I'll do things the same way that the Salarians do. Have agents infiltrate their economy and spend years tearing them apart from the inside before I fire a single shot.
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I'd have a private island built, and then invade that. No fun ruining other peoples livelihood, even if I am a better ruler than theirs and my country is the greatest on the planet.......
hypothetically.
In fact, I'd passively neutralise an opposing hostile nation since my nation would be awesome. Some countries might get greedy and start making demands for land or trade or whatnot, but I will turn that back around on them. Think of it as directly imposed karma.
Considering 75%+ of my military budget will be spent on electronic warfare and countermeasures, I'd be decades ahead in technology, and when a country declares war on me (who would want to do that?) I would bring its entire infrastructure - military communications, civilian transport, their internet, telecommunications, economy, power grid, etc. - to its knees... or laying face-down in a pool of their own greed. I'd then watch from the sidelines as they attempt to salvage their society from the 17th century, most probably unsuccessfully for the first few years.
Then I'd harbour all of the citizens who lived under the opposing regime, and I'd offer all the innocent civies the same lifestyle as before but with no evil government or stupidly hateful laws or shit. But if nobody hates my nation or declares war, I will continue its existence as a scientific anthropologist and passive-defensive country.
If I had, absolutely had to invade a country, I'd invade and annex Italy, but let it run itself like normal with a few minorchanges. Mainly 'Don't be a douche in online games or you get banned form the internet'.
It's all because they're the least moral gamers I have ever witnessed. Stereotype much? Yes. But if I ever think "holy crap, that's douchéy - that's douchéy on a scale of its own" and I check a players account, they're from Italy. Rarely do I see a fair-playing Italian. They exist, but the knobhead players are more obvious to the eye. I love Italian culture and the language is awesome, but damn are they immoral.
hypothetically.
In fact, I'd passively neutralise an opposing hostile nation since my nation would be awesome. Some countries might get greedy and start making demands for land or trade or whatnot, but I will turn that back around on them. Think of it as directly imposed karma.
Considering 75%+ of my military budget will be spent on electronic warfare and countermeasures, I'd be decades ahead in technology, and when a country declares war on me (who would want to do that?) I would bring its entire infrastructure - military communications, civilian transport, their internet, telecommunications, economy, power grid, etc. - to its knees... or laying face-down in a pool of their own greed. I'd then watch from the sidelines as they attempt to salvage their society from the 17th century, most probably unsuccessfully for the first few years.
Then I'd harbour all of the citizens who lived under the opposing regime, and I'd offer all the innocent civies the same lifestyle as before but with no evil government or stupidly hateful laws or shit. But if nobody hates my nation or declares war, I will continue its existence as a scientific anthropologist and passive-defensive country.
If I had, absolutely had to invade a country, I'd invade and annex Italy, but let it run itself like normal with a few minorchanges. Mainly 'Don't be a douche in online games or you get banned form the internet'.
It's all because they're the least moral gamers I have ever witnessed. Stereotype much? Yes. But if I ever think "holy crap, that's douchéy - that's douchéy on a scale of its own" and I check a players account, they're from Italy. Rarely do I see a fair-playing Italian. They exist, but the knobhead players are more obvious to the eye. I love Italian culture and the language is awesome, but damn are they immoral.
After taking over Moronica and the rest of Starvania, we move over to Italy and France, who will naturally side with us. Following this, other small nations should domino in our favor. before we take on Great Mitten...and then Great Britain. Once Europe is in the palm of our hands, there will be a beer break. And then, we will proceed to ignore Russia unless it tries to bear arms, which we will respond to by arming bears. Our strategy...is peace. A little peace of this and a little peace of that...then snatch with both hands and run to the mountain so that the enemy is tired and we mow them down!
(Ignoring that this wasn't meant to have a great deal of scrutiny on it.) I think you're misunderstanding. The idea isn't to nuke things and then swoop in and invade.ElPatron said:
The idea is to cause unrest, make organization difficult or impossible, and let the country eat itself from inside out. Angry right-wingers become militia forces, gang leaders become warlords, military forces try to do one or the other or peacekeepers. Either way, all that hardware is dedicated to infighting, while instead of invading the waiting game is played instead.
After a time, with most of the groups segregated and weakened by said infighting, then the invasion comes: but it isn't an invasion, it is more of a liberation. The individual groups are easily dealt with one by one, and what infrastructure and population that is left is much easier to deal with.
The main point of it all is the concept: don't just invade, don't just glass, topple the target with their own weight and clean up the mess after.
Then I would send everyone to reeducation camps where the only lesson is one that teaches the difference between England, Britain and the UK.
Fuck toppling brutal dictatorships, I want foreign people (and a significant number of British people) to stop being retards.
I would unite the South American countries under an iron fist. Why? Because They have all the resources, trade connections with the Far East, and are relatively isolated. I'd be a fair dictator, of course. 
If I needed resources, I'd grab Antarctica - if I had the resources for a floating island, then I would be able to acquire oil/coal/etc from it in a relatively clean and environmentally friendly manner.
The Terran Dominion would then gradually creep Northward, and even start land snatching in Africa. I'm sure all the poor countries would welcome a rich, benevolent overlord who provides free education, healthcare, and drinking water.
If I was feeling really cocky, I'd grab the Falkland Islands, moon the UK and shout "MON THEN!". Then we'd see how the UK holds up in total war. >
If I needed resources, I'd grab Antarctica - if I had the resources for a floating island, then I would be able to acquire oil/coal/etc from it in a relatively clean and environmentally friendly manner.
The Terran Dominion would then gradually creep Northward, and even start land snatching in Africa. I'm sure all the poor countries would welcome a rich, benevolent overlord who provides free education, healthcare, and drinking water.
If I was feeling really cocky, I'd grab the Falkland Islands, moon the UK and shout "MON THEN!". Then we'd see how the UK holds up in total war. >
I'm not going to declare war...I'm going to declare my country the ultimate tax haven...collecting TRILLIONS of dollars that big corporations and rich bastards wish to hide away from their nationally owed taxes. I'll earn their trust over the course of a decade until my tax dodge is universally trusted...more money flows in like water.
Secretly I personally (as a shadow controller of what the rest of the world sees as my "real" government) buy up some really nice land and set myself up as just an average, yet wealthy, citizen.
Then I transfer all funds into my personal accounts, hold it all as physical funds in storage on land near my new home...disguised as a self storage facility...and have an EMP pulse remove all evidence of any transactions while I send my country plumetting into a densely populated metropolitan area. Millions perish (just like they would have if I had declared war!) many of the world's millionairs and billionairs are paupers, big 'evil' corporations are failing because of their lack of hidden cash reserves, the economy is in the toilet meanwhile I live out my days in comfort and style with no one the wiser, especially while busy dealing with the tradgedy of the entire country's devastation and subsequent, tragic, destruction of much of the American midwest (eliminating as many "red states" as I can and the Westboro Baptist Church -ground zero!- because "God hates falling land masses").
Secretly I personally (as a shadow controller of what the rest of the world sees as my "real" government) buy up some really nice land and set myself up as just an average, yet wealthy, citizen.
Then I transfer all funds into my personal accounts, hold it all as physical funds in storage on land near my new home...disguised as a self storage facility...and have an EMP pulse remove all evidence of any transactions while I send my country plumetting into a densely populated metropolitan area. Millions perish (just like they would have if I had declared war!) many of the world's millionairs and billionairs are paupers, big 'evil' corporations are failing because of their lack of hidden cash reserves, the economy is in the toilet meanwhile I live out my days in comfort and style with no one the wiser, especially while busy dealing with the tradgedy of the entire country's devastation and subsequent, tragic, destruction of much of the American midwest (eliminating as many "red states" as I can and the Westboro Baptist Church -ground zero!- because "God hates falling land masses").
I invade Australia. They have nice beaches, and I can use their array of deadly animals on my future enemies.
The Glorious Protectorate Parliament of New Mason (A Dictatorship with an elected Parliament) declares war upon the fallowing nations:
- Switzerland, for it's useful mountains, strategic location, height and natural splendor.
- Northern Mali, to give the lands to the people of the Tuareg Tribe, who were wrongfully removed by Islamists. (Timbuktu, however, will be given back to Mali as part of negotiations)
- Syria, for it's strategic location, oil reserves, and to end the bloody dictatorship of Basher Al-Assad. (The Russians can keep their Military Base there, but with a higher property tax)
- Vietnam and Laos, to remove Communism from weaker nations and weaken the strength of China, as well as for Strategic Regions.
- Sealand, for strategic value and how easy it is.
And Finally,
- The Confederate Democratic Socialist Kingdom of Jevansia, for trying to claim Sealand for it's own. And we shall not rest until the nation of Jevensia falls completely under New Mason's control...
- Switzerland, for it's useful mountains, strategic location, height and natural splendor.
- Northern Mali, to give the lands to the people of the Tuareg Tribe, who were wrongfully removed by Islamists. (Timbuktu, however, will be given back to Mali as part of negotiations)
- Syria, for it's strategic location, oil reserves, and to end the bloody dictatorship of Basher Al-Assad. (The Russians can keep their Military Base there, but with a higher property tax)
- Vietnam and Laos, to remove Communism from weaker nations and weaken the strength of China, as well as for Strategic Regions.
- Sealand, for strategic value and how easy it is.
And Finally,
- The Confederate Democratic Socialist Kingdom of Jevansia, for trying to claim Sealand for it's own. And we shall not rest until the nation of Jevensia falls completely under New Mason's control...
Well, if I had a floating nation I'd want it to be physically a lot like Columbia from Bioshock, with the addition of an airfleet similar to Eggman's Sonic Heroes fleet, then I would declare war on every nation that had politicians or similar people in power who would try to limit or completely eliminate the notion of freedom of choice and/or expression, such as the US if it tried to reinstate SOPA or some other proposed plan to "eliminate" copyright infringments.
Or go after nations if they allowed protest groups like Westboro and OneMillionMoms to go free.
At the same time, I'd invite the very best and brightest aboard my vessel to rebuild society in such a way where laws limiting expression (with the exception of violent expression) would be done away with
Or go after nations if they allowed protest groups like Westboro and OneMillionMoms to go free.
At the same time, I'd invite the very best and brightest aboard my vessel to rebuild society in such a way where laws limiting expression (with the exception of violent expression) would be done away with
I'd invade France on the behalf of Her Madge, I'm assuming since I have a nation that can bloody fly I have a hefty technological advantage (if not, hire/kidnap scientists until achieved) so out come the cloning vats and indoctrination machines and hello redcoats reborn with lasers (because why not?). Then once France surrenders ('bout half an hour) we convert the non-collaborating population Yuri style and I sit back and relax in the newly constructed Bastille Palace and see if any other nation notices or cares.
After that, Argentina. I won't invade, I'll just build a giant acid cannon and burn the word "FALKLANDS" across the country so large you can read it from space.
After that, Argentina. I won't invade, I'll just build a giant acid cannon and burn the word "FALKLANDS" across the country so large you can read it from space.
I actually discussed stealing Greenland from Denmark, then planning to act very immature in the U.N. I'm thinking throwing paper calling the Denmark rep a "fag" and making your momma jokes regarding Everyone in Denamrk's collective mother's. Why? no real reason I just want me a Greenland
I, Sir King Lord Emperor Jedi God President Prime Minister Alex of Asskickistan declare war... ON PRICES!
But, seriously, I shall declare war on small, undeveloped countries and force them to join my empire and give heavy amounts of support for gay rights OR DIE!!! Now that I have all their people in my army, I shall storm moderately powerful nations and do the same! Now my army spans half the world! And now to take on Japan, Australia, North America, and the Middle East! Homosexuality shall be accepted by ALL PEOPLE!!!
But, seriously, I shall declare war on small, undeveloped countries and force them to join my empire and give heavy amounts of support for gay rights OR DIE!!! Now that I have all their people in my army, I shall storm moderately powerful nations and do the same! Now my army spans half the world! And now to take on Japan, Australia, North America, and the Middle East! Homosexuality shall be accepted by ALL PEOPLE!!!
I train an army of perfect medieval soldiers, except with modern medical practices that don't rely on tecnology. My people all live without electricity or cars or anything that relies on fast combustion. I then Unleash The change(from dies the fire). Conquer the world.
I wish I still had that game... it made my early teen years bearable.Combine Rustler said:
OT: Well I already own the underworld, so why would I want a floating continent? But if I must choose I would go with either France or Australia.
1) Invade North Korea. They have resources, they have land, they have people, and they have a big but incredibly shitty military.
2) Ask, "Does anyone object to this?" ::China Meekly raises hands, embarrassed:: "China, we will keep leaseing mineing rights to you. And we will pay the workers in real money, not our governments money, so you don't have to feel guilty" ::China high fives me::
3) America gives us a shit-ton of money to fuck with North Korea. Its kind of Americas thing.
4) Invade, capture Kim Jong Un. While controlling the country, have Kim announce his victory over the foreign invaders while my agents move into place. Remove restrictions and censorship on all sorts of mass media.
5) Have Kim announce that they will allow their currency to be traded against other currency, let the world be convinced that he is just being batshit insane again, with North Korean money being priced at slightly less then used newspaper. Meanwhile, negotiate a Euro style common currency with South Korea. Become one of the worlds major financial powers overnight in currency speculation, and collapse a few banks in the process.
6) Use money to pretty much buy Greece. Or if your really successful, Spain or Portugal. Someplace where its nice to vacation. Basically buy off their debt and get out of the Euro zone.
7) High five Germany.
8) Re-invade North Korea. Except of course all your agents are in place, the illusion of the cult of personality is now completely dead, the people are revolting, and you look like a liberating hero. Turn to south Korea and say, "We cool?" South Korea shrugs, says, "We cool". Play some Starcraft.
9) Take a look around: Did your Currency speculation scheme collapse any countries economies, and limit their military power? And also, is it a place your citizens may want to vacation in?
10) Turn the Countries around and make them work. Nah, just kidding, that will probably never happen (Though if it does, welcome to world domination). Smash and grab as much as you can, toss the North Korea ball at South Korea, and enjoy your newly installed gold toilets in your sky fortress. filled with money pools.
2) Ask, "Does anyone object to this?" ::China Meekly raises hands, embarrassed:: "China, we will keep leaseing mineing rights to you. And we will pay the workers in real money, not our governments money, so you don't have to feel guilty" ::China high fives me::
3) America gives us a shit-ton of money to fuck with North Korea. Its kind of Americas thing.
4) Invade, capture Kim Jong Un. While controlling the country, have Kim announce his victory over the foreign invaders while my agents move into place. Remove restrictions and censorship on all sorts of mass media.
5) Have Kim announce that they will allow their currency to be traded against other currency, let the world be convinced that he is just being batshit insane again, with North Korean money being priced at slightly less then used newspaper. Meanwhile, negotiate a Euro style common currency with South Korea. Become one of the worlds major financial powers overnight in currency speculation, and collapse a few banks in the process.
6) Use money to pretty much buy Greece. Or if your really successful, Spain or Portugal. Someplace where its nice to vacation. Basically buy off their debt and get out of the Euro zone.
7) High five Germany.
8) Re-invade North Korea. Except of course all your agents are in place, the illusion of the cult of personality is now completely dead, the people are revolting, and you look like a liberating hero. Turn to south Korea and say, "We cool?" South Korea shrugs, says, "We cool". Play some Starcraft.
9) Take a look around: Did your Currency speculation scheme collapse any countries economies, and limit their military power? And also, is it a place your citizens may want to vacation in?
10) Turn the Countries around and make them work. Nah, just kidding, that will probably never happen (Though if it does, welcome to world domination). Smash and grab as much as you can, toss the North Korea ball at South Korea, and enjoy your newly installed gold toilets in your sky fortress. filled with money pools.
Isn't it obvious? CANADA! My strategy, burn all the ample trees to demoralize them. Then put a giant heater above them. They won't have any tactics or cloths for fighting in really hot weather! It's bulletproof!
I'd re-create the Roman army with firearms (because Rome is cool) invade Chad. They know what they did.
So Saddam was actually producing WMDs that the US didn't find? Besides, those things are too costly and are basically white elephants.ElPatron said:
For the revolution, that's where the economy comes in because that would also include making sure the people are happy and a true promise of steeping down if they aren't.
Guns in my actual country only allow ethnic and sectarian violence, I think I will stick with high tech weapons in the hands of rigorously trained, true professionals.