Your own personal "Epic Fail"

[Summerstorm]

I never failed epicly... my fails are just around average. Also one cheapens the meaning of some words, if you use it for too many things. Things like "Ultrakill", "Epic Fail", or "pure liquid awesome". Just reserve those words for the occasion...

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

tried to jump onto my garage roof having done it several times, went at a cacky angle and went right through the window, which was closed

 

[WindKnight]

My moment was my first attempt to upgrade a computer, my atari 520 up to a full meg of ram. I'd carefully dissembled the computer, and mindful of static had made sure I was earthed (and was touching the nearest radiator repeatedly just in case). Just as I'm about to start installing the parts, my father comes along and picks up the memory chips, asking 'whats this?'

Needless to say, that was, for me at the time, a lot of money down the toilet.

 

[quiet_samurai]

I was trying to open a bottle of wine for my brothers new girlfriend, it was stuck in there really good. Pulling with all of my strength it finally opened, litle did i know she was standing right behind me..... it's the only time I ever elbowed a girl in the face.

 

[Olikunmissile]

I got so drunk I threw up on my shoes (I was passed out sat in a chair) and yeah... slept in it then had to clean it in the morning.

 

[ae86gamer]

I walked into a wall.. While I was looking at it. ^_^

 

[my dog said quack]

band class, hit a pretty girl in the face with my elbow while trying to get the neck strap off my saxaphone and her trying to get a folder off the floor.

 

[AkJay]

This girl in my creative writing class needed a hug and being her friend I gave her one. Then as I sat back down I smacked my elbow on the dry erase board causing me to jerk, drag my desk over and rip open her shirt with my shoe as I fell to the ground.

I feel more bad about the girl, did you rip it a little? or did she have to get one of those shirts they have in the lost and found..

 

[Colodomoko]

I just had to post this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gjXZdT0Qqw

As for me I don't like to admit this, but I forgot to put on some protection and almost got someone you know.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Breaking my arm falling down the stairs.
Breaking my arm falling up the stairs.
Breaking my arm playing tag and being tripped.
Breaking my arm falling over on a pavement.
Breaking my arm being pushed over.

XD

 

[murphy7801]

A combo of alcohol and women need i say more

 

[Xanadeas]

Only once did I have a truly epic fail moment. I was riding my bike, went down a steep hill and slammed on the brakes. Something I should not have done. I flipped over my handlebars, headbutted a light post, dislocated my left shoulder, cut up my left side, and blacked out.

Lets just say I didn't make that mistake every again.

 

[Mrsoupcup]

I one time I tried to catch a ball.... I fell.... Then landed on my friend who is a girl.... (I was landed with my hand on her boobs) Lets just say my face still hurts....

 

[Nmil-ek]

Waking up after a few too many with my jacket/phone stuck halfway up a tree without a shirt or shoes that was a fun hour.

 

[Merteg]

I was playing soccer today and I overextended my leg and then kicked myself really hard.

I still took the goal-kicks, and, in my opinion, they were still pretty good.

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Mine was jumping over a fence...the pole I used to jump over on the fence came down with me, I landed on my face in concrete...it was in a church, awkward explaining that one >.>
And...

I can't cook with a toaster.

Don't ask how. Don't ask why.

I don't know..

I want to know what you did to my kinsman now >.> jk although some toasters are bastards to use I agree <.< like mine, it burns toast like nothing

 

[NotAPie]

I turned around when I was finished talking to my mom and kissed a wall.

 

[bombchu]

I'm kinda clumsy... I walked into a No Parking sign recently. I wasn't looking and I just headbutted the hell out of the sign part. I know I've failed much harder but I've got a very poor memory. I'll update if I remember!

 

[kinetix271]

I was at a campfire with friends and i was roasting a marshmallow. I caught the marshmallow on fire and tried shaking it to put the fire out then threw backwards launching the flaming marshmallow right at my friends face...

 

[angrytaco26]

5 days ago i tried to put a small fire out with my foot(i only had a sock on) and it set my foot on fire

not a good day...

ironicly, it was midnight on july 3 so thats how i started the 4th of july >.<