You're going to be stuck in power armour (forever!)

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Drakane

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Does the armor have to be human esque? If not anyone want to team up and become Voltron w/ me? forever stuck cruising the world in a flying tiger thing that turns into a huge mech, yes please.

Otherwise...
Gaiseric said:
I'd go with a Guyver unit.


Not the one on the far right though, that would be very uncomfortable.
This
 

Hero in a half shell

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I would be really tempted to say an Iron Man style suit, or Halos spartan armour, but if it was unremovable then I would have to go with the least intrusive option, so a crysis style nanosuit, although what purpose would the evil genius have for me - was he just doing it as a crazy philanthropist?
 

ZodiacMaster101

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My mjolnir armor from Halo: Reach, because I think my armor looks extremely kick ass and I wouldn't mind having to wear it forever.
 

gothic wolf

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just any sized giaant mecha suit would do me fine, dont care what kinda as long as it looks cool an has enough weapons attached to worry a large nation
 

R4V3NSFAN1976

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The chinese stealth suit from fallout 3. then all I would have to do is learn how to crouch for the rest of my like and I'm set!
 

Dane Tesston

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I'd go with a suit that would enhance physical attributes, (speed, agility, balance, jump height/length) that could be hidden under everyday clothes. It'd feature a retractable helmet capable of telescopic zoom of atleast 30x, nightvision, thermalvision, photographic and recording with the ability to clean and/or doctor images built-in and a voice changer equipped with every accent known to man, along with pitch and tonal adjustment. Jumpjets would be placed on the back of the torso, capable of reaching a height of 20 feet.

As for amraments; tazers, knockout gas and chaff-laced smokescreen dispensers would be built into the gauntlet on both arms, the fingers of which would end in claws specially designed for rending body armor. The armor itself would be resistant to the ammunition of small arms and some assualt rifles, though armor piercing rounds or anything of a higher calibur would still be lethal. The suit would feature a stealth system that would allow for near complete invisiblity. All suit functions would be controlled through a neural interface, allowing for fast-as-thought use.

As a last resort (or if I'm feeling particularly sucidal), the suit would be equipped with a sized-to-fit Purified hydroden bomb, detonated with a code only I, and presumably whoever put the suit on me, would know.

In terms of entertainment (if the one who designed the suit were so kind), audio and visual files and data would be converted to work in a system specially made for the suit, allowing for near limitless selections of my favorite songs and movies. And the whole suit would be in a stylish gunmetal grey, with a Chozo-sytle visor lit with the same cyan Isaac had.
 

Ralen-Sharr

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the Deus Ex enhancements aren't really armor, but it leaves you able to function and pass for human if you want.

Otherwise, I'd take a nanosuit. Adaptive, powerful, collects energy from local sources, and able to keep the user alive under some pretty dangerous situations.
 

Thundero13

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Cardboard armor, close-fitting crdboard armor, with no crotchpiece and a take-off-able helmet, wouldn't be too inconvenient.
 

Lord_Nemesis

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A few posts above me show the MGS Ninja Stealth armour, I would have to go for tha, alsong as there was a... hatch for manly needs :D Because lets face it, girls would dig the power armour.
 

similar.squirrel

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BFEL said:
One that includes extending, vibrating penis mod. THATS the correct choice LOL
(well if ur a guy anyway)
Erm, you're going to have to explain this to me. Why exactly would it be good to get sodomized on demand by an otherwise-awesome piece of gear?
 

Yokai

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Aegis armor, because if I'm going to be trapped in a can for the rest of my life, I better at least be able to bling the shit out of it.
 

GeneWard

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If I wasn't on the verge of death the whole time like the jolly fellow in crysis 2 I'd probably like the nano suit.
 

Xojins

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I would have Snake's adaptive camo suit. Lightweight, yet durable and totally kickass.
 

OctoH

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Either the armor of Mandalore (since it is designed never to be removed while the owner is alive anyway) or the Deus Ex: Human Revolution modifications. Hell, my modifications from any of the Deus Ex games would be fine.
 

RagnorakTres

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How is this even a question?
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