Your signature melee weapon

[Riddle78]

Poleaxe. Or a two-handed bludgeon. Or a lance/tower shield combo. Let's go with the third one.

 

[HalBuzzkill]

A shovel. Yes, a shovel. Abundant, painful and easy to clean blood off of.

 

[Oscar Palacios]

http://www.oocities.org/argo69sm/image/chakram_finger.jpg chakram?

 

[VaderMan92]

benchmade 710 or my lousieville slugger or both

 

[Ashtovo]

I dunno. I have general training with most medieval fighting styles (except sword and board. i can't stand heavy shields) If i had to chose one, it would be a sabre. Quick, edged, stabby things are fun.

 

[DarklordKyo]

a sword in my right hand and a benchmade 51 morpho in my left (picture of the latter linked below)

http://www.bladeplay.com/images/knives/Benchmade/Benchmade_51_Butterfly.jpg

 

[ecoho]

a true war hammer (IE a massive 2 handed sledge with a spike or ax like back) i shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and i will call him my squishy

 

[redlueliger]

Silver monocle with retractable razor-edge.

I'd pair that with a top hat that turns into a minigun (I don't know how it would do that, but it would.) Ooh, and exploding teacups! Totally stupid, but really easy to make up one-liners for.

 

[Metalix Knightmare]

A scythe. Nothing summons dread like something that reminds you of the Grim Reaper.

 

[SergeantAnt]

i'll be unoriginal and say katana.
just mostly cuz i already own one

 

[Janktrio]

For a realistic weapon I'd go with a crowbar. It's a handy tool and a great bludgeoning weapon! If I could choose an unrealistic weapon I'd go with a piece of Parisian bread that has gone stale for 2000 years and is now harder than diamond.

 

[Myskomunken]

A broken STOP sign and a hammer.

So I can go "STOP! Hammer time!" mid battle.

 

[crop52]

Pistol whip!

or a knife,
because my fruit killing skills are remarkable,
bonus points if you recognize that reference,

 

[Icaruss]

Chain Hammer-A massive two handed warhammer with chain saw blades built in

for the emperor!

 

[Nouw]

Electric Chainsaw.

Gotta love Ash.

 

[Josufu]

One of the sledgehammers I use for exercise, more than likely.

 

[Hardzero]

Paddle bat. That thing packs a mean punch.
If no bats are on hand I'd settle for a crowbar or Energy Sword.

 

[Omega Pirate]

The switch axe.

Spoiler

 

[TheEldestScroll]

a nice enchanted longsword.