You're on the front page news, what did you do to be on it?

[Scarim Coral]

At the thread stated, you did something that the media took notice of you and now your face is on the news. What ever you did must of been so awesome or maybe the media had NOTHING to print/post about news wise. Anyway this news is on the paper or a media website however you want it.

Also come up with a title to go along with the news about you/ what you did.

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Turned into Chuck Norris and roundhouse kicked Nick Griffith.

Or did a heroic act, but beggars can't be choosers I guess.

 

[Jedamethis]

[HEADING=2]Local Man Saves Cats from Burning House[/HEADING]
[sub](Hopefully they don't include the part where I threw the other animals back in)[/sub]

 

[SturmDolch]

[HEADING=2]Local Student Finds Cure for PEBKAC Virus[/HEADING]
Supposedly it involves the vaccine called RTFM

 

[Furious Styles]

[HEADING=2]Local Man Engages AIDs in Fistfight: Wins[/HEADING]

 

[Broady Brio]

[HEADING=2]Student murders his "collegues." For teh lolz.[/HEADING]


Actually it would be to kill all douches in college. Oh wait thats everyone. *Happyface.

 

[Hallow'sEve]

I suppose that means I'll have enacted protocol and killed everyone...

 

[Enigma6667]

It probably means that I finally pursued my life-long dream-career as a writer and/or film director, and my film/story won something.

That, or I just blew up an orphanage. Whatever works, I suppose...

 

[ziratha]

First I put the newspaper on the ground, then I stepped on it.

 

[PrimoThePro]

[HEADING=2]Man Sacrifices Self to Save Quiznos' Chicken Carbonara[/HEADING]
I don't know how or why, but that's how it will go down.

 

[GeorgW]

Probably mass murder... That or there's a gala in my honor. Don't know what the headline would be though.

 

[D Moness]

[HEADING=2]Man died in freak accident.[/HEADING]

honestly this was the first thing that popped into my mind >.>

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

[HEADING=2]Girl kills ex boyfriend with guitar hero controller[/HEADING]

I can see myself doing that

 

[ratchet573]

Man Gives Kinect To The Ghetto, People Marching On Microsoft

MJ Johnson says: "I thought this racism was over. But Microsoft doesn't want us black folk to play Sonic Riders? Rosa Parks just turned over in her grave!"

 

[Chogg Van Helsing]

[HEADING=2]Local Boy Finds Cure for Stickittodeman-neosis. International Hero[/HEADING]

Or...

[HEADING=2]Man in Black Coat Slaughters Local High School. Still At Large. RUN YOU FOOLS!.[/HEADING]

but most likely:

[HEADING=2]Local Boy Brutally Murders David Cameron. Local Hero. National Legend[/HEADING]

lol

 

[bad_dog14]

Probably something about being responsible for a plague that turns most of my school into zombies and gives me good excuses to tell the police why I shot them in the face... or it will be when I perfect the virus.

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

[HEADING=2] Teenager With No Driving License Falls Asleep While Driving, Multiple Casualties [/HEADING]


Yeah. That's the first thing that came into my mind.

What the hell?

 

[Kukakkau]

Man lures out and kills both Lady Gaga and Katy Perry

...It will happen I assure you

Also I kinda have been on the news (TV) before - I'm in background during a weather warning destroying my friends snowman when he looks away

 

[Durgiun]

Teenager destroys half of Croatia with an army of crazed Twitards.

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

[HEADING=2]Local Man Kills Gang Of Hipsters. Given Award.[/HEADING]

God I hate hipsters...