Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. (with a twist)

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Windsaver

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My left? Let's see... A box of Yu-Gi-Oh, Magic: The Gathering, and World of Warcraft cards, along with a door... Welp, fuck.
 

Gunsang

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Let's see. I have a fan, a couple printers, empty boxes, nail clippers and sunglasses. I would be wearing sunglasses and trying to kill zombies with printers, a fan and nail clippers while using boxes as armor. I wouldn't last long. Still... Best apocalypse ever.
 

enlargedhousecat

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a pencil, an sd card, a desk fan, some ear muffs, a water gun and nerf gun, my headset, a pencil sharpener, a conch shell, xbox and wii controllers, a book, my computer, model cars, a cell phone,my ds, dvd's, balloons,post-it's, a piggy/tiger bank, and a clothes drawer. wow, I have a lot of stuff to the left of to me. what sucks is I literally have 2 swords, sais, a belt(it's mentionable o_o), guitars(for rock band but still) boxing gloves(I don't know how that would help but still), and various padding and armor for sports (helmet, shin gaurds, etc.) to my right... well crap
 

shadyh8er

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Uh....a paper shredder, phone book, binder, washrag with my bro's mucus in it, and a calendar.


I'm fucked.
 

Roganzar

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i've got glasses, tape, a pile of DVDs, a picture of my son, a drill bit and a portable hard drive. Crap!
 

Horus Lupercal

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I dont have a broadsword but to my left is an ashtray, a lighter, some gum and a kukri so i guess i would go with the kukri
 

SliverBlade

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I have a solar watch, a pack of gum, and a couple of batteries. I think that I'll last about 12 and a half years just on the gum alone!
 

Issurru

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PSP, PS3 HDMI cable, a small screwdriver and my MTG cards, well I think I may be boned :(
EDIT: I also forgot my small whiskey bottle by my feet, I may be all about close range but at least I'll be able to stab a few before going down (after I drink the whiskey of course :p)
 

greenflash

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Roganzar said:
i've got glasses, tape, a pile of DVDs, a picture of my son, a drill bit and a portable hard drive. Crap!
combine the drill bit with the diskdrive to make a drill. then combine the tape with the glasses to make a sling shot then use the dvds and ammo.
 

TheStickman

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I have a picture of Jesus, a cell phone, a DSi with a dead battery, a coaster, a glass duck, some headache medicine, and a pen.

I'll take Jesus, the pen, and the headache medicine.
 

Random berk

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asgardmothership said:
It amazes me how many of us escapists post surrounded by weapons, swords, guns, its almost reaching a SUSPICIOUS level, or perhaps I didnt realise how seriously people take home defense.
Since said broadsword is a movie prop, badly balanced, and blunt as a spoon, its technically not considered a weapon here. If I could get outside though, I think I could split a skull with it.