be led into a Golden age.
Only for me though, everyone else gets oppressed. I'd be a real dick if I took power.

Uniforms would be snappy though.

 

[General BrEeZy]

a challenger appears!
breezy uses hadouken!
its super effective!!

 

[teh_Canape]

Spoiler: so, I was walking down the street when

alternatively

Spoiler: so, I was walking down the street when suddenly

 

[redisforever]

Suddenly, waffles. Everywhere.

What? I'm hungry.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Just listen to one of the Wachovia/Wells Fargo ads on the radio and thats pretty much what happens.

Or I can just go with my captcha: Russel's Mlificho

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Nathan Fillion appears and punches me in the face. This is the highest of compliment that "the Nate" can give, as it communicates that he considers me his equal.

The day that I become the equal of Nathan Fillion will be the greatest day of my life.

 

[laststandman]

Nat King Cole and I go into a gang fight with Rebecca Black and win using the tremendous power of Gordie Howe's longevity and skill in the game of ice hockey. We collectively turn into a jet and bomb Sidney Crosby.

 

[Rayne870]

I get the urge to shove a hand grenade up a guinea pigs butt, however I decide to get a coke instead.

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

Well, you make up what happened, first thing to pop in your head, go!

A mad doctor pulls off my pants and sends rabid ducks after me...long story short I found true love in Zimbabwe.

But only mammals can get rabies....

OT: ...I feel compelled to clarify something.

 

[Fr]anc[is]

AND THEN COMES A GIANT FIST!!!

 

[Ghaleon640]

scientists tell me that robots are invading, and the only thing that can stop them if they take random children and turn them into killing machines.

I call protoman.

 

[Koeryn]

I arrive at my destination.

What? I'm tired, I'll come up with something better later probably.

 

[xdom125x]

Thanks to the organization of the first page of the off-topic section, phone sex.
I was scanning the page and it went:
"Your just walking down the street and then suddenly
Poll: phone sex".

 

[VanQ]

I now live in a Pokemon world... I'm OK with this.

I have Pokemonn 2000 playing on my other screen to help with my boredom. What? Pokemon 2000 and The First Movie were the only good ones, don't you judge me!

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