Your near death experience

[Cowabungaa]

Everyone has near-death experiences constantly, it's called living. (cookie for the references).

I kid I kid, well there was this one time I almost drowned under (and this is no joke) the ass of a fat guy clogging up a water slide. There was this rapid leading down to the waterslide, and this time it was really busy. So this fat bloke was apperantly waiting, or whatever, and while I rushed through the rapid, the torrent made me slip under his ass and because of the same torrent I couldn't get out. Luckely my dad pulled me out, I don't think he knew I was drowning, seeing as he pushed me down the slide shortly after.

 

[Cliff_m85]

I've actually died due to allergic reactions to Dimetapp. Went into a coma, died, and had my father revive me.

 

[fessferenc]

Im pretty certain i can top anyone here, i was born with a medical condition, from birth my hypopetuitary gland hasnt worked, and as a result of that i have had 8 near death experiences, normally what happens is i go into adesonian crisis, i have a hard time describing it in detail, but what i experience is very simple, i go to sleep one night, and i just dont wake up the next morning... fortunately the last time this happened to me was many years ago, i seem to have outgrown that phase, although i will still have to take medication the rest of my life.

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

I once stepped right beside a rattle snake. My legs where moving before my mind even grasped the situation.

I've also nearly drown three times.

 

[Cliff_m85]

I've actually died due to allergic reactions to Dimetapp. Went into a coma, died, and had my father revive me.

Did you see a bright light?

Before I died saw a multiple calming lights, but after I died there was absolutely nothing. No, no afterlife.

 

[DaMan1500]

When I was little my dad got drunk and held me over the edge of the 3rd-floor balchoney at his apartment by my ankles. He denies it. Our relationship is a little strained.

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

I was fixing my Dreamcast CD-drive,(It was completely taken apart and rebuilt outside of the case.) And after fixing it, I attempted to plug it in carefully, as soon as the cord went in, the power supply exploded almost catching me on fire. Safe to say the thing is dead now. I'm on emulators now. Much safer.

 

[Ericb]

A couple of cops pulled us over, when some dealers started shooting at them.

 

[Tartarga]

was almost ran over buy my dad... twice that is one time two many for it to be a coincidence

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Car hit me in the face, once. No, seriously.
When I was a kid, I ran everywhere head first. One day, I ran out onto the road while some dude was speeding past. His wing mirror caught my face.
Turned out he was my teacher. He kept explaining loudly about in what ways it was, in fact, my fault and not his, and then proceeded to hop in his car and fuck off, leaving me dazed and half-conscious on the road.
I managed to make my way back to my house. Had a lump the size of a melon on my face for like three weeks, though.

Also, I got Cryptosporidium about six or seven years back.
It was real good fun.

 

[Proteus214]

Got the flu or something on freaking Christmas when I was 17 so bad that I had to be hospitalized. The doctors said my fever was close to causing brain damage, but I was far from actual death. That's not how it felt though. When your head feels like it's about to explode for days on end, you don't think about much other than HOLY FUCK END ME ALREADY!

 

[leviathanmisha]

I fell into a sink hole in Michigan while I was swimming.

I was also in a car accident this past summer, while coming home from my dad's cemetery. My bf was driving after I kinda snoozed off, well, he started to fall asleep and I guess we drifted into the other lane and smashed into a guard rail. I had a friend tell me that another one of her friends was in a similar accident and was now paralyzed for life...makes me feel lucky.

 

[Mighty Lighty]

almost hit by 2 grannies in a mini

 

[Flushfacker]

I only survived by having half my left foot, which was the source of the infection, amputated.

Dude, can you still walk around and stuff? That's pretty harsh stuff there :/

Well on Wednesday, this woman I work with asked me to open a window that was jammed. I tried pulling it up (it's an old window; I work in a castle) but it wouldn't work. So I tried pushing it up. My hand went straight through the pane of glass, slicing my wrist up pretty bad.

I was bleeding something awful, but we manage to cram enough bandages and put enough pressure on it to stop it.
I could have died.

I know someone who did the exact same thing although he was very drunk and it was his birthaday. Nothing like being rushed to hospital to end a good night!

 

[Yassen]

I only survived by having half my left foot, which was the source of the infection, amputated.

Dude, can you still walk around and stuff? That's pretty harsh stuff there :/

Well on Wednesday, this woman I work with asked me to open a window that was jammed. I tried pulling it up (it's an old window; I work in a castle) but it wouldn't work. So I tried pushing it up. My hand went straight through the pane of glass, slicing my wrist up pretty bad.

I was bleeding something awful, but we manage to cram enough bandages and put enough pressure on it to stop it.
I could have died.

Yeah it was harsh but I was dying and the drugs weren't working so they had no choice. Could have been worse though, at one point they considered amputating half my leg but luckily they only removed what was infected so I kept as much of myself as was possible. I can still walk and run so it hasn't impacted my life that much. Although I can't bikeride now because I constantly feel like I'm slipping off the side.

Ouch, is it healing up ok?