Your own personal "Epic Fail"

[RavingPenguin]

On my first day of parkour practice, I tried a speed vault. I thought, "anyone can do a speed vault so why cant I?" Turns out I can do it, just very poorly. My hand slipped and my chin made contact with the ground at max speed. I needed 13 stitches. Its still really embarrasing.

 

[KSarty]

Getting my snow pants' legs caught on my fence and hanging upside down from them for about 20 minutes while calling for help. I was about 7 or 8 at the time.

 

[Disaster Button]

Mine was jumping over a fence...the pole I used to jump over on the fence came down with me, I landed on my face in concrete...it was in a church, awkward explaining that one >.>
And...

I can't cook with a toaster.

Don't ask how. Don't ask why.

I don't know..

I want to know what you did to my kinsman now >.> jk although some toasters are bastards to use I agree <.< like mine, it burns toast like nothing

Oh good, it's not just me who gets screwed over by those things.


As for my fail:

I once tried to impress a guy I kinda liked by insulting pretty much all of his friends in about 5 words, of course I didn't know they were friends till after the awkward silence.

Fortunately that was like 2 years ago and all is forgiven now.

 

[ckam]

The only one I remember right now is this: I was walking backwards talking with my sister when we were walking through a district of a city, I turned around a smacked a pole.

 

[Sprogus]

Not my own one but one of my friends.

My friends and I were playing D&D. Then one of my friends tells another one to get him a drink. Other friend says get it yourself I'm not your slave. First friend says "Yes you are *****" and at that exact moment, his chair breaks and he is now on the floor.

 

[Unstoppable Wall]

So apparently gunpowder or whatever the hell it is inside firecrackers isn't flammable anymore...last sunday I went to a friends and we had a bunch of firecrackers that would light, sooooo being disappointed we took the cap off a gatorade, packed it with the low-grade explosive, put a fuse ripped from a bottle rocket on it, secured it with electrical tape, and lit it. 3...2...1...Boom, that's how it's supposed to work right? Well it didn't and it left us disappointed, enough so we directly attempted to light the powder on fire, also, fail, so here I sit, a pyro who can't blow something up.

Peace, War, Love, Hate, Chaos, and Greed
-Unstoppable Wall

 

[kekeekekenee]

Not my own one but one of my friends.

My friends and I were playing D&D. Then one of my friends tells another one to get him a drink. Other friend says get it yourself I'm not your slave. First friend says "Yes you are *****" and at that exact moment, his chair breaks and he is now on the floor.

Tell us one of yours

I can remember Fails in my life, but nothing that could be deemed a Epic Fail, sorry that i couldn't supply lulz, can anyone else though?

 

[Sprogus]

Not my own one but one of my friends.

My friends and I were playing D&D. Then one of my friends tells another one to get him a drink. Other friend says get it yourself I'm not your slave. First friend says "Yes you are *****" and at that exact moment, his chair breaks and he is now on the floor.

Tell us one of yours

I can remember Fails in my life, but nothing that could be deemed a Epic Fail, sorry that i couldn't supply lulz, can anyone else though?

That would require thought, it is fair easier to remember others.

 

[The_Echo]

That would imply that I had failed at something in my life.

I have not.

As I recall you failed to recognize that you had hit ten thousand posts, to the extent that someone had to tell you that you did so before you noticed. Oh, but I'm sure that doesn't count.

On topic: I once tripped while I was standing still.

 

[Mischiviktus]

My mother reminds me weekly that my most triumphant legendary fail occurred 21 years ago, right around the time I was born.

I dunno what happened, but it sure pisses he off to this day.

 

[War Penguin]

I once walked into a lamp post. It hurt. I fell down. Ow.
I also accidently punched myself. It was funny but it still hurt. I fell down. Ow.

 

[The Ruler of Nosgoth]

Mine was a few years ago... I was at my friend's house. I was running towards the door of her house and meant to go through it. I ran smack into the solid glass storm door which appeared to be open and knocked myself out cold for a few minutes. Damn Windex.

 

[DigitalJedl]

Well...

I've recently learned how to fall up the stairs.

 

[sgtshock]

I accidently put Cinnamon Rolls in the microwave for like 5 minutes when I was about 7.
One meet with the local firemen later.. I am sitting down just thinking.. "What the Hell just happened?"

Don't feel bad, I did the same thing. Only instead of cinnamon rolls they were hamburger buns (we freeze them to keep em fresh longer), and I wasn't 7, I was 17.

To be fair, I was daydreaming when I did it, and wasn't really thinking. And I realized my mistake before the smoke detectors went off. The microwave still smelt like burning bread for a good week after that, though.

Also, 500th post. Yay.

 

[Sewer Rat]

I ran up to an enemy medic in TF2 once looking for a heal... when I was the last surviving member of my team in Arena...

 

[The_Chief]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA-fLaUNwKs&feature=channel_page

that is like 2 years old. also

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71zTQ3veEBc&feature=channel

 

[XJ-0461]

When I crashed my bike going from the road to the 1 cm high path and bent the handlebars. That kinda sucked.

 

[CouchCommando]

Taking a short cut at a swimming carnival, jumping over wire fence and in process, succeeding in cutting my shorts and togs too shreds, elastic and all. In front of entire school, yes emotionally scarred for life is me.