You're dying.

[Yokai]

"Remember to aim for the head when I come back."

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg."

YES! I knew someone would have to say this!

"This... is for... Mathilda..."
*BOOM*

Professional - nice touch.

OT:

Good.... Game.

 

[RabidusUnus]

This will require set up, but it'd be so worth it.

"Remember those jars I saved in? The ones I put a dollar a day in, every day of my life? There's thousands and thousands in those jars. I want you to have them. They'll be buried under th-"

My last words will be trolling my family.

Either that or something like, "I see it, I understand it all now. The meaning of life, everything. The meaning of it all is-"

 

[Arkhangelsk]

"I'll be back"

Who's that on your avatar? She looks familiar...

i want to answer this one!
- it's Hayley Williams!

Spoiler: an Opinion and a Fact

she the most beautiful woman on the planet and the singer from Paramore ;P

That I can agree on. I'd seen her before, but I forgot who it was. She is more beautiful than a sundown.

 

[ultimateownage]

HAHA! I BELIEVED IN SOLIPSISM *****!

 

[WrestleManiacXXI]

Quick! Hit the reset button!
--^v--^v--^v--^v--^v--^v--^v--^v--_______

 

[evilomega13]

*Pull out live grenade* "Matrydom, bitches."

 

[rb26dett]

"Well it seems like.... cough.... cough.... this game..... cough... pleaaaase.... give me sunglasses......cough..... thank you........ is over.....cough... yaaaaaaaaah"

 

[Aeshi]

Frog Blast the Vent Core!

 

[SinisterGehe]

Meh... I wish I would have said "Quote" as my first words so I could say "Unquote" As my last.

 

[Abedeus]

"Now... I can rest peacefully... nobody will find my million dollars buried under a big T... GAPHK!"

 

[Bernzz]

"I didn't...press X..."

OR

"Fuckin'...Zerg Rush...ke...ke...ke......"

 

[Captain Bobbossa]

"I told you so"

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I would hopefully say this.

"Okay, think of what little life I have left as, oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down about yourself and your pal *insert suitable name here*, who just wanted to be friends, well, they dropped by and they brought a copy of About Last Night and a four-pack of Bartles & Jaymes and badaow, it was gone forever?just like my life is now." *Dies*

Sas, you know I love you when you quote Dr. Cox.

Also, I'd probably go with the age old classic:
"Scuh-rew you guys, I'm going home!"
That or
"Worst. Life. Ever"

 

[Jammerz]

"...the game."

You sir, Win

 

[Chancie]

"Well...this sucks, doesn't it?"

 

[narutorules44]

i have always hated all of you

 

[Sparrow]

"Suddenly all that time building up my gamerscore seems... pointless..."

I'm sure my son/daughter (girls playing video games, I make me laugh...) would carry on my legacy.

 

[JackVykios]

"Son, I'd like to take this opportunity to talk to you about some debts you're about to inherit."

"I think...I think I'm actually getting better! Yes, I think I can--PFAHAHAHAHA! Nahh, I'm just jostlin' ya. I'm going to die in a bit."

"Where's that Swedish hooker I hired to piss on my chest right before I die? I NEED ONE LAST BONER, GODDAMNIT!"

"Kids, there's something I need to tell you: I'm not your real father and your mother was born a man."

"I'll see you all in hell, soon enough."

I could just go on and on and on. We didn't have to be SERIOUS, did we?