Your useless superpower

[darthcendiarygrenade]

The ability to manifest a sticky residue on the bottom of any drink-filled container.

 

[twcblaze]

the ability to navigate microsoft's stupid xbox 360 support site

... actually that would be useful, maybe they'd stop billing my card for nothing.

on topic: the ability to tell exactly what angle something is at just by looking at it.

 

[troth]

MEAT VISION
lol but on topic
i cannot be killed on weekdays 12pm-6pm while on the toilet

Glue a toilet seat to your ass and your set!

OT: The ability to pass out, in three seconds flat.(That would actually rock since I have insomnia)

 

[KenzS]

The ability to create free microsoft points that can only be used on community-created content.

 

[sigma83]

The ability to make stuck jars open by gently stroking them.

 

[Chrissyluky]

the power to wear a red shirt without being a meatshield on startrek.

 

[KenzS]

the ability to squirt expired chocolate milk out of my nipples.

 

[Scythax]

The ability to grow barnicles on peoples' feet.

 

[James Hueick]

Ability to change my facial expressions at will.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

The power to stop my glasses from slipping down my nose.

the power to wear a red shirt without being a meatshield on startrek.

I think that counts as a major ability actually...

 

[troth]

the ability to navigate microsoft's stupid xbox 360 support site

... actually that would be useful, maybe they'd stop billing my card for nothing.

on topic: the ability to tell exactly what angle something is at just by looking at it.

Fastest carpenter EVER.

 

[Soxafloppin]

The power to melt my own face, but if i do it remains melted forever.

 

[troth]

I have special sensory powers, an entire range of special sensory powers, including:
- Douche Bag Sense
- Wanker Sense
- Your about to do something stupid & you don't even know it yet Sense

-M

/ have those. It just takes practice... And public school.

 

[Chrissyluky]

The power to stop my glasses from slipping down my nose.

the power to wear a red shirt without being a meatshield on startrek.

I think that counts as a major ability actually...

No survving as a redshirt isnt. having a recurring role as a redshirt is!

 

[CalabusDabus]

The ability to remember exactly what an object looks like, down to the tiniest flaws.

 

[Klepa]

I am Addiction Man!

I have the power to become addicted to things that would only take a minimal amount of effort and willpower to give up.

Chocolate, cake, chick flicks, WoW, cheetos, pepsi, chocolate cake, you name it, I'm addicted to it.

I also have the power to turn other people outside in, without even touching them!

To turn inside out. Would make people gross out, but sadly I could only use it once...

The Ability to make my insides turn Invisible

"Haha! Now you can only see my skin, fear me!"

Together with these two, we'd make an unstoppable team!
If only TheNumber1Zero would be able to turn other people's insides invisible... Right now, I eat cheesecake and watch dimensione510 turn inside out and back again, while TheNumber1Zero becomes slightly transparent.

 

[KenzS]

The ability to wink and look tough at the same time

 

[phanatic314]

I have very weak telekinesis! I can only knock things over or swat objects a couple of inches. I just go around annoying people!