You're drinking right now aren't you?

[Kyogissun]

Drunken talent? Hmmm...

I... turn into a living furnace?

I... feel heavier?

I... feel like I have a useless tingling in my head akin to 'spidey sense'?

 

[duchaked]

my friends and I are gonna do drunk Halo
that's gonna make some interesting saved films... (hopefully someone hits save loll)

 

[Captain Bobbossa]

When drunk I have conversations, eat food, go for walks, play games and many many more things... but in my sleep.

EDIT: According to my freinds and parents.

 

[GodofDisaster]

The ability to keep my memory, I'm serious I've been completely out of my head before and I've even woke up in a few places, like my friend's bathtub but I always remember exactly what I did the previous night.

I also do better at shooters as well.

 

[kouriichi]

I dont drink. And chances are i never will.

But when im sugar high i become the most docile man on earth.

 

[7moreDead_v1legacy]

I'm remarkably drunk, but my one drunken talent is near perfect grammar/spelling. POST YOUR DRUNKEN TALENT!

P.S. Cheers!

How the fuck did you know! Then again I've been drinking more or less every night, due to many piss poor life choices and events.

Where are you watching me from?!

Bottoms up from Wales!

*Edit*

Forgot my talent - It is also better typing skills and the ability to bring the mood of a party down in record timing.

 

[Alex The Rat]

Handstands.

And surprisingly good decision making.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

I don't know about drunk, but I become invincible on Streetfighter II when I'm on acid.

 

[EvilMaggot]

im drinking topform...

 

[limping beaver]

I wish

 

[Squilookle]

Perfect Recall here, as well. On the morning after a massive bender my friends always ask me what happened last night. And what happened last night is usually well worth remembering

The ability to not be drunk.

In other words, the ability to do EVERYTHING better than a drunk person.

You must surely be the light and the life of the party wherever you go...

 

[_Cake_]

Not right now, but I write the story to a RPG I have been working on for a while. Later on when I go to smooth out the code I laugh my ass off. Like I woke up one morning found I had added a sperm bank to a town in my game and named it "Nutty Skeeters Sploogin' Baby Batter Emporium" XD

It's like this psycho freak keeps leaving me a hilarious crazy game made to my taste that I have to debug.

 

[Tsaba]

Well, humorously enough, I ninja'd my way into a gated community my sister lived in by jumping a few (tall and sharp edged) fences

 

[MagicMouse]

Perfect Recall here, as well. On the morning after a massive bender my friends always ask me what happened last night. And what happened last night is usually well worth remembering

The ability to not be drunk.

In other words, the ability to do EVERYTHING better than a drunk person.

You must surely be the light and the life of the party wherever you go...

HA! As if I go to parties! Looks like the joke is on you...

 

[renzozuken2002]

When I'm drunk I can be at several spots within a 10' square area at the same time.

 

[thethingthatlurks]

I have the sudden ability to become religious and begin worshipping my latent deity, otherwise known as the Porcelain God.

[small]In other words, I throw up a lot.[/small]

LOL That was just too damn funny!

I get strangely good at GTA, and for some reason, calculus. I've solved many a difficult integrals while drunk off my arse. I also have the miraculous talent of being able to get undressed and crawling into bed after puking all over my bathroom. But can you really blame me for the puking and crawling? All of my damn apartment starts to spin the moment I consume more than...damnit, where did the bottle go?

 

[Gudrests]

i dont get drunk....i just get more awesome. But really i become extremly quick whitted and well...its pretty lawlsie....even to everyone else...AND i dont fall down...stumble and walk in circles...but never fall down

 

[Enemy Of The State]

Making a complete idiot of myself... and keeping my integrity the next day