Your useless superpower

[randomsix]

MEAT VISION
lol but on topic
i cannot be killed on weekdays 12pm-6pm while on the toilet

This could come in handy if you ever visit Jurassic Park.

 

[ultrachicken]

The power to look beautiful in complete darkness

 

[TheLazyKnight]

I can communicate with dust.

 

[SturmDolch]

the ability to make sticky goop from the hands

oh wait...

damn you, x-men!

Hey, I can do t-- No, no... Not going to go there.

OT: The ability to play the most epic guitar solo's at whim. Air guitar.

 

[RewardMe]

Alcoholic.

Powers: Stupidly brave. Immune to pain.

Weakness: Can't walk straight. Always think you're right when you're actually wrong. The occasional pissing of the pants.

 

[That's Funny]

The power to edit, my own posts.

[small/] Muhahaha bow down to my supreme stupidity [/small]

 

[Silly_Billy]

To have a random superpower every hour. I'd get flight every now and then but meat vision and ability to grow 1 foot will be just as likely.

 

[Lawllerskater]

I leave a trail of golden glitter everywhere I go.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

I can levitate objects a few inches above the ground, but only if they're attached to a moose.

 

[Meggiepants]

I can predict the past. Also, if someone is searching for a word but can't remember it at that time, I will remember it at 3am in the morning, will bolt upright in bed and yell it out as I fist pump the air.

 

[spuddyt]

lol but on topic
i cannot be killed on weekdays 12pm-6pm while on the toilet

I can think of so many uses involving cannons.

 

[LewsTherin]

+1 against Jell-O.

 

[bloodknight13]

The power to see with any wavelength of light but only when my eyes are closed

 

[Wayte]

The ability to succeed at everything ever.
That's useless when you realize spontaneus combustion is part of "everything."

 

[ilion]

classical music genius and superhuman speed\strength, only when playing videogames.

 

[shinigamisparda]

"YOUR SHIRT IS RED!"
-Betty, Kung Pow

I would like to be able to change the color of mundane objects, shirts, mugs, pencils, etc.

Oh my god, I love that joke!

Ok, I've got two in mind. One is the ability to alter reality to my will under the condition that everything goes back to the way to it was afterward. If that's too extravagant, then the ability to make people's shoelaces untie themselves.

 

[Naeo]

I am able to transform into a whale, but only on Tuesdays!

 

[Sacman]

the ability to stop time for one second, including myself...
someone smart will figure this out...

 

[Just_A_Glitch]

I'm really good in bed, but I don't really like sex, so I never really have the desire to use this power.

Completely honest.

Another of mine would be to find incredible, money saving deals at times when I have no money. Happens all the time. All the time.

 

[blindthrall]

Invisibility in the first place. I would be blind.

But since somebody probably already said that, I can pee fire! Having a natural flamethrower may be awesome, but I'm kind of hesitant to ever use it.