Your useless superpower
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I can create an awkward silence in a conversation with anyone. Especially effective versus the ladies.
I'll be very dissapointed if no-one mentioned this... but:
*clears throat*
The Ability to Sparkle, When in Direct Sunlight!
EDIT:
Or all of aquamans "powers"
*clears throat*
The Ability to Sparkle, When in Direct Sunlight!
EDIT:
Or all of aquamans "powers"
I'm pretty sure I have this superpower...CouchCommando said:
It's great! "oh right! THAT was what was going to happen... sorry about your dog..."
That can actually be useful. You could solve murders if you can see into the pastRIOgreatescapist said:
The power to fire an optic blast that can level mountains except its always on unless I'm wearing sunglasses or my eyes are closed...
...oh, wait...
The power to blame teenage violence on video games.
that hurts.Macgyvercas said:
my power: the ability to breath under water, as long as I don't get wet.
The ability to smell through time.
I've actually decided that I do have this. I'll occasionally smell something with no apparent source (like roasted marshmellows when getting into a car). So, my theory is those smells have either occurred in that area in the past or will occur in that area in the future and I am simply picking them up. I have no control over this ability though... which just adds to its uselessness.
I've actually decided that I do have this. I'll occasionally smell something with no apparent source (like roasted marshmellows when getting into a car). So, my theory is those smells have either occurred in that area in the past or will occur in that area in the future and I am simply picking them up. I have no control over this ability though... which just adds to its uselessness.
The power to predict the ending of any film and you don't have a choice, every time you attempt to watch a film, you get a vision of the ending and all the best plot twists.
That would be a terrible power to have.
That would be a terrible power to have.
The power to mute people and loud noises by snapping my fingers*
*but it only works when I'm wearing earplugs.
*but it only works when I'm wearing earplugs.
"By day, he is MasterKirov.
But by night, he is PIMPMAN! Equipped with his top hat and latest fashions, Pimpman makes it his quest to hang with his bee-yatches every night!"
The above is a running joke I have with my brother. Basically, "Pimpman" (i.e: me) has the power to (unsuccessfully) woo women.
But by night, he is PIMPMAN! Equipped with his top hat and latest fashions, Pimpman makes it his quest to hang with his bee-yatches every night!"
The above is a running joke I have with my brother. Basically, "Pimpman" (i.e: me) has the power to (unsuccessfully) woo women.
