You're dying.

[mercenator3000]

"Rosebud..."

Damn, ninja'd.

OT: "I see... pasta... HOLY SHIT THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER DOES EXIST! I am now ready to go..."

 

[Jark212]

"Death is a *****... A stupid *****..."

 

[Gabanuka]

"Stay the fuck away from my corpse"
"Rosebud..."
"The gold is hidden at.."
"See you soon, real soon"

 

[SNIPERFOX ft. Harry P.Ness]

''such is life''

 

[ethaninja]

I would hopefully say this.

"Okay, think of what little life I have left as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal *insert suitable name here*, who just wanted to be friends, well, they dropped by and they brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartles & Jaymes and badaow, it was gone forever?just like my life is now." *Dies*

Hehe your a Scrubs person too =D

 

[Sarmos]

"Four of you have tried to kill me in the past, now one of you has succeded!"

 

[Pariah87]

Assuming it was a non smoking related illness.

"See, told you smoking wouldn't kill me..."

 

[ZakCanard]

I don't have any last words, instead I'd have to jump out of bed and play the Super Mario Bros death music.

 

[Sassafrass]

I would hopefully say this.

"Okay, think of what little life I have left as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal *insert suitable name here*, who just wanted to be friends, well, they dropped by and they brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartles & Jaymes and badaow, it was gone forever?just like my life is now." *Dies*

Hehe your a Scrubs person too =D

Where is your proof of this?
*Hides avatar and a review*

 

[Logic 0]

The bomb will detonate in 5 seconds.

 

[The Last Nomad]

"Theres only room for one Boss... and one Snake"

 

[WolfMage]

And she's buying a stairway...To Heaven...

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

"My last request... Is that my corpse is sent to feed starving children in Africa. You don't have to tell them that the tasty chicken is not chicken at all."

 

[Deadonstick]

NOT ON A MONDAY!!!

 

[GundamSentinel]

"Daisy.... Dai.... sy...." *flatlines*

 

[RollForInitiative]

This. Is. DEATHBED!

No, not really. It just came to mind when I read the topic though.

 

[chaos order]

There's something in my front pocket for you. Why don't u reach in my front pocket and see what it is!

 

[oppp7]

"Use the... search bar..."

 

[z3rostr1fe]

"Activate... God... Mo-"