Yourself in one sentence.

[Asturiel]

Hey I'm David, I'm crazy but you'll likely like me anyways.

 

[Slythernite]

A Mad Hatter without an Alice.

 

[Mr. Google]

hey my names jarred and im awesome (it says so in my user name) and i spend my time on the internet talking to friends and watching porn

 

[Maelgwyn]

Hi! Im Dory and I dont think I have ever eaten a fish...

(Nah, Im Robert and I never seem to care)

 

[aaronx83]

Hi I'm Aaron And If You Didn't Like Bayonetta I'll Kick Your Ass

 

[Chad4]

Hi im David Davidson

 

[SecondmateFlint]

Hello, I'm Ian and I'm a film student who wants to become a producer, but has had his productivity take a dive in the last few years.

Hello film student! For I am also a film student. However my interests lie in cinematography and sound. Chin up, mate, films have already proven to be a recessive-proof industry!

OT:

Hello! My name is Jen and I exist for all things nautical.

 

[Kwaren]

I'm Brian and I like guns and anime.

 

[Dr. Danger]

HELLO, look at me, I am so ZEN.

 

[King Crab]

I am the King of Crabs

 

[inflamessoilwork]

I'm Josh, brutal honesty is how I live, have fun with it =)

 

[Tanfastic]

Hello I am Tanner and I like Lickilicky more than Lickitung!

 

[Caligulove]

Hello- my name is David, I work in a kitchen!

 

[Darth Rahu]

Hello, I am known on the Internet as Darth Rahu and I'm complicated, single, and fun to have a drink with!

 

[RebelRising]

Previet, I'm [loud]SUBJECT NAME[/loud], and I love having something to do but am comfortable having nothing to do.

 

[Lamppenkeyboard]

Hi I'm Eddy to you and I use blatant cynisism to make up for the fact that I am a very desperately depressed person inside.

 

[lacktheknack]

Hi, I'm and I'm , and secretive.

 

[Ponch]

Hi, I'm Alfonso(or any variation of which you can think) and while I am an overall nice person, tend to be an asshole to those closest to me.

 

[JayDub147]

Hi, I'm me.

 

[King of the Sandbox]

My name is *CLASSIFIED*, and I'm the *CLASSIFIED* *CLASSIFIED* of the one and only *CLASSIFIED*, but not in the winter, because then I'm busy *CLASSIFIED* *CLASSIFIED*.