You're dying.

[Stabby Joe]

The gold is buried in...

 

[Arkhangelsk]

"I want to be buried holding my guitar."

 

[Arkhangelsk]

"I'll be back"

Who's that on your avatar? She looks familiar...

 

[RanD00M]

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

 

[TimeLord]

"Don't worry, I will regenerate...."

 

[Sleekgiant]

"I spent my life posting on the Escapist, life well spent!!!"

"...the game."

"...you just lost it"

 

[ionpulse2]

"Rosebud..."

"Good thing Candlejack never got m...."

Both these posts are made of win. I shouldn't have to explain why.

OT: "Barney... WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT BEER?! *dies*" <-- Attempt at lols

(PS: @TriggerHappyAngel: BEST. MOVIE. EVAR.)

 

[Stone Wera]

"Alrght, one of you bring me a sword, some sake, and a silk sheet."
For those of you who didn't understand that last request, look up seppuku on Wikipedia.
Or, maybe...
"Don't beleive the doctors, my real killer is--" *flatline*

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

You lie in a hospitable bed,you're friends and family by your side,you have contracted a disease with no cure,you're just about to die.
What are your last words?
Personally,I would make my family hate me before I died to spare them sadness,so my last words would be alone the lines of:
"I hate you all."

Thats what i would say..

Only it would be true

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

"Use the... search bar..."

Dammit,I didn't this one would be done before.

No i'm not...

Join in damn you!

 

[Armored Prayer]

"Oh Bob Sagat!"

 

[iwishiwased]

"holla"

 

[Delock]

"John must be stopped..."
"I never put you in the will."
"I... needed... more... cowbell..."
"No matter what you do, I will never be proud of you."
"I stole the cookie from the cookie jar!"
"I am the origami killer!"

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

"Rosebud..."

"Good thing Candlejack never got m...."

Both these posts are made of win. I shouldn't have to explain why.

OT: "Barney... WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT BEER?! *dies*" <-- Attempt at lols

(PS: @TriggerHappyAngel: BEST. MOVIE. EVAR.)

yeah, "Citizen Kane" is awesome!

P.S. with "Rosebud..." i also quoted Jacob Crow from Timsplitters 3 (but he got that quote from citizen kane too )

 

[Parivir]

Just a nice and simple
"Game Over"
or
"System files deleted"

 

[KiruTheMant]

"Grandma,gimme your golden locket,i'm going to dead ringer out of this on-BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"

 

[Icehearted]

"I hate you all."

LOL

"...the game."

ROFL.... and I lose... again!!! D:<

"Use the... search bar..."

LOL


Some good ones, I couldn't top 'em.

"I was told I'd get... cake."

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

"I'll be back"

Who's that on your avatar? She looks familiar...

i want to answer this one!
- it's Hayley Williams!

Spoiler: an Opinion and a Fact

she the most beautiful woman on the planet and the singer from Paramore ;P

 

[Cpu46]

"At least I have chicken."

No leroy you dont have chicken, now none of us get chicken.... [/doomsday arcade finale line]

OT:
"Finally, ive made it to level 2"
"what are you doing here, didnt the doctor tell you it was contagious?"
"Its coming for you "
"Heal plz"

 

[Sheila Christian]

I... I see the light, it's beautif... HOLY SON OF A CRACKER IT'S SATAN!
Then maybe try to laugh at my own joke and off I go.

LOL! That is almost exactly what my husband would say on his death bed or something along the lines of "Hon, you got any ice it's starting to get very hot all of a sudden" than *poof* the long sleep.