You've just been transported to a universe where Sarah Palin is the President of the USA

[chronobreak]

A intelligent post, that is not full of bias and ignorance, in an political based thread? Crazy stuff...

Eh, there's a few of us here, if you sift through the people who say they'd assassinate her, or have it done, or kill everyone on earth, or kill themselves. Or the people who will attack her for being a Christian, or a Republican, or a woman. Nobody would actually do these things, yet they feel free to state their ignorance with the veil of anonimity that is the internet. You know what 99.9 percent of those people would do? The same exact thing they do every single day.

 

[War Penguin]

I'll be fine. It won't be good but I'll be fine. If I can survive Bush, I can survive Palin.
(Was that a burn towards Bush or Palin?)

 

[Sindaine]

Assassinate her for the good of the country. It wouldn't be difficult, either--just touch her gently with an encyclopedia.

 

[Sindaine]

Canadian. Barely affects me. HA!

You think she wouldn't annex Canada? My bet is going to Tajikstan.

[small]She probably doesn't know where it is..... I hope...[/small]

"It's that one with the...thingy, right? That boot-thingy? Where they speak Mumslimese and hate God and deformed babies?!?"

 

[TheMadTypist]

If I can hop between realities, I'd find one my army of duplicates has already reached with their version of the technology, become absorbed into the swarm, and lead my warrior brethren on a crusade to purge the Sarah-Palin reality, then incorporate it into the multi-reality empire of duplicates.

Because I know that somewhere out there, my mind is directing a swarm of duplicate me's on a quest of inter-reality domination.

 

[park92]

i can see fallout happening

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

Canadian. Barely affects me. HA!

You think she wouldn't annex Canada? My bet is going to Tajikstan.

[small]She probably doesn't know where it is..... I hope...[/small]

"It's that one with the...thingy, right? That boot-thingy? Where they speak Mumslimese and hate God and deformed babies?!?"

Oh no! She knows that they're muslim! (In an indirect way) I better start packing again. Gabon sounds nice around this time of year...

 

[MR T3D]

Canadian. Barely affects me. HA!

You think she wouldn't annex Canada? My bet is going to Tajikstan.

[small]She probably doesn't know where it is..... I hope...[/small]

"It's that one with the...thingy, right? That boot-thingy? Where they speak Mumslimese and hate God and deformed babies?!?"

NO, THAT IS...SPAAARRRRRTTTAA!!!!
I'd thoughly describe what i'd do, but i lack the proxy servers to do so confidently.

 

[Markgraf]

Better than obama

I concur.

 

[Kurt Horsting]

Move to japan or england. Abandon all hope for america.

 

[Zildjin81]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSTseUjLLJk

Probably my reaction.

 

[jobobob]

I buy 50 gorillas and put pheramone spray on palin, and wait.

 

[Yegargeburble]

I would go to alternate UNCP and continue my education. I don't care who the president is, honestly.

 

[Cody211282]

Cant be any worse then what we have now, and does that mean the congress is diffrent to?

 

[Endocrom]

I'd be more excited at the fact that the multiverse theory is correct and I would thank my lucky stars that out of the infinite possible dimensions to get sent to, this one can sustain life.

Then I would hope that there is an alternate version of myself that I could crash with since I'm probably homeless at that point.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

I wouldn't worry about it.

 

[tk1989]

I would seriously hope that in this alternate universe that the United States was a severely limited, weak and relatively unimportant country which had no real position of power in world politics.

Otherwise the world would be completely fucked in my mind... I really don't know what would come of this paradox

 

[I Resurection I]

First Women president.....whoo.....whatever don't kill us