Lightsaber that can cut through any material and gives the wielder force powers (light side only) but when used on living flesh will only stun/knock them out and the force powers can not kill anyone. In other words, a True Jedi weapon.
Your weapon? With a .....twist?
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Retardoken - A retard that I can throw with the force of a powerful hadoken, downside is this retard thinks I'm his best friend and that we are on an adventure.
It may not sound like a weakness but eventually YOU WILL lose your sanity.
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It may not sound like a weakness but eventually YOU WILL lose your sanity.
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A communication device that summons an inciendiary missile swarm to blanket a large area.
Downside: The device is an old WWII BC-611 radio that has been dropped many times, dunked in water, had several circuits broken, is missing the antenna, and your not sure, but it looks like someone stuck their dick in it.
Downside: The device is an old WWII BC-611 radio that has been dropped many times, dunked in water, had several circuits broken, is missing the antenna, and your not sure, but it looks like someone stuck their dick in it.
A sword that will kill anything in one blow, no matter where it strikes.
The downside is that you have to legally change your name to Mary Sue von Cummouth Stikitinmi Ubaby Yes. If you don't refer to yourself by your full name any time you speak about yourself, the sword will stab you.
The downside is that you have to legally change your name to Mary Sue von Cummouth Stikitinmi Ubaby Yes. If you don't refer to yourself by your full name any time you speak about yourself, the sword will stab you.
A cosmic ray gun that fires sharpened pencils at up to 900 feet per second, unfortunately the universal sharpener is powered by children's tears.
It's a shotgun that shoots more shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot shotguns that shoot tiny hollow soft plastic balls and disappointment.
A cell phone that calls Freakazoid to fight people.
Downside 1: It's Freakazoid.
Downside 2: That's the only number in the phone, and you can't dial anything.
Downside 3: You have to use it when there's 1 minute until the end of a half-hour. As in, every half hour it must be used.
Downside 1: It's Freakazoid.
Downside 2: That's the only number in the phone, and you can't dial anything.
Downside 3: You have to use it when there's 1 minute until the end of a half-hour. As in, every half hour it must be used.
an AI AW sniper rifle with a teleporting feature on it.
downfall is that you always fall out of a girl's skirt.
downfall is that you always fall out of a girl's skirt.
An anti-matter beam that will absolutely obliterate anything, as long as you post every third post in this topic.
Conflabit! It won't work!
Conflabit! It won't work!
The Robot from Beastie Boys' "Intergalactic," that is powered by their rapping. However, their position in the robot is on his chest, without protection from the waist up.
COME ON GUYS! I was hoping someone else would post before me! I took so dang long, too!
COME ON GUYS! I was hoping someone else would post before me! I took so dang long, too!
