Your useless superpower

[engineermk2004]

I can summon sea cucumbers at will

(If anyone gets the joke, I will personally mail them a dollar)

Is that a Cucum Spin "Slayers" reference?

 

[iLikeHippos]

The superpower that when a girl starts to get to like me, she blows up instantly / turns into a male.

 

[Firmanter]

The ability to turn lights on and off without flicking the switch provided im touching the switch.

 

[Buffoon]

I joked today that my superpower was the ability to log in to the computers at my educational institution. No one else in the class could manage it, that's for sure.

 

[Malgan]

I'd take the ability to turn gold into binders.

 

[Ryktes]

The ability to instantly change the tightness of a tie using my mind. It could ocme in handy once in a while, but I don't wear dress-shirts soo...

You never said it had to be YOUR tie mate, could strangle the hell outa some pretentious knobheads with that one >

 

[Dapsen]

the ability to grow an instant tree from the ground in front of me.
but only if i vow to cut it down as soon as its grown - well, not useless if you want timber but in all other cases, its useless (besides who the hell has still got fireplaces?)

 

[Twad]

My useless power? Making random objects awkwardly moist.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

Telekinesis that only works on Biscuits

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[HollywoodH17]

My useless power? Making random objects awkwardly moist.

Hehehe. Eeeeww.

My friends and I discussed this one time. My one friend would prefer to be "Armrest Priority Man" and he has the uncanny ability to always use both armrests... in the movie theatre, plane, subway, etc. I would rather be "Coke into Pepsi Man" who, at a moment's notice, can turn Coke into Pepsi. But not back.

 

[regallmighty]

being able to turn into a tree, a normal tree that cannot more or talk, and ownly on mondays between 5:00PM and 7:00PM

 

[Tiny116]

I see dead people....Sorry couldn't resist.

 

[Buleet]

becoming invisible but only when i play on a piano

 

[Mcsteveh]

I would like to put forward the Janitors 6th sense of being able to tell when squirrels are afraid.

My power however is the ability to always land on my face when I fall <3

 

[t_rexaur]

The ability to experience pain on behalf of others.

It only works when I kick them in the nuts.

 

[Shadowcat97]

The ability to move the entire universe 1 inch upwards every year.

Edit: Also if i am talking or thinking about something cool or important and someone else talks, i forget what i was thinking or talking about

 

[Shadowcat97]

The ability to see the future, but you can only recall your vision after the event happens!

Holy shit that actually happens to me. I occasionally feel like I have De-sha-vo and its so weird.

 

[Deleted]

To go invisible but only when you eyes are closed would suck. It would only be good for hiding.

 

[kirbydon]

Ability to make my life longer by a day... side effect though is I shorten my life by a day.

 

[Kiju]

I would have the power to turn my tongue blue!